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Ladies and gentlemen, the recent visitors to BSD by wacky, wild, and just plain random search terms! 

(Now submitted with less commentary because I'm bored with that and the forced commentary sucked.)

The internet is full of perverts, random searches, and trolls. And they all lead to Black Shoe Diaries.

bikini bent over

help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope

the new gold standard charlie ...e dame's rise to glory summary

naked girls self

mike in brazil

brian cook shoes

He probably wears Birkenstocks.

puppy

high school basketball tournam...t in charleston south carolina

bacon

jordan shipley girlfriend

"omg ess eee see"

hat bikini

white trash gator fan pics

white trash gator fan pics

white trash gator fan pics

charlise pride cheeseburger

hot naked female teachers

remove third nipple

Eh?

you're killing me smalls

anthony green's girlfriend

cat in bra

bob dobalina

what doctor operated on joe paterno hip

peasant holy grail

what to do to get first string wide receiver

Submit Wannstedt joke here.

cheerleader pussy

32 candles on cake funny

worst trophy ever

Sigh.

who will next commit to penn state in 2010?

penn state recruiting.. kicks ass

tim tebow girlfriend trinity baptist

chubby cheerleader

welcome to iowa bring something to do

woo woo the whistles go decoration

derrick williams muscle

i hate michigan

wide open beaver

we suck again

bobby bowden is a jerk

skank ho

jorts

dirty usc cheer

smalldick contest

hot softball girls

RUTS was sayin' that he constantly found "gay dolphin sex" searches when he ran this feature at his old blog. It's good to see that we have a signature search here.

british shorthair kittens

murphy troy acne volleyball

is running back corey brown considering penn state?

redhead nsfw choke

janet pharoh

ohio state girls 2009

bicycle crash

where is brandy now

bushes with red berries smell like cat pee

Mind = blown

Poll
Which smells worse?
Bushes with red berries
10 votes
Gregg Doyel
8 votes
Mark May
47 votes

65 votes | Poll has closed

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smalldick contest?

…did I miss something?

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 1, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m more curious about the stinky berry bushes.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

where the heck is Brandy!

I miss her so.

Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

by psu on Jul 1, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know where she is

Anyway, everytime I read that term, the words “We stop at pancake house” enter my mind.

And I don’t know why.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would I be wrong in assuming that the only reason people read this post is so they can try the search terms themselves?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Umm, I actually check in to see if any of mine made the list...

And sure enough, one did.

bushes with red berries smell like cat pee

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 1, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Search is the top thing in play in IT for at least the next 5 years

You’re cutting edge, dude.

When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno

by jtothep on Jul 1, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got one.

Wasn’t trying to either and was happily surprised when I was directed to BSD.
“penn state recruiting.. kicks ass” was me, though I recall kicks ass being in all caps. guess they don’t translate. and laundry detergent also smells like cat pee.. at least mine does.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 1, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

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