Nitt Picks Brings You Back From The Dead
Some items to ponder while mourning the tragic loss of a worldwide cultural icon who brought millions of people joy with his unique voice and unusual stage performances. Billy Mays, you'll be missed.
As you've seen, recruiting is the main source of news right now. It appears that Manheim Central defensive end Dakota Royer seems close to making a decision:
Royer has well over 20 Division I-A college offers, thanks to a process he largely initiated himself, by making his own highlight DVDs and going off to combines (and winning position-group MVP awards at the combines) as early as his freshman year. "I still remember sitting at home, waiting for that first letter [from a college]," Royer said Wednesday. "Now I get 20 letters a day."
He's created a monster.
"You'd think it would be awesome getting recruited," he said. "I thought it would be, even though guys told me you get tired of it. You do get tired of it. It's so stressful."
There's also a little background on the swimming pool stunt, which Royer nailed on the fourth take.
As for those who have recently joined PSU's recruiting class, their local papers have had a day or two to provide the full write-up. First, Evan Hailes:
Hailes, a two-time all-state and two-time All-Tidewater selection, said he chose the Nittany Lions over such schools as Tennessee, LSU and Virginia Tech because he liked what Penn State had to offer.
"The thing I liked most about them is that they emphasized academics more than football," said Hailes as he drove from State College on his way back to Chesapeake following his visit to the school.
What also helped was his relationship with defensive line coach Larry Johnson. This is his 14th season on the staff and ninth year coaching the defensive line. In that span, he has been instrumental in the development of five first-team All-Americans, including three first-round NFL draft choices.
"He's a real good guy and everything he says is backed up by the players," Hailes said. "He sealed the deal for me."
A chance to play for Penn State coach Joe Paterno was icing on the cake.
"It's like playing basketball with Michael Jordan," he said. "You're with a legend. A lot of people wish they could play for him but I'm going to get a chance to do it."
And then there's DaQuan Jones:
Jones, who will sign his NLI in February, said he was also looking at Boston College, Maryland, Syracuse and Pittsburgh. But his visit to Penn State, in State College, Pa., made him feel at home.
"Just me going down there, the environment around the school and outside the school, it's just great," Jones said. "I'm excited about it. I'm really just taking it all in."
Beats the hell out of Amway: Anthony Scirrotto is a long shot to make the Carolina Panthers' roster this season, but he now has an official backup plan:
Scirrotto wasn't thinking about baseball anymore, but his former high school coach kept his name alive in baseball circles.
While Sean McKenna had since become a police detective in West Deptford, he remained close with Picollo, whom he played baseball against in high school and was now Kansas City's assistant general manager for scouting and player development.
Just over a month ago Scirrotto got a call from a Royals scout, saying they might draft him.
"We had set out at the beginning of the year to target some football players who maybe had a chance to play in the NFL but had baseball backgrounds," Picollo said. "Anthony sounded open to it. Obviously his first priority is trying to make the Panthers and in no way do we want to impede what he's doing there."
But when Thursday came, late on the last day of the draft and a day off with the Panthers, Scirrotto decided to go golfing — just before he was the 1,502nd pick in a 1,521-player draft.
Commence Jurassic Joe jokes...now: Penn State scientists have revived a strain of bacteria that has been buried deep within a glacier for 120,000 years:
The scientists found the bacteria, named Herminiimonas glaciei, buried under nearly 2 miles worth of ice in Greenland. Scientists think that, since it's small even for bacteria, it survives on nutrients trapped in veins of ice and uses its flagella to move within veins to seek food.
It took the scientists almost a year to revive the bacteria and coax it to grow; once it did, it yielded small colonies of purple-brown bacteria. Although not as old as the 8 million year old bacteria resurrected from Antarctic ice in 2007, it does lead the Penn State scientists to believe that they might be able to find and re-grow bacteria from Mars or Jupiter's moon Europa.
In Scores Of Other Games: The Cincy Enquirer catches up with Nittany Network's Bill Kurelic for a discussion of the confluence of technology, self-promotion, and recruiting. A good read. The Wilkes-Barre Times Leader details the ongoing education of Little Red, Matt McGloin. The CDT has a story on the budding bromance between Paul Posluszny and Terrell Owens in Buffalo. Finally, Graham Spanier may need to hold a bake sale, because Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is shaving an additional $41 million from what the Commonwealth originally planned to give Penn State.
And okay, okay, fine. This was quite appropriately posted in the FanShots, but...
The Thriller of the Nittany Lion (VS Michigan) 2008 (via countfortunado)
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RIP Billy Mays
I remember exactly where I was the first time I saw a Billy Mays infomercial. My friends and I used to reenact his verbal delivery pretending to sell each other cleaning products.
Gawd, we’ll miss him.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
Am I the only one who gets a little bit uncomfortable when scientists get all excited about some old dead thing they wish to re-create?
Screw you, nerds. You’re going to kill us all as revenge for what that defensive end did to you back in ’83.
Also, RIP, Billy Mays.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 29, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions
That Billy Mays thing...
…scary to think it could’ve been one of those minor bumps to the head that turned into a massive brain hemmorage, like Natasha Richardson. NEVER GO TO SLEEP.
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by Run Up The Score on Jun 29, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I am still not convinced...
…that Vince, the hooker-punching Shamwow guy, didn’t put a hit on Billy.
Whoever has stock in Just For Men, you better start dropping it like it’s hot. Billy accounted for half their revenue stream.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
And as long as I'm sucked into YouTube viewing
Nice work, kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s5Sjt30dSw
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by Run Up The Score on Jun 29, 2009 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
Nice alagam of links RUTS.
My tiny brain can’t figure out why we would want to revive ancient bacteria. I’m guessing it will cure all disease or kill us all. Pick one.
Since Vince’s star has gone down in flames, who will step into Bally May’s place in the pitchman HOF? I’m going to guess the voice behind the Benderoos.
How many cupcakes = $41,000,000? As the football program will be leaned on to fund not only the athletic dept, but now the School of Mineral Sciences as well, look for 9 home games in the near future.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
What I don't understand
Why can’t the university just chop off an entire major or majors to save money? Companies have to downsize and get rid of their more “expendable” resources, so why can’t the university just tell the fluffy curricula to take a hike?
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I don’t think axing majors saves any money. Cutting classes offered does somewhat, but why would axing a major save any money? Maybe the administrative staff, but those could just be combined between a bunch of small majors.
Plus, small majors aren’t always “fluffy.” Astronomy & Astrophysics is one of the smallest majors at the University (my graduating class size was 3) but it’s definitely not ‘fluff’.
by Bleed Blue 'n White on Jun 29, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Astrophysics Major Fluffers
Sound hot.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
I wasn't referring to A&A as fluff
I was thinking more along the lines of elementary education (cue the major flame war!), which is a degree you can probably get equal training in for a fraction of the cost at a less-expensive university. But after reflection, I should probably thank the el. ed. folks (one of my roommates was one of them) for keeping my tuition from skyrocketing even higher during my time.
Let’s say student A and student B are going to PSU and each pay the same tuition, X. But student A is majoring in Astrophysics, whereas B is majoring in basketweaving. It should be obvious that the university’s costs per Astro diploma issued are much greater than the costs associated with issuing a basketweaving diploma. The professors will likely command a higher salary, the technology involved will cost significantly more, and research facilities are undoubtedly higher. So it’s in the university’s best interest to keep handing out basketweaving degrees for X tuition, because those poor suckers are helping fund Astrophysics. Without them, tuition would rise.
Anyway, my overall point is that something needs to be done to address the university’s constant begging and clawing for money, and I, for once, don’t lay the blame at the state government’s feet. I wouldn’t give the university an increase in funds either (and I currently don’t because of this) if I saw half a dozen buildings being constructed every year while tuition rates skyrocket out of control. The university is too inebriated with spending, building, and expanding curriculum (starting IST-new building, professors, computers) than it is with helping the students achieve an education without ending up 50 G’s in the hole.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
How does that save money?
1) They had to build those buildings. Penn State seriously stagnated with renovating buildings and expanding over the past 20 years prior.
2) How does cutting a major save money? You can’t get rid of the professors – they have tenure – and the administrative staff can be merged without eliminating majors, and you can cut classes without eliminating majors too.
by Bleed Blue 'n White on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Incidentally...
“It should be obvious that the university’s costs per Astro diploma issued are much greater than the costs associated with issuing a basketweaving diploma. The professors will likely command a higher salary, the technology involved will cost significantly more, and research facilities are undoubtedly higher”
You’re kinda neglecting the fact that the As&Ap professors bring in a metric ton more money in grants than the basketweaving professors.
by Bleed Blue 'n White on Jun 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
psh, metric ton, that's so Terran
still not adapting to the extraterrestrial Marklar assload.
And to think, coming from an As&Ap major…
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Versus
How much is a metric ton vs. a metric assload?
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
I'm guessing
tuition continues it’s upward climb.
by Screen Name 20 on Jun 29, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Coroner
is saying Mays died of heart disease, pure and simple. Apparently the bump on the head had nothing to do with it.
Now MJ’s cause of death is going to be a whole lot more interesting.
Maybe the head bump loosened
some plaque in his arteries.
Eating well and living on the road are pretty much exclusive ideals.
Reminder – schedule physical.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
T.O.
The scary thing about TO is not that he’s a terrible teammate that everybody hates. The thing about TO is that he can be very divisive, but that means that some folks really do like him.
Lets be fair, Donovan McNabb nearly died at the end of the Super Bowl, while TO played on a broken leg and damn near won MVP. Whose side do you take in that feud? And come on, Tony Romo is totally a puss. TO wasn’t the guy in Mexico in the off week, that was Romo, his overratted tight end man crush, and whatever rockstar that Romo was banging at the time.
Quarterbacks tend to get special treatment, TO tends to call them out on it. By the end of the run in a town, a fair amout of players think that TO is getting a raw deal. He gets villified because the owner of the team can’t let the star quarterback take the public fall for the dispute, but at the end of the day a large (albeit generally slient) minority of players in the locker room usually think TO’s got a point.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Jun 29, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
It's quite amazing
Half of the locker room loves him, and the other half can’t stand him in most cases. And the same can be said about the average football fans. Some love TO, others can’t stand him. He is the definition of a polarizing man.
by STU Boy on Jun 29, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1 to both of you
In the end, the only thing you can really say about T.O. is, “GET YO POPCRN REDDY!”
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 29, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
TO Teammate
Its mostly defensive guys that like him because hes a good player and he helps the team win. The defense just wants the offense to score, and he does that. Where as the offense has to actually deal with his constant whining and calling the quarterback gay.
Whatever happend to Gary Cooper?
Sometimes the soup is just cold. I’m not the ass hole because I complained about it, but if you complain too much you get a reputation as a “whiner”. Point being, just because it’s T.O. doing the complaining, it doesn’t mean that he’s wrong.
Franchise quarterbacks are tougher to replace than wide recievers, but that doesn’t mean McNabb didn’t choke in the Super Bowl (he did) or that Tony Romo isn’t a bit of a playboy (he is).
But there is this mentality that you shouldn’t ever offer criticism, and there is probably more than a couple of good reasons to foster that mentality. But don’t lose sitght of the validity of the critcism. Michael Irvin said it best about TO, “the Eagles are going to save their face but lose their ass”. See, I’ll even quote Michael Irvin if his point is strong enough. Maybe McNabb and Romo should grow a bit of a thicker skin and improve, rather then go to the owner and get TO run out of town. Maybe?
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
I don't think he's evil.
Anyone that causes that much misery to Eagles fans can’t be anything but a saint.
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booooooooo.
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by Run Up The Score on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions
*ducks batteries*
Only one of the 6 of us guys that lived in my apartment during college was an Eagles fan. He was unbelievably ecstatic over Philly landing T.O. Me and one of the roommates laughed at him and told him that within two seasons, T.O. would have his beloved team completely FUBAR.
I’ve never taken quite so much joy in a prediction coming completely true.
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Can't imagine
what the Bills are thinking. This is a guy who will point the finger anywhere but himself. Head coach, coordinator, receiving coach, own quarterback, opposing cornerback, agents, authors (misquoted in his autobiography- HAHAHAHAHA). He’ll do it right on the sideline if he can, and if that doesn’t get the attention he needs (or if wearing a Lance Armstrong outfit on the sideline doesn’t do it), he’ll drag in the media directly.
Yup, this will end well.
by PSUinBOSSton on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Still
He did get the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Despite him tearing apart the team, no one can take that away from him and he was their best player. It was a smart move, because they, like I’m sure everyone who takes a flyer on him, knows what they’re getting in to. I would go through that again in a heartbeat as an Eagles fan.
I'm bored
Things you must duck when trolling certain fan bases:
Michigan: empty bottle of Chardonnay
Michigan State: spear
Pitt: empty season ticket holder’s seat
West Virginia: buckshot
Ohio State: dead dog
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Any Word on Bolden?
We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!
by hawaiipennstatefan on Jun 29, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
LJ's first round picks...
Wait, why do they say LJ Sr. has had only 3 first round picks?
2009: Maybin
2006: Hali
2003: Kennedy, Haynes
Which one are they excluding? Pretty darn sure they were all DL, and they were all first-round picks. Am I not remembering something right?
by Bleed Blue 'n White on Jun 29, 2009 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
Not counting Maybin?
Since he was considered an OLB. Not saying that’s the correct thing to do, just wagering a guess.
by PSUinBOSSton on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
dakota speculation
Royer transferred to Central to enroll in its agricultural program.
“It’s not like I’m going out to the farm to be with the cows and pigs,” Royer said.
“It’s just a lot of things I’m interested in, and it’s related to something I’ll probably major in in college.”
I don’t know about the other schools, but I know PSU has the agriculture majors down. I doubt Pitt has farming majors being in Oakland and all. But I could be wrong.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
Is VoTech on his
radar? They’re like PSU’s little brother – Ag & engineering.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
no, but MSU is
and they’re also obviously a big ag school (stupid trophy)
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice pic
I like how the parents made this kid wear a suit & tie to go see JoePa.
Respect.
Wonder if any parents care if their kid meets Wanny? Nah…..
by Tailgate Shogun on Jun 29, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
I went to one of these
probably 14 years ago, give or take, when I was a young sprat and JoePa was too. I can vividly remember being in such awe when my dad told (READ: ordered) me to go up to the main table, by myself, and ask for an autograph. That was the day I fell in love with Penn State.
by Jeff Junstrom on Jun 29, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah Pitt
when your recruiting point is that you are near the Steelers (quote from Royer article)
Pitt — “It’s pretty cool that the Steelers are right there. Their weight room is right across the hallway from [Pitt’s].”
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

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