You found us! 6-30-09
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 12:07 AM EDT
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Ladies and gentlemen, the recent visitors to BSD by search words!
I still don't understand why some of you people like this series. I post lame search terms followed by incredibly lame snarky responses.
Or maybe you don't like it. Whatever.
stephen a. smith black community didn't support me
Cheez Doodles
what the hell is happening
???????
iowa cows
God. What a softball.
does penn state use tight ends in their offense
If by "use tight ends" you mean Andrew Quarless dropping passes, yes.
shenanigans
That reminds me, does anyone have a video or GIF of CORNLEY SMASH pushing Harangirly after a timeout? That was awesome.
will penn state join an all east conference
When you all stop sucking ass.
2009 2010 njit men's basketball schedule
The IP address for this one is Tim Curley's IP address. Is Curley slipping?
pitt football pathetic
And?
awesomeness
Could you wrap a nuclear warhead in bacon?
bicyle crash
Pryor joke?
wicked weasel bikini comp
Wicked weasel bikini comp? Composition?
An essay:
There was once a man named Bob. He liked to search for porn on the internet, but he didn't know how so instead he came up with lame garbage like "wicked weasel bikini comp". Zug killed him.
The end.
shermanator
The resemblance is uncanny.
god and computers
Zug has a twitter feed?
beaver strategy dead
Uhhh, Pete Carroll joke? Anthony Morelli joke? I don't know.
ohio state will be better in 2009
After three straight losses in BCS bowl games, Buckeye fans turn to Google (What they know as "Great fire in internet sky that was sent by Great Creator, Woody") for reassurance.
sweet caroline fucking slut
He's improving the gameday atmosphere!
naked girls in club
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2009/5/14/875465/terrelle-pryor-great-quarterback#15720434
black defensive backs dont respect white receivers
We wouldn't know.
arizona cardinals logo
puppy
No, no...I don't know why.
today we are all hokies
Except for Kevin Newsome.
RIMSHOT AND D.C.17 FIST PUMP!
(I still don't think this is funny.)
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"What the hell is happening?"
I believe that was the beginning of someone’s post from when that whole Paulus shenanigans thing was happening with scUM a few months ago “What the hell is happening in Ann Arbor”, I believe. Ahhhh, good times, until it got ruined.
“God and computers.” I’m not sure how that got here. First off, is there some religion thinking of making use of comptuers a sin or something? News to me. Or was that search from a middle school kid who wanted to know if god (who is everywhere according to my elementary sunday school teachings, from a loooooong time ago) is able to see what he’s doing on a comptuer, so he can continue to watch porn on his computer? But the bigger question is how it led him here.
“Beaver strategy dead”. Your guess is as good as mine.
by dawsonPSU10 on Jun 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re right. not funny… but what else have you got to do??
by WETSU on Jun 30, 2009 8:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
uh-oh
Why poke the bear?
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
by jtothep on Jun 30, 2009 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no real reason… i’ just curious why someone would go thru all that trouble to do a post like that and then at the end say their own work isn’t funny? if you don’t think it’s funny, why do it?
i think that if he didn’t acknowledge that they didn’t think it was funny, i wouldn’t have had to confirm it…
by WETSU on Jun 30, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why'd you take the time to read the post, then, huh?
Anyways, I just wanted the world to see the “sweet caroline fucking slut” search term.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe i shouldn’t have… then again, how am i to know what’s going to be good and what’s not before i readt it?? but listen man- i don’t think it’s terrible… just not very funny. and hey, don’t sweat it, what do i know… i’m sure there are plenty of people who get a real kick outta this…
by WETSU on Jun 30, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The same people who do “gay dolphin sex” searches, I’m sure. :)
Anyway, I myself am bored with the commentary so I’ll probably just post the terms.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also disappointed
No bacon bra searches.
by Screen Name 20 on Jun 30, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nor any naked softball girl searches
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
where did those people go? No milf searches either?
by dawsonPSU10 on Jun 30, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be here at about midnight tonight or so.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the offseason
I’ll take unfunny, but weird search phrases over having nothing to do or look at in redards to PSU any day of the week.
by dawsonPSU10 on Jun 30, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know who's funny?
Your mom. A laugh riot, that one.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn’t say you’re not funny. some of the stuff you come up with is pretty good. i just don’t think this series is funny.
by WETSU on Jun 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I find the series amusing
and occasional terms/comments funny
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What's not to love?
Personally, I visualize someone so demented and bored that searching for "gay dolphin sex" seems like a good idea. They get the usual YouTube vids and Wikipedia entries, but they’re still not feeling satisfied, so they scroll down the Google results page until they hit BSD. "Hmmm…should I continue trolling the web hoping to reach climax, or read about PSU football, all things even remotely related, and thoughts from other random interwebbers regarding said topics?" And then they choose us. If that doesn’t make you feel special, I don’t know what would.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
by NittanyTide on Jun 30, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet
That if I showed you a video of hetrosexual dolphin sex, then a video of gay dolphin sex, you would be unable to tell the difference. Basicly, what I’m saying here is, we could probably make a killing pawning of regular old animal sex videos as gay animal sex videos.
That or somebody could post an open thread of building a pyramid in their backyard or something.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
by jesse. on Jun 30, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd volunteer for the backyard
pyramid building but I’m a few thousand Hebrew slaves short.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Jun 30, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could always start with just one
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
by jtothep on Jun 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing
My pyramid would be rock solid.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
by jtothep on Jun 30, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm suddenly in the
mood to go shopping for hand crocheted bikinis – now where can I pick up a Hebrew slave to model them for me. (dammit to hell – I have when a good plan fails to come to fruition).
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Jun 30, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then the pyramid would NEVER be built
still, it is a winning solution
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some would argue that football is bad for society
This post clearly shows that we need something to occupy our time or we revert to sexually deviant behavior and building crap that doesn’t need built. Only 2 months to go.
Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone.
by psu on Jun 30, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet
That if you showed me a video of heterosexual dolphin sex, I’d run out of that grotto yelling “Stranger Danger” before you could show me anything else.
Regardless, I’m sure we can all recall a time in our lives when football kept us from straying into sexual deviancy.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
by NittanyTide on Jun 30, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I always crack up at the phrase "Stranger Danger"
I really hope no kid is ever molested near me and starts yelling that for help, because I’d be laughing too hard to help
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 30, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the will is there...
time can always be found for deviancy of any kind – whether it be alcohol brewing, meat smoking or inventing new uses for lubricants.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Jun 30, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Otto sure has made time for deviance
Effin up our sos.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
by jtothep on Jun 30, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you
deviant otto. Damn you to hell.
by Screen Name 20 on Jun 30, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
most guys I knew played football to get chicks
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
by letsgopsu on Jun 30, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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