Only Brandon Ware Until Penn State Football
by BSD on May 29, 2009 8:00 AM EDT
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Hey James, is that barbeque sauce on your arm?
Ladies and gentlemen, we are officially inside of 100 days until Penn State football.
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Are we doing this for 99 days?
And what happened to the fan post about the uniforms?
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
You mean
That nobody is going to accept t he challenge of rooting through PSU history to find players 98 through 1, so that the isolation insanity that is driving us all mad during the offseason, will be somewhat lessened? You make me sad (monty python voice)
I’d do it, but I’m also quite lazy.
I'll do it
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
FOS has a nifty tool for this
http://pennstate.scout.com/3/PlaybookPlayerQuery.html
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions
That takes all the fun out of it
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course, there is still the problem of actually finding pictures of the players.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Well I guess you're not busy with anything now
since you finished your analysis of the Big Ten teams. I know were all bored with the offseason, but you seem to be taking it extremely hard.
by dawsonPSU10 on May 30, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
No, not scandalous enough, good job you ruined it for everyone.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
Uniform post
I’m not sure what happened to it. The SBN network has been under a lot of spam attack lately so they have put in some corrective measures. Maybe it got flagged for spam or something.
I don’t remember reading it. Were there a lot of links in there or something?
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
some new guy (wistlinwill, who also did the "Navarro Bowman's future" post)
put up a “uniforms change” post that asked if we’d like to see helmet stickers. There was a resounding “NO” in the comments, with some good discussion. I was curious where it went as well. I figured the guy deleted it, after all the harsh criticism he got after even mentioning using helmet stickers.
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 2, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
This countdown rocks
WE ARE!!
"From the outside looking in, you cannot understand it. From the inside looking out, you cannot explian it."
ABSOLUTELY
loved this countdown last year!
"...goon-a-la-goun-ga...gung-ga-la-gun-ga...he said; there will be no money exchanged..."
by BlueWhiteLife on May 29, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
"New" Brandon is Going to be Pissed
You used an image of “Old” Brandon.
Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.
Let's give the guy some credit.
http://www.cumberlink.com/articles/2009/04/26/sports/local/doc49f51ba44d888236029924.txt
Ware came into Penn State at 370-pounds and it’s been a struggle to keep the weight off and cut what’s currently on his frame.
But after a season of watching from the sidelines, the surprisingly athletic Ware is starting to slim down, tone up and do all the necessary things to add depth to a stacked Nittany Lions defensive front.
"It’s a lot easier because there’s a lot of different options of healthy food to eat," Ware said after Saturday’s Blue White scrimmage. "Lot of fruit, lot of salad, lot of grains and stuff like that and everybody is on me, like ‘what are you doing?’ Everybody is looking at my plate seeing what I got."
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 29, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Lot of fruit, lot of salad, lot of grains and stuff like that
I don’t know why, but this phrase just made me picture Brandon Ware harvesting a field of strawberries, and then eating them all in 15 seconds.
But that’s healthy, so whatever.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions
A critical analysis of eating an entire field of strawberries in 15 seconds.
I don’t know why, but this phrase just made me picture Brandon Ware harvesting a field of strawberries, and then eating them all in 15 seconds.
Uh huh. Lets see about that.
Strawberries Per Acre=3 ft. apart 12 in. 14,525 plants
Up to 1 pint per plant (I’ll use a conservative 0.5 pint per plant) = 0.5 pint of strawberries / plant
Nutrition Facts
1 pint = 3 1/4 cups whole berries
Serving Size: 1 cup sliced fresh strawberries (166 grams) Calories 50
So by my calculations:
14,525 plants x 0.5 pint of strawberries / plant x 3.25 cups / pint x 50 calories / 1 cup = 1,180,156.25 calories
But that’s healthy, so whatever.
At 347 lbs. Ware needs 4573 Calories/day to maintain his weight. So that would be 258 days worth of calories but he would probably die first due to the osmolarity of his GI tract/blood.
Start eatin’.
by deihlba on May 29, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
+1
I’m a big fan of off-the-wall analysis replete with exceptional detail.
Well done, sir or miss!
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
There's an easier way.
http://greatbrewers.com/product/lancaster-strawberry-wheat-beer
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 29, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
That would still be pretty ugly...
Death from alcohol generally results in a Blood Alcohol Level of 0.2% to .6% so for BWare we’re looking at somewhere between 17 (0.2%) and 51 beers (0.6%) in a 15 minute time span.
I suggest either
shotgunning or funnels. I think 17 is easilty doable.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
If you're looking for a great strawberry beer...
Try “Strawberry Blonde” by Pete’s Wicked Ale. Scrumptious.
Actually, I’m gonna go now to see if there’s one in the fridge.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
I don’t rec posts that make my tiny brain hurt.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, you're just a lousy sack of poop that can only sit-ups!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear that originally said "that can only hit set-ups"
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I swear that originally said "that can only hit set-ups"
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fNVL44RaRA
"From the outside looking in, you cannot understand it. From the inside looking out, you cannot explian it."
Excellent strawberry analysis
I look forward to more of these numerical analyses on BSD.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza
If it so turns out that I am bored and feel compelled to do another I will.
Granted that requires an asinine remark for me to expand upon. RR was lucky enough to provide me with such an opportunity.
Your mom called you asinine last night!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He really looks the part now
It will be interesting to see how he does. It is easy to look really good when you are 370 lbs in HS, but I certainly have faith in LJ.
They don’t have the tradition to hold our nuts
I think LJ saw something special in him. Last year’s B10N summer preview of PSU’s practice had a segment where one of the commentators specifically called out Ware saying he was “like a dancing bear” and that he was basically unblockable when he was fresh. So I wouldn’t be surprised to see him blow up this year, especially on short yardage and run plays.
Just remember, most teams are going to have to double-team Odrick and if you have Ware and Crawford out there you’re talking serious damage.
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
Imagine for a second if Maybin hadn’t gone pro. A line with Odrick, Ware, Crawford, and Maybin. Do you even try to block them, or do you just throw bubble screens on every passing down.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
good lord....
i thought i was just really drunk and seeing someone else in his uniform.
he’s going to blow up lines this year.
World F#$king Champions
i expect
no less than 4 blatently missed holding calls in the osu game due to Ware.
World F#$king Champions
The sad part is
That’s probably the only way they’re going to be able to stop 350lbs barreling into them., and they’re going to get away with it.
I love how that top picture makes it look like he's taking on 4 guys at once
(though I don’t love how those 4 guys are PSU players)
by The JuggerNitt on May 29, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It is only holding if it gets calleso it looks legal to med
I didn’t see a flag
How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?
Wait
Isn’t Matt Kenney the one who takes on 4 guys at once?
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
I'm friends with BWare on FaceBook
And he his pretty funny. Highly recommended.
Time to start getting the menu planned
and furiously checking the mailbox to see if my sets of tickets have arrived….
by Tailgate Shogun on May 29, 2009 6:29 PM EDT reply actions
I'll buy your Eastern Illinois tickets for 35 cents.
"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs
by Run Up The Score on May 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You know
I’d be perfectly willing to spend 30 to 40 dollars on that game.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 29, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Except I was joking!
lollollollollollollollollol
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on May 30, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I might just keep all of my extra E. Illinois tickets
Then take up 8 spaces worth of bleacher space to take a nap.
by Tailgate Shogun on May 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions
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