I'm bored

by ReadingRambler on Jun 12, 2009 11:47 AM EDT

I was going to link to that article about Sean Lee, but Mike already did that.

So, instead, I'll do what I do best: post crap that no one cares about.

Here are some rules regarding the discussion of Graham Zug during open threads this coming season.

WHEN "ZUG" MAKES A GOOD PLAY: Yes, it is the real Graham Zug

IF "ZUG" DROPS A PASS: It is not Graham Zug. It is his evil cousin, Zraham Gug.

IF "ZUG" MISSES A BLOCK: It is not Graham Zug. It is his evil uncle, Guz Maharg.

IF "ZUG" COMMITS A PENALTY: It is not Graham Zug. It is his bank robbing brother, Johnny "Machine Gun" Zug.

Additions will be made as necessary.

That is all.

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Just checking on the details...

The reason why anyone other than Zug Himself would be on the field is because he is trying to keep his delinquent relatives in check. This allows the others to jump on the field in his place.

"...You know, Reemer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar."

by IcersGuy on Jun 12, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

Yes

DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?

"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep

by ReadingRambler on Jun 12, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions

normally keeping delinquent relatives in check would be an easy task for Zug

but these are relatives of Zug, with similar powers. It is his kryptonite.

by The JuggerNitt on Jun 12, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Wouldn't Zug just destroy them

for blaspheming his name, similar to what Superman did to the 3 criminals from Krypton in Superman II?

by Screen Name 20 on Jun 15, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions

didn't he just banish them into that "glass" thingy?

by The JuggerNitt on Jun 15, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Nah

Just had to look it up to confirm…he knocks them down a precipice in his fortress of solitude. They arrived in that glass thing.

by Screen Name 20 on Jun 15, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions

it's been so long since I've seen it

why did I think that he put them in there? Ah well :-p

by The JuggerNitt on Jun 15, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions

B/c he may have?

Since you mentioned it, I had my research team look into it and it appears that there were 2 directors for Superman II, and that both released a version. In the 2nd version (the first director’s cut), the 3 villans are re-imprisoned in the glass…so there.

by Screen Name 20 on Jun 15, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Football season needs to start now

Lakers vs. Magic: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pens vs Red Wings: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Phil MickelsZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Real Madrid gives $130 million (14 euros) to Manchester ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Boston beats Yanks for 8th straight ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Isn’t this around the time when ESPN does a convoluted countdown to the best sports town in the country or some shit like that?

by Mr. Rosewater on Jun 12, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

And ESPN will broadcast the Rose Bowl starting 2011

Basically, network television audiences won’t watch ESPN/ABC/Disney goons badmouth Penn State anymore. You have to pay the basic cable rate for that now.

by Mr. Rosewater on Jun 12, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions