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Fact: Fuhman has no greatness, in fact I think he is a chinese dude.
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This?
This is why Penn State doesn’t give a shit about prima donna “OMG 5 STAR!!” players.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
Greatness of academics at Fuhman University...
“Fact: I want to be part of the ‘Greatness of Fuhman University’ academic’s.”
I know nothing about Fuhman, but hopefully that academic greatness includes classes teaching how/where to use an apostrophe.
or parenthesis
Fact: In 2007, I was (1) of the top (7) Quarterbacks in the country. However, none of that matters unless there is true opportunity to compete afforded.
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 12, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
That's a real douche bag comment to make
“I’m so incredibly awesome, that I was one of the top 7 QB recruits in the nation in 2007 (btw, rivals had him #7, Scout had him #17). UCLA has chosen not to use my superior talents in their program for no other reason other than they want to play their own recruits. I want to go somewhere where my coaches will fellate my ego, because I am so incredibly talented.”
I’m really starting to hate this family. And if you think that is harsh visit their family website: http://www.qbforce.com/
Guaranteed to either make you laugh or throw up.
I cannot WAIT till we make Tater Force transfer.
I did throw up
When we play scum next I will be the old dude running down on the field to kick T8 in the nuts for being part of that website.
Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone.
Wow
You would think that the Forcier family had just discovered the internet a week before deciding to create a website.
I half expected to see a “Under Construction” animated .gif on that mid-90s debacle of a webpage. It’s a little hard to convince me that you’re some type of athletic-Aryan family, churning out super-talented quarterbacks that will one day surpass the Mannings whenever I’m looking at a site any 5 year old with a basic grasp of HTML can vomit in an hour.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
There actually was a site underconstruction thing on there
but I don’t remember what part of the site it was.
by dawsonPSU10 on Jun 12, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't help but notice
Thank god Michigan kept pursuing his brother.
this douche sounds like Morelli all over again, and I’m sure it runs in the family. Thank god Newsome decided to re-evaluate his commitment to Michigan.
Awesome line
But then comes the “Statement of Facts,” which is full of the sort of arbitrary capitalization and punctuation and general air of persecution that you usually find only in prison letters and the columns of Stephen A. Smith.
Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD
it's been edited, so I don't remember the exact comment that was made
but are you sure it was uncalled for? This seems like a pretty jackass way of announcing your transfer (not sure if he’s maybe trying at a sense of humor with the list, in which case he might at least be a funny jackass).
Imagine if that’s how Devlin left PSU. Everyone would be calling him a classless jerk. If I recall correctly, we basically said as much with the letter he and his parents presented to JoePa. (though I trully wish him well at Delaware)
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 12, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
Forcier just gave the middle finger to politically correct language and for that he gets a rec from me. I think he was just being honest and that part is more refreshing than your average fill-in-the-blank PC press release. The disappointing part is being reminded that your average college football player is a dumb egotistical asshole.
by gumbercules on Jun 15, 2009 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
"The dissapointing part is being reminded that your average college football player is a dumb egotistical asshole"
so in other words…a jackass? ;-)
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 15, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions
FACT
The can opener wasn’t invented until 48 years after the invention of the sealed can.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
lol
it was such a proof-read fact sheet.
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 13, 2009 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions
FACT:
I am dumber for having read that.
Good luck at Fuhman. I’m sure they could use a special talent like you, jerk off.
by Tailgate Shogun on Jun 12, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
I loved some of the comments attached to the article
Fact: I originally chose UCLA because it is easy to spell.
Obviously easier to spell than Furman. So either he sucks at spelling or keyboarding. Since the r and h aren’t near each other, he must suck at spelling.
Maybe he sucks at geography and thinks that Greenville is in California.
Honor Roll?
Do any colleges call it “the Honor Roll”? I alway thought “Dean’s List” was more-or-less universal. The fact he doesn’t know the name for it make me wonder if he’s really been on it.




























