You found us!
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 AM EDT
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PrintLadies and gentlemen, the recent visitors to BSD by search words!
I wasn't going to post this. Afterall, I just posted one on Saturday. The searches were okay, but nothing spectacular. But there was one search that stood out.
The garbage will go first, however.
"fuck penn state"
You. No. Tradition. Can't hold. Nuts.
"ohio state logo"
Hanging curveball...
"phil taylor penn state"
NO.
"cael sanderson psu salary"
A strange meal consisting of kittens, rabbits, bat blood, horse intestines, celery, peppers, spiders, sea snakes, wild turkey, Wild Turkey bourbon, Irish poitin, bacon, donuts, haggis, and intensity; all served in the stomach of Andrew Quarless.
Also, a pot of gold.
Cael Sanderson is not amused by his wimpy slave or by your asking about his salary.
"flaming cat"
Hahaha, holy crap that open thread was awesome.
Oh, and here's your cat: 
"hd bikini video"
I posted the bacon bra picture just for you, random internet stranger.
"penn state football blog"
You found it!
"can the judge take away my time on a revocation of probation in pa"
Unless you want to get directed to a blog post about Lavarro, you should probably figure out to do an internet search.
"will daryl clark ever get drafted"
-1 Daryll Clark fist pump to you.
"being gay at michigan state hate"
I've never heard of Michigan State Hate, but I bet it's a shitty cow college.
"penn state 2009 2010 basketball schedule"
Temple.
"bra grabbing"
I've got it. Right, so Chris Bell = Stabby McShankerson and Chris Baker = Punchy McFighterson. Any Penn State player kicked off the team after some kind of sexual assualt will have a new nick name. Auston Scott = Booby McGrabberson.
Why are you looking at me like that?
"rocky training"
This same search pops up way too much.
"awesomeness"
Grotto. Bitches.
"slogans for basketball t-shirts"
Penn State Nittany Lions: "Not horrifyingly embarassing since 2009!"
Pittsburgh Panthers: "Dorsett and Marino are dead. Get over it."
Kentucky Wildcats: "It's not what it looks like, man. She's not like that anymore. Trust me. Besides, she's really good in bed. Yeah, I know it's odd that she says I can't talk to you, but she's not crazy, just trust me."
"self defecating"
loldickrodlol
"gerald hodges rutgers"
Ha!
"wvu girls"
"the most boring game"
I blame Iowa. If you don't know what I mean, then just be thankful that you've forgotten.
"black crack heads"
Get a job.
"daryll clark heisman"
Bullshit. Clark does not need the Heisman. He has already won the inaugural Daryll Clark Fist Pump Award, given to the best and most bad-assed player in America. He is expected to be in the running again this year.
"notre dame predictions"
CHARLIE WEIS, GET OUT OF TOWN. YOU ARE THE SINGLE WORST COACH EVER BORN INTO THIS WORLD. I WOULD RATHER HAVE H.R. PUFNSTUF, WITH TEDDY RUXPIN AS HIS ASSISTANT, THAN YOU!
AND NOW, THE GRAND FINALE:
Prepare yourselves. Here comes the search term. Are you ready? Are you ready for...
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"greg schiano's dick"
It's just Joe Paterno's leftover.
DC-17 FIST PUMP!
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Wow
Just….Wow
+1 to you sir
"From the outside looking in, you cannot understand it. From the inside looking out, you cannot explian it."
MSU alternate fight song lyrics start with...
“(Offensive term for gay men) are prancing in East Lansing.” Just FYIs. And yes, I’ve been checking back for the latest edition of YFU! for the past 3 hours. Thanks for not disappointing.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
Awesome pic of Sanderson
and his minion. Gawd, how bummed/fearful for your life would you be coming off the mat after a deadbeat performance to see that look from your coach?
Clearly, neither Cael Sanderson nor Stephen Obeng-Agyapong are amused by their similarities:
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
I am trying to make Cael into another BSD feature, it’s true.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Gawd
that little bitch boy behind him looks downright preposterous.
My luck, this is just a terrible pic of him and when he stands up and frowns, he turns into Gigantor and now wants to beat my ass.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
No
fuck it, dude’s a real pussy. No idea what he’s doing on Sanderson’s staff.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
he kinda looks like Cael
maybe it is one of his brothers (doesn’t he have one or 2 brothers on his staff?)
by The JuggerNitt on Jun 9, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Whew!
I actually didn’t think they looked alike just from their face (one: stern and mean; other: weak and wimpy), but went about image gogling just in case. First find showed this pic of Cody, older brother of Cael and two-time NCAA finalist. It looks enough like the guy above, that I immediately began building a wall of 40s to protect me from his morman wrath.
But in the same link I saw this guy listed as Support Staff:
and now return to Confident that I can take him. Pussy.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
Awesome!!!
a wall of 40s to protect you from the Mormon wrath.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
I think that's the kid from Who's the Boss
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Jun 9, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
think I can take him?
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
You’ll do about as well as Ovie did in game 7!
BUUUUUURN!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it hurts, it hurts
pens are looking alright thru 2….
That, my friend, is a return-burn jinx.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
Rob Scuderi is an American hero.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know
That Fleury save on the breakaway….breathtaking.
Wow.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
yeah, but that was only 1 save
Scuderi made 3!! Without covering the puck in the crease. I thought for sure there was a PS coming when I watched it live.
Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD
Ovie sends Sid
a gift of beard.
he needs it.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
He looks like
Dylan Long would if he tried to grow one.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
Is Ovechkin playing for the Stanley Cup right now? Nuff said.
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
P.S.
Malkin sends a message to Ovie…
“Ovechkin always tell me he number one Russian. Yeah, you number one ugliest Russian!”
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Truly
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
You know what
I love that wrestling coaches and many other smaller sport coaches wear suits on the sideline. When did it become socially acceptable for head football coaches to dress like they don’t have time to stop in the lockerroom and change on their way to the gym right after the game? I guess we can thank Bill Belicheck who passed it on to Charlie Weiss.
It’s almost as silly as seeing overweight 60 year old baseball coaches in uniforms as if they’re going to step up to the plate and pinch hit in the eighth inning.
Mike
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DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
the coaches
are required by the league’s clothing contracts to wear those hooded sweatshirts. That’s why coaches have to apply for and get permission from the league to wear a suit. I know Mike Nolan was approved on time to honor his dad, but other than that I’m pretty sure every request has been rejected. I remember at one point reebok was working with the league to develop suits (with visible company logo on them) that the coaches could wear on the sideline. It never happened though.
Didn't sell your soul for the online edition?
You didn’t become the KoT for nothing.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
bra grabbing nicks
“bra grabbing”
I’ve got it. Right, so Chris Bell = Stabby McShankerson and Chris Baker = Punchy McFighterson. Any Penn State player kicked off the team after some kind of sexual assualt will have a new nick name. Auston Scott = Booby McGrabberson.
Why are you looking at me like that?
If Austin Scott gets commemorated for unjust accusal, persecution and eventual acquittal, then the lying bitch who meets with Madeira also needs a nick: Liar McCryRape.
Point of clarity: no disrespect to any of the thousands of real date rape victims out there. No still means No.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
You should know by now that I don’t care about facts.
Also, 
DO YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE, DANNY?
"I hope after touchdowns this year all our players just point at Zug." - jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Jun 9, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I do know that
Which is one of the things that makes you our lovable rambler.
Geno better br-ing it tonight.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --jvp
Upon further review...
EVERYTHING from that thread was amazing! I’m still pissed I missed it. Though reading it the morning after was still amazing.
"Even though it was bouncing, I knew it was so soft that it was just going to stay in," Battle said. "Then I ran around like a lunatic."
I blame Iowa. If you don’t know what I mean, then just be thankful that you’ve forgotten.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be drinking to forget now. DAMN YOU RAMBLER FOR BRINGING UP PAINFUL MEMORIES OF FRESHMAN YEAR
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jun 10, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
It never too late...
to hate Ohio State!
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
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