Fake Daryll Clark twitter feed

by ReadingRambler on Jun 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT

Tiger Woods's fist pump is a joke. Just a bunch of wasted energy.

The young QBs @ PSU have a good attitude about fist pumping - just need better form.

People would like Ed Hightower more if he pumped his fist after making a bad call.

It has to be someone from here.

What Fake Daryll Clark liked about Fake M-Rob was the subtle short fist pump he did after a first down.

Okay, so it has to be someone who's not a pussy who would piss his or her pants if Clark responded (he has his own real twitter feed), so that rules out me. It has to be someone obsessed with Daryll Clark Fist Pumps, so that rules out...nobody.

But, come on, Hightower reference? It has to be BSD.

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Is there some point to twitter that I'm missing?

Isn’t this what we have facebook status updates for?

"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."

-Tony Hunt

by Cpiritual27 on Jun 11, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions

Near as I can tell, the only point to twitter is stuff like this. See: “NotDougMarrone” and “DefJimTressel”, and all the other fake feeds.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?

"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Jun 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, yeah, and creepy coaches looking for new recruiting tools

DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?

"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Jun 11, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions

"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads

by tseyb_06 on Jun 11, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jun 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

I would also be among those

who would piss themselves or freak out if he ever responded, so I absolve myself of all possible guilt. I also hate twitter. Any site that allows you to express your opinion to other people, but limits you to 140 characters, therefore killing your ability to go on a rant, is clearly evil. It would also narrow people on this site: look for who has never gone on a rant or rambled on in a thread.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jun 12, 2009 12:52 AM EDT reply actions