Ladies and gentlemen, the recent visitors to BSD by search words!

(Date now included because baconway6 says he's too lazy to glance at the time stamp.)

michigan lacrosse

Duck and cover, the Michigan blogosphere is on its way!

bacon-ayse

Of course, a page on BSD is the first result for this search on Google.

penn state record for tackles in a game

Just a random guess: Paul Posluszny with 22 tackles against Northwestern in 2005.

guido d'elia office location

Tough one.

ohio state girls

chase passeri

I have no idea if we're recruiting him, but I don't trust quarterbacks with names that end with "i".

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one with nothing better to do.

what will happen if you are 17...ssession of marijuana in ohio?

I'm almost positive that there's a Clarett joke somewhere in that.

skank ho

at first i was like but then i lol'd puppy

That's cool.

days until psu football

So, those countdown posts of mine are performing a valuable public service? Who knew?

bikini thread

Took long enough to get to these kinds of searches. What was the hold up?

stone cold

WHAT?

mike brazil

When were you in Brazil, BSD Mike? Looking for grotto technology?

tyrell sales

Tyrell really sells the blitz, don't he? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

kitten bra

Are kittens made out of bacon?

ohio state in black

Red works just as well as a color of evil.

sad kitty

Come on, Terrelle, you'll be better someday.

cute puppy

That's the spirit!

sec vs. big 10

Remember: ignore the actual results since '93, as they show the Big Ten is not vastly inferior. Be a good sheep. Listen to Mark May.

booty volleyball

Finally!

black penn state quarterbacks

Only three. OMG PATERNO IS A RACIST

high kick cheerleader accidentally shows beaver

This is good, but it's no "naked softball girls".

jay paterno sucks as a quarterbacks coach

I see a Pennlive poster has ventured from the nest.

ohio state logo

terrelle pryor quarterback

dave wannstedt fantastic recruiter

priceless cheerleaders

I knew my joke about Tim Curley only wanting cheap whores would be useful someday!

cannibus football helmets

Honestly, it's not my intention that this series be all about Ohio State.

naked softball

Close...

usc girls naked

(For full pics, email Pete Carroll.)

girls of the big ten

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Michigan

Michigan State

Minnesota

Northwestern

Ohio State

Penn State

Purdue

Wisconsin

naked girls playing softball

That's the one!

dude masturbates on park bench says his penis needed air

Okay, I made that term up. I just wanted to link to this.

JUNE 18--Nabbed yesterday for indecent exposure, a Memphis man offered cops a unique explanation for his alleged criminal behavior. Augustus Hudgins, 41, was arrested after witnesses reported seeing him "masturbating on the bench in Court Square," according to the below police affidavit. When questioned by cops, Hudgins denied fondling himself, explaining instead that he was "giving [his] penis some air." Despite that claim, Hudgins was booked into the Shelby County jail, where the mug shot at right was snapped.

Come on, Augustus. That doesn't even come close to Pringle's excuse.