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The Mr. and Mrs. RUTS Honeymoon.


As many of you know RUTS is my brother, so I wanted to provide an update from St. Lucia.

He landed safely and is currently drinking and eating everything in sight, in fact he is going on a zip cord tour in the rain forest.  God I hope the zip cord is strongly reinforced but then again if he dies I think I still get his insurance policy, I know he is too lazy to have already switched the names.

He actually needs some help from the BSD readers.  RUTS is still a virgin and even though married for a few days he still didn't "close the deal".

Therefore, if anyone has any words of advice or can provide a pep talk the Mrs would be pleased...just trying to help a brother out.

Thanks in advance -

STL

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