Now Contains Football-Like Substance!
by Run Up The Score on Jul 1, 2009 3:19 PM EDT
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Almost forgot about Jerome Hayes, didn't you?
You know, the other #5.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 1, 2009 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
No punt returns + crazy dude = QBs with wet pants
He’s going to be a wrecking crew.
"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"
BEHOLD THE POWER OF ZUG
He shifted time and space…just for a chance to rip off an emu’s head
and yea his greatness was so great that he altered his skin pigment so as not to melt our brains by seeing more than one of him
ALL PRAISE ZUG! ALL PRAISE ZUG!
Hollywood Hayes
“That guy gets into fights to get to other fights.”
I was once told that I used to say this about Hayes.
Sounds like Zug possessed me to spread the news of badassery for his numbersake. I guess some concepts are beyond human minds, lips and memories.
by ChrisHarrell's_stache05 on Jul 1, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Without the extra 1,500 words and cheerleader pictures.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Got your back
“extra 1500 words” and
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
Crap, I knew that came from somewhere.
And to add to RR’s comment, “and a lengthy, useless rant on astrophysics.”
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 1, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly. His writing was often overwhelming.
Although “A Moment in Time” was an interesting book on environmentalism and the environmental movement.
but seriously
his low level college and high school level game scores are what I read him for. Also: update on how his kid’s football team that he coaches is going. He always seems to know the right play to call in those games. Should probably be a head coach for a major football team.
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 1, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions
There's music...maybe try turning your speakers on?
I bleed Blue and White.
by Horse N Buggy on Jul 1, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty awesome video
I’m surprised they picked such a ‘heavy song’ though. Normally they keep it lighter I think to appeal to the masses.
Let's Go State
/shivers
It’s getting harder every year to have a low-profile offseason. Just a single blown ACL wasn’t enough for Sean Lee, cuz the MSM knows he’s coming back. But Jerome’s two blown ACL’s have kept him off the radar: he’s having a downright sneaky offseason.
This will make it even more fun when he blows the fuck up this season.
When I say to a kid, ‘Hey, get ready to get knocked on your rear end,’ I also tell him, ‘Learn. Learn why you got knocked on your rear end. --Joseph Vincent Paterno
i certainly hope so
guy worked his ass off to get back from the first blown knee, only to have his other taken out by a cheap shot.
after the way he handled himself in the notre dame fiasco, and all his health issues, jerome is a guy i really want to see succeed this year.
I looked at Ohrnberger in the fourth quarter and he looked back at me. And we said, 'We're not losing this game"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaUf64zNnCI
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 1, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, it just pisses me off just watching that again
I was there and remember there being some pushing, but I never knew how big dicks the ND guys were being
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 1, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
How Hilarious is it
that the ref has to protect the ND player after the cheap shot. Looks like he was trying to keep Hayes away from him for his own good. ND ’tards.
"Dig In....Hit Hard"
Oh, now I remember that
This continues to add to numerous reasons why I despise that school and football team and wish them nothing but continued failure. There were a few cheap shots taken by ND that game. I seem to remember one in the North endzone as well.
OT-warm up the siren
we got another Yoshi!
I looked at Ohrnberger in the fourth quarter and he looked back at me. And we said, 'We're not losing this game"
How did I ever miss that?
That’s hysterical and so accurate.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 2, 2009 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Now that you mention it
I really don’t remember reading one article mentioning him this off-season, other than on here from a story about the BW game, and keeping him out of contact drills. In fact most of the stories about the D-line are about how hard it’s going to be to replace Project Mayhem and Evans, and how thin we are (which may be true, but we have more potential stars than it appears).
Some of the videos get cheesy
this one made me soil myself with anticipation for Sept 5th.
1 minute 15 seconds of awesomeness.
"Dig In....Hit Hard"
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