Penn State Volleyball Open Thread

Max Holt seen here just moments after killing a man with a spike between the eyes.
For those interested, here is an open thread for the men's volleyball game tonight. The men will be competing against USC in the NCAA tournament semi-final match. The game will be televised live on ESPN2 at 9 PM ET.
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Good Luck Fellas!
I want to have a reason to watch on Saturday!
WE ARE!!!
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
No, but nice try
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, same here
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Hang out with a girl? Penn State Men's Volleyball?
Decisions decisions.
With all due respect to Mr. Holt...
That would be a lot easier if it was women’s volleyball.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I disagree...
it would be a tougher choice with the girls playing. Then the choice is between 2 female options. here its pretty easy, sorry Mr. Holt.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
HOLT SMASH
Sigh. Can you tell I miss Cornley? Sigh.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry
I got one of my friends to text me updates.
by PizzaDelivery on May 7, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions


Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Off topic
Am I the only one seeing certain suggesive “male enhancement” ads on this page? Its wierding me out a little bit.
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
CORNLEY SMASH MALE ENHANCEMENT ADS
Sigh.
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
CORNLEY SMASH ROLAND'S MIND
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You have no idea
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Just you
They’re trying a new “targeting ad campaign”.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on May 7, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
It literally says "surprise her with a bigger p----" im worried
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
I'd be worried too
If it’s telling you to surprise someone with your package, isn’t that technically rape? I’m not an officer of the law.
Yeah I dunno, but I feel like this ad campaign is not very well thought out
It says that and has a woman with a shocked look on her face, its terrifying
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
Do me a favor
If you see it again, get a screen print and email it to me.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on May 7, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That's kinda creepy
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
the ads on my page are trying to get me to buy my mom something for mothers day
oh!!! crap!!!
mothers day is sunday!!!
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
Just be glad our respective ad campaigns aren't combined
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
Are there any strange names on the team?
I mean, what would an open thread be without a funny name that we can add SMASH to?
there is a Sweitzer
or a Goas.
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
A little too amped up in Provo tonight?
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
Are these announcers serious?
If this game was at sea level that ball would have been in?
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Damn
Can’t find anything on Justin.tv. They have a radio feed for this?
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
Aw, hell, I don't care that much
Sorry. :(
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll just lurk here and laugh at everyone’s comments. And post youtube links. So, same as usual.
Someone do me a favor and remember to post “HOLT SMASH” whenever it’s needed.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
i think Sweitzer Smash
sounds better…
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
Also, to help keep me entertained, can I get a few poor man's photoshops?
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
Yeah, sure, whatever
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
tell you why it's "really really happy valley..."
wow…that’s dirty.
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
really really happy valley sounds hot!
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, ESPN
that was the most un-scientific visual you’ve ever given us. And that’s saying something…
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
Was Mark May involved?
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Even more amazing
Not at all. I figure if he was, he would’ve had his dumb, smiling face as the volleyball tracker.
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
These announcers are morons
Penn State unable to make the altitude adjustment? Are they serious?
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
It's the only thing the producers wrote on their talking cards...
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
If they had any sense
They would know it is not the altitude but rather Iowa’s faults the serves are long
Ah crap!
They just reminded us play is to 30, not 25 like the women’s game. And I STILL forgot and thought we were at game point…
It’s been a long week at work, and I think I’ll drink just as much this weekend to reverse the effects..
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
CUE WORKIN' MAN'S PHOTOSHOPPER THEME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSn9pXJjRi0

Uh, yeah, I don’t know either.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
Cool
I’m just glad it’s USC we’re beating. Yay.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
no kidding. i really don't want to lose to usc
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
I AGREE COMPLETELY!
SCREW ’EM
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Penn State block!
Game one, good guys!
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
WE ARE...
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
Shoot, we could use some of these guys in the post at the BJC
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
Oh, and "cold off the bench"
what the hell? Is there a bullpen in men’s volleyball?
I sometimes wonder about the people twwl sends out to cover these things. Where’s Kenny Mayne when you need him?!
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
Its funny
I remember seeing John Kruk at the Women’s College Softball WS, and I laughed so hard.
Black Shoes.
Basic Blues.
No Name.
All Game.
Game 2, tied at 6
Also, waiting for the year the “at-large” team in the tourney is Juniata…
"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."
BOOO
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
this kid from USC
looks like he needs to be sponsored by Proactiv
clearly he likes pizza
"You can park wherever you want!" BWW09
"You want a donut, go to Dunkin Donuts. You want a linebacker, you go to Penn State."~Chris Carter
Our serving sucks this game
We get a point and give it right back on a service error.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
What's the score?
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
They should do some dink serves
USC has had a few miscommunications on the easy ones.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Sorry, I'm trying to photoshop Ferentz into a pic of Stalin
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
My plans never work out as well as I plan them

You hafta admit though, Ferentz’s expression is perfect.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
But did it bring a smile to your face?
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
We killed ourselves that game. We must have given them eight points on service errors. Clean that up and we can take these guys.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Ugh
USC out to a 4-1 lead in this game. Some bad sets gave them easy points.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Best 2-out-of-3 wins? Can’t remember.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
C'mon
I hate this camera angle from the baseline. Didn’t we cover this with the women?
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
The latter
I was just looking for an excuse to post that.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Good point
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
we're playing shit on the net
even if we lose this game, we need some momentum back here
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
Someone needs to get a screenshot
of that girl with the sign that says “Ace in the hole” so that we can twist it into something dirtier
My roommate has...
non-profit corporations tomorrow, I have antitrust at 9 am…
I’m drunk, he’s high… and we’re both pissed. (he’s also a Lion)
Don't know if anyone remembers this...
From last May: http://www.avca.org/articles/index.cfm?action=view&articleID=9&menuID=97
Penn State men’s volleyball outside hitter Matt Anderson (West Seneca, N.Y.) has decided to forego his final year of collegiate eligibility and has signed a two-year professional contract with the Hyundai Capital Skywalkers of the Korean League.
Wish I’d done that.
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
OH MY GOD
Hyundai. Capital. Skywalkers.
That has got to be the coolest thing ever.
by DevonEdwards on May 7, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
it feels like a quiz
which of the following is not like the others
by DevonEdwards on May 7, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
If I made enough money, I bet I could convince some group of Koreans to name a team the “Daryll Clark Fistpumpers All-Hail Zug All-stars”.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
what the fuck?
can you reach over the net like that?
I don’t trust anyone whose name has “-orelli” in it.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm bored
Someone give me an idea for a horrible photoshop.
Also, what’s going on in the game?
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
Evans and Koroma. I’ll go from there.
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Herkey the Hawk with a Hitler Stash
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I like you
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He's uber special, he wears a helmet, and his favorite color is "clear"
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I like you
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
anyone know what a "hawkeye" is?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Yeah
We played pretty poorly against Iowa, but we pulled it out at the end. Great test for the boys.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We pulled it out?
And blew our load in the 3rd quarter
we're way better than this team
we just haven’t figured out their style yet
this is frustrating
I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.
Then again
They’re in CA, which has probably got some horribly mutated herpes since Paris Hilton lives there.
Hooray
He’s like Cornley? I need Cornley in my life!
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Am I gay for Cornley?
Yes.
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I blame Curley
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by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, So Is Billy Mays...

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Man alive
Every one of their blocks finds open space. Every one of ours goes out of bounds.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
This is shameful...
These USC kids are not only Spoiled Children, but really fucking ugly… And I thought they were supposed to be the pretty school.
Unbelievable
We’re committing so many mistakes. An IM team could beat us tonight.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
like Michigan's football team?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
Even their volleyball team
Can’t help celebrating with the rest of the team on the bench after every score
Is anyone else fucking sick of:
(1) the altitude discussion; and
(2) hearing about “icing the server” (serving is a common event, NOT like kicking a game-winning FG)
and it looks like we're at game over.
But… HOLT SMASH
well, that was too early
ps: Kittens?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I won’t be posting kittens since I’m not actually watching the game.
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
damn!
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
I hate usc....
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
THEY CAN TAKE OUR VICTORIES!
BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE… OUR BACON!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha, I’m bored
Have a "great HD day!" - Jay Paterno
by ReadingRambler on May 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions

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