You Are Stupid And Irrelevant And Nobody Likes You
by Run Up The Score on Jul 20, 2009 9:59 PM EDT
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Building a college football dynasty is hard work, man. Especially if you're a middle-tier Big East team that can't gain any respect or fans in your own hometown. But hey, in NCAA '10, anything is possible. So you recruit, play, win, recruit some more, and before you know it, the Big East slowly becomes your prison girlfriend in ways you never imagined possible.
And what happens? The fake media still doesn't give you any respect.
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A Pitt Dynasty?
I want to know who is lame enough to play a dynasty as Pitt!!
Come on, cough it up, who is the culprit?
I’m not quite sure which is lower, playing a dynasty as Pitt, or filming EA in her hotel room, but we must find the criminal in both cases.
About that.
There’s a link to the EA video on the Pitt Scout message board. It’s interesting for about ten seconds, until you realize that actual, non-grainy pr0n is available throughout the internet.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 20, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting indeed.
I’m more fascinated by the negative reaction to the guy who filmed it. I would have assumed the person who found naked footage of Erin Andrews would be hailed as a God among men.
Unless everyone is assuming EA trolls message boards, and they want to be on her good side in case they ever meet her in person? Or is everyone just aware of the criminal/douche-y approach taken to get the footage?
Not sure about this.
by Tailgate Shogun on Jul 21, 2009 7:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Unless everyone is assuming EA trolls message boards, and they want to be on her good side in case they ever meet her in person? Or is everyone just aware of the criminal/douche-y approach taken to get the footage?
Yeah, I’m gonna go with #2 there. Catching her topless on the beach is one thing. Creepily hacking into her hotel room is another…and illegal.
by Screen Name 20 on Jul 21, 2009 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Negative Reaction to EA video
The negative reaction to the EA video is understandable. It so clearly crosses a line.
Its like when fans of a certain team cross the line and do something stupid — like spit at, or punch, or scream obscenities — to an opposing visiting fan. It seems like this should be the ultimate show of fandom and be celebrated, but in fact its just the opposite. Its disgusting and wrong. And it gives a negative image to the entire fan base. And thats what this video does…it makes every person that likes EA because she’s a great looking sideline reporter that actually does a good job (a rareity!), seem like a perv who wants to voyeur into her hotel room.
by NittanyBadger on Jul 21, 2009 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
HA HA!!
Somebody apparently wants to get sued into financial oblivion if they’re putting that up on a very public message board.
I first found out about the EA video on egotastic.com, and their position was ’there’s no way in hell we’re putting that up here’.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!
by leeharvey418 on Jul 21, 2009 7:49 AM EDT up reply actions
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 20, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
That's gold Jerry! gold!
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
I’m just curious- is Pittsburgh actually in a valley of any sort? I doubt it’s happy anyway.
And we’re twice the very that they ever were.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 20, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
yes
in the valley of despair, right between the pathetic and delusional mountain ranges
For the glory
by lionalum05 on Jul 20, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
it would have been so much better
had it been after a Pitt loss
"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams
Anyone want to tell me
what the comments were on the Pitt board, because I got banned there.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
Certainly
IWantChickenKickers:
NCAA Football is the dumbest game in the world. Look at what I stumbled upon after beating USF 49-14….
You shouldn’t need and description or explanation for how much this sucks.
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ToddPA:
You need the Golden Inner Circle code to prevent FAIL headlines from appearing in the game.
IWantChickenKickers:
It’s just so insulting… >:(
IWantChickenKickers:
IT DID IT AGAIN!!!! AHHH!
ShalerTrash:
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
GilBrown4MVP:
--IWantChickenKickers wrote: -——————
NCAA Football is the dumbest game in the world. Look at what I stumbled upon after beating USF 49-14….
You shouldn’t need and description or explanation for how much this sucks.
i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz73/alake13/001.jpg
Maybe if you didn’t play on JV you might get more correct descriptions/scores :P
by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 20, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I like how he calls the game "dumb"
Keep playing it doucheabag!
by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 21, 2009 5:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Are Pitt fans..
more or less delusional than Jeremy Mayfield?.. just curious..
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
by MilroyBoozer on Jul 21, 2009 1:43 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Despite the fact that I haven't followed NAPCAR in years...
…I also got it. Well played, Milroy.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 21, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Am I alone
Am I the only one that’s kinda pissed they screwed this up? It’s disrespect to us, in my mind. There should be absolutely no confusion between the holy land of Central PA and the urban wasteland of Oakland.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Agreed
A bunch of Silicon Valley programmers from Stanford and Cal don’t know squadouche about college football outside of the Pac 10.
by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 21, 2009 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I actually follow the development of NCAA and Madden each year, and believe it or not one of the head programmers on the NCAA team is a PSU alum and fan.
I remember reading a story about him going nuts in the office after we beat FSU in ’05 (well, technically, ’06)
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 21, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
In fairness...
There is no way the programmers thought Pitt could possibly go undefeated even in a video game. As a result, they simply didn’t plan for the 1:100000000000000000000000 chance. Therefore, when this anomoly occured they had to go with the headline from the closest and most reasonable program, hence the reference to Happy Valley. It all makes sense. Well except for the part about Pitt going undefeated. haha!
We are not normal. We are legends.
by NittanyAlum02 on Jul 21, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Funny but it quickly
reminded me of the 2005 Season DVD after the Ohio State win…“It was New Year’s Eve, it was Mardi Gras, it was a Very Happy Valley.”
It's the next day
and this is still funny.
Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.
The Stache agrees, mmmm toothpaste.
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
His upper right lip is balding
and he apparently has rabies and is foaming at the mouth now.
by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
*I meant, right side of his upper lip is balding
And he looks like he just got hit with a 2×4 or is stoned out of his mind.
by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite part about this is
the original poster says “You shouldn’t need and description or explanation for how much this sucks.”
My question is, why not? If I’m a Pitt fan, would I automatically know what/where Happy Valley is? Do they pay attention to us so much that if next year Fake “ESPNEWS” featured an “article” on ’11 that read
“Pittsburgh goes undefeated for the regular season, get ready to grill those stickies!”
they would know exactly what that’s referring to? I mean… it sucks for them, but I think, what sucks more, is they know our terminology and traditions better than their own sometimes.
They only have one tradition
It’s yelling that we suck. Even when they’re losing to ND. Couldn’t take more than a game or two to learn that one, so they have plenty of time for learning about PSU stuff.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
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