Yellow-Out -- Lame Excuse Poll

by Elihu on Jun 3, 2009 11:03 AM EDT Comment 31 comments

As a public service to Pitt fans, I think we should come up with the best lame excuse for this yellow-out picture. I bet some of you can come up with better excuses than what is listed in this poll. Add yours as comments & if enough people reply to your idea, I will add it to the poll. (I'm assuming I can add items later. If not, we're stuck with what I came up with.)

Poll

The explanation for this picture is:

Pitt scientists are working on a top secret invisibility project for the military. This picture shows how successful they are.

13 votes

If too many people gather in one place, it would be too inviting a target for terrorists. If more people were in this picture, the terrorists would win.

26 votes

There are more people attending the game, but they all just happened to go to the bathroom at the same time.

24 votes

63 votes | Poll has closed

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Someone mentioned seeing Donnie Iris selling Iron City at the beer stand...

…they’re all now verifying for themselves if it’s Donnie or his brother Lonnie.

Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater

by NittanyTide on Jun 3, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Ah the Good Old Iris Triplets . . .

aka the biggest shocker since Nick Perry pulled the 666 ball

by The IC Lion on Jun 3, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How am I supposed to pick up chicks if I ain't got no good clothes to wear?

--
Black Shoe Diaries

"Never. We would never shoot nuclear weapons at Decepticons." -- Gen. Jack Jacobs

by Run Up The Score on Jun 3, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dees pants make me look like a jagoff.

Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater

by NittanyTide on Jun 3, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The picture was taken during a fire drill

by Brett Brown on Jun 3, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I was at a Yankees @ Tigers game about a month ago

and in the (I think) 9th inning this alarm went off and they told everyone to evacuate the stadium. A few minutes later, after probably half the stadium was empty, someone comes on the PA and tells us it was a false alarm, and we can return to our seats.

I feel almost bad for the Tigers fans who had left, and missed the Tigers almost come back, but the Yanks held on for the first win I’ve seen them have in 5 years going to see them in Detroit.

by The JuggerNitt on Jun 3, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It’s part of an elaborate protest to bring back the famous “Script Pitt” logo.

DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jun 3, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

They all got pissed and left

when they could not figure out the bush-league, video game, fantasy football scoring system employed in order to attempt to confuse people into attending their spring game.

by cpm126 on Jun 3, 2009 11:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Heres a thought.

PSU had a home game the same day and all “closet” PSU fans went to State College hoping to get a ticket. Their days was ruined once they found out that no tickets were available at the window. The rejected sPITT fans were left to sit in the fields and drink their adult beverages in sorrow. A rucus started amongst them that needed the help of the local police disrupting the officers from watching PSU. This all boils down to the reasoning behind the ordinance that refrains from drinking in parking lots during the game. It’s just a thought.

Settle it on the field!

by PSUncle1981 on Jun 3, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

It is obvious

The fans are paying homage to the history of Wanny’s stache. The picture above was taken during his “wispy” days, when he was around 9 years old. Gradually, they will fill in the area just below the club seats with everyone wearing black. You have to admit that will be quite a tribute. Then slowly incorporate some white/gray hairs in there and we are at present day.

by Wlvrn99 on Jun 3, 2009 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

isnt it Obvious...

“Joe Paterno was throwing out the first pitch over at PNC park”

by MSippiNit on Jun 3, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

WE ARE.......PENN STATE!

by Nick7 on Jun 3, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The mass of the Pitt fans in the "empty" seats is so large that the force of gravity created

is so strong it can bend light around them (creating the same effect that allows us to see stars that are behind the sun), allowing us to see the seats behind them, making them appear invisible.

Proof: All those girls are standing directly behind the one in the Steelers shirt

by The JuggerNitt on Jun 3, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I would have voted, but there wasn't an option for "Pitt sucks".

Seriously, I think more people attend the WPIAL championships than sPitt games.

by dmoney350z on Jun 3, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Or Zug

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jun 3, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs