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Nitt Picks Is Not Too Bulky To Pick Nitts

It's Like Some Kind of Watergate 2.0 Mystery?  ESPN was apparently (I wouldn't know because Apartment HD doesn't get cable in the summer) ragging on Clark for bulking up to 240lb at 3% body fat.  Too big to play QB, they suggest.

This appears to have gotten JayTweet on tilt (money quote: "now I know they've got nothing left to talk about"), which led to this confusing and now deleted comment from the same RSS feed:

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Any guesses?  And Balco resents the allegation.

For those of you concerned about Clark, and I suspect I'm talking to an empty room here:

Some might say 240 is too big, but [Mr. OMG --ed] Terrelle Pryor is 238 and I don't hear any complaints there.

Star-divide

Awards.  They continue to lose value with every passing season, except for the ones Penn State wins.  Clark, Juice Williams and Northwestern's Kafta are up for the Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award; non-seniors need not apply.

You Can't Even See Yankee Stadium From Space.  The ND-Army game that I probably won't watch is, according to everyone's sources, a done deal to be played in Yankee Stadium.  Rutgers is joining the mix and that has led to speculation that Penn State might want crash the party during the three years of football in the city.

It's an interesting idea.  Joe would be returning to the city and thousands of graduates get jobs there every year.  But even with the hoopla I'm not sure it would actually out-earn the same game in Beaver Stadium.  Wiki lists capacity at 52K, just half of Joe's new hometown; only with crazy ESPN money and a match-up that isn't possible in Beaver Stadium does it really make sense.  Not that I wouldn't want it, necessarily, but I don't see the profit in it and therefore the possibility of realization.

In case you wondered, Penn State has played in the venue (by name, anyway) before:

  • 10/27/1923 Penn State 13 - West Virginia 13 - 25,000
  • 10/10/1925 Georgia Tech 16 - Penn State 7
  • 10/19/1929 NYU 7 - Penn State 0 - 30,000

Mobile Arm-Punters. We've been all over Pryor here lately, partially because it's fun but also because I think he has an awful lot of prove and people are forgetting that.

So when I saw Feldman's latest link bait titled "examining the 10 best quarterbacks for the spread offense" in the reader I was curious.  I respect Feldman, he knows his stuff and has done like research and stuff for books, but I forgot I'm not an Insider ($):

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A teaser truly written for the masses.  How can anyone resist handing over their hard earned recession money for a look at that list?!

In Scores of Other Games.  We may get to watch another Comcast vs. The People battle next summer as the Big XII, Pac-10 and ACC are looking into teaming up as a single channel (only the teaser is non-$)...in battles you've already won, the third PSU day on the BTN is today, and the network will also carry Media Day next week...and in an update to the Big Ten-ACC Challenge, Penn State @ Virginia will be only game tipping off on day one of the event.

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DC

Comes in at #9 on the list. pshhhh.

by jigalion on Jul 22, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions  

JB

MUST be Jeremy Boone right?

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Further Jay Comedy

@BFeldmanESPN Daryll Clark too big? If you think he’s sculpted you should see his QB Coach.

about 15 hours ago from web in reply to BFeldmanESPN

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 22, 2009 8:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

We should put together a timeline that charts Jay’s PR transformation from doucheabag to class clown. His turnaround is quite remarkable.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

success does that

it’s like the difference between insane and eccentric.

the eccentric person has money.

I looked at Ohrnberger in the fourth quarter and he looked back at me. And we said, 'We're not losing this game"

by psudrozz on Jul 22, 2009 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems to me

that DC17 was sitting with JayPa and reviewing/sharing “the latest.”

I am pretty sure DC told his coach what to write…’prolly a priceless look on coaches face…( “…yeah DC, that would be cool…” )

’GRADULATIONS DC!

/ enter RR photoshop CHOP!

"...goon-a-la-goun-ga...gung-ga-la-gun-ga...he said; there will be no money exchanged..."

by BlueWhiteLife on Jul 22, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we need to

review everyone in our life that we’ve labelled a villain and give them a chance to redeem themselves. However they have to limit all contact with us to 140 words or less.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 22, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

well played.

"The only cohesive passing game in the whole damn conference was in Happy Valley." -Rivalry Esq.

by BSmith717 on Jul 22, 2009 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like My Name is Earl

But in reverse. And on Heroin.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we can

get a pilot on NBC with that outline. Now we need a catchy name.

Barely Trainspotting Earl.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 22, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

But we may have better success pitching it first to Spike. Or Lifetime, if we frame it right.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

We would SO kick Jon and Kate's ass.

“BSD plus Eighty (commenters)”.

Has a lame ring to it.

Damn.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 22, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd watch that

It sure as hell’d beat Jon and Kate.

This is a horrible thing, so I don’t know why I’m saying admitting to it, but I was so happy when all that divorce stuff happened to them. Sucks for the kids, and I feel for them, but from what few clips I ever saw of the show, she was a controlling manipulative bitch, and he was a pussy, and they were both using their kids for money, which is horrible. So I am sooo glad that show is going off the air.

TV would be so much better if I was in control of it.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd barely watch it

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Jul 23, 2009 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

JK8 not going off the air

Just on hiatus. They’ve been filming episodes that should be airing sometime in August.

by catesinator on Jul 23, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's some

Critical information delivery right there. Very well done.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 23, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berks County, I believe. But still PA.

by Laaaaazzz on Jul 23, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wernersville.

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 23, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berks Hotdogs, PHEAA, Rockvale Square Outlets, and Pepsi

should jump on that sponsorship bandwagon

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Jul 23, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They could tattoo the forhead of each one of the children with a sponsor!

I’m sure the parents would jump at the chance to make some extra cash.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 23, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

DC is #9 and TP is #8

I do like Feldman too but he says DC is down on the list because he isn’t a good runner because he only had 2 over 20 yds last season. He says TP is explosive and that apparently outweighs DC’s proven skills as like an actual QB.

Angry Mike

by AngryMike on Jul 22, 2009 8:56 AM EDT reply actions  

They’re talking about how fit they are for a run first spread-option. If I’m basing my offense around the zone read like most of those teams do, I’d rather have Pryor.

Any other offense and I’ll take Clark.

by mrb5091 on Jul 22, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't really expect Clark

to even be on the list the way he conditions the thing to be “run-based”, although what that means is probably a pretty long debate. But there are four QBs in the Big Ten alone who had more rushing yards than DC17.

Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.

by KevinHD on Jul 22, 2009 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Most?

I don’t think you can say most spreads are zone reads. I would say if anything that’s the exception rather than the rule. Most of these spreads like us, Florida, Texas, Texas Tech (Pretty much the entire Nintendo 12) are pass heavy offenses.

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I clarified in the first sentence that I was talking about run-first spreads and not passing spreads.

Florida is a run-first spread offense as well, by the way.

by mrb5091 on Jul 22, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

My fault

Yeah, you’re right about Florida.

Would you really take Pryor over DC even in a zone read? I would maybe buy that if you said Clark’s concussion concerns are too much for the zone read, or that you’re considering 3 years of Pryor compared to 1 for Clark. But purely performance wise for this season, give me Clark all day.

If you want to account injury concerns and eligibility and a zone read, I’ll take Griffin over Pryor. Dude is lightning, and makes plays with very little talent around him. Imagine what he’d do with the keys in State College or Columbus?

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Pryor is tougher than Clark...

…Than would he have sissy footed his way out of bounds every time he ran during the Fiesta Bowl?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1 for sissy footed

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest I feel that Griffin is better in every conceivable way than Pryor (except for maybe hype), but I was just focusing on comparing Pryor and DC17.

I feel that Pryor is a faster and more elusive runner than Daryll – though I’d probably say he’s not as tough and willing to run over guys as Clark has been. How many guys did he carry into the endzone against Oregon State? 3?

I guess ultimately I’d possibly go with Clark even in a run first system, you’re going to have to eventually throw that ball.

by mrb5091 on Jul 22, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe

Has pretty much said he doesn’t want to see a lot of designed runs for the QB if the offensive line is good enough to pass block effectively

by queler on Jul 22, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

And rightfully so

Why put the added risk on your starting QB, when you’re doing just fine without him having to run? Then you can throw in a short run play just to catch the D off guard.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for Nintendo 12

I hope to see that pop up more around blogistan.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Nintendo 12 is now in the permanent vocabulary for this guy

by ChrisHarrell's_stache05 on Jul 22, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

does anyone else find it amusing

that NCAA ‘10 (and I’m assuming NFL ‘10 also) isn’t even gonna come out for the Nintendo Wii, and yet Nintendo is the go-to word for putting up ridiculous stats?

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know real gamers hate the Wii, but I just bought one for all the Wii fit stuff, and NCAA ’10 was going to be my first and probably only "video"game.

Wii fit, and other fitness stuff rocks by the way.

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 22, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I don't count as a "real" gamer

but I probably used to be, cuz I loved playing me some video games (though my entire PS2 collection is basically sequential years of worthless NCAA and Madden games. I felt like I was “cursing” the team with them, though, as I started playing the 2001 version, didn’t get the 2003 version, played again for 2004 and 2005, and then quit (I hate the fact that the most recent version I have has friggen Larry Fitzgerald on the cover). It was too eerie of a correlation between years I played and the years PSU did terrible that I swore off the series for good (at least buying…though now that I think of it, I don’t know if I’ve even played it since)

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to fuel a tangent here

but Wii is awesome, but yes it lacks the hardcore gaming (read: violence) that an Xbox has. I’ve always been a loyal Nintendo fan, but it’s tough when you see awesome games like Halo come out for another system, and you have nothing comparable on Wii. I don’t play online or anything, but after a year of really not using my Wii (since there aren’t that many great games out for it) I decided to split the cost of an xbox with my parents for Christmas.

But the selling point for the Wii for me was that you could download old NES, SNES, and N64 games. I don’t regret buying Wii for a second even though I don’t use it that often.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tangent! Tangent! Tangent!

Love me some tangents!

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go back and forth between my wii and PS3

Overall my PS3 probably gets used more but if I have friends over, the wii definitely gets used. I actually only have 1 PS3 controller because I don’t really have any friends that want to play those games (sports/shooters) all that much. But the wii controllers are being fought over because people want to bowl or play some tennis.

And I agree about the old NES SNES and N64 games. I have Star Fox which always gets some good multiplayer going. And I just dled the original Zelda for some memories.

"I'm driven by greatness" - Derrick Williams

by HookMania on Jul 22, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad..

has downloaded Dr. Mario and I have nightmares (and wake up in cold sweats) of the days when my dad would play it hours on end on NES and eventually SNES… I curse the WII..

"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno

by MilroyBoozer on Jul 22, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

NERD!!!!!!!!

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Jul 22, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really, really suck at all those games and have always had a bf/male friend around who would go into some kind of wierd coma once they started to play, but Wii Fit was too good to pass up. I saw they made an NCAA for it, got excited and have had my heart broken

I will most likely try something else just not sure what. In the meantime, I am perfecting my yoga poses

Tangent over

Go State

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 22, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tangent back on

(love me some Tangents!)

Have you perfected this one yet?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 23, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

won’t be happening.

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 23, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one's

Gotta be in your realm

I mean, everyone starts with downward dog, right?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 23, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 23, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, don't think I could pull that one off

but the JNitt is quite flexible (can put his feet behind his head)

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 23, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might I suggest Console Classix over the Wii Shop

COMPLETELY LEGAL, and free for NES and all sorts of older systems. Have to pay for SNES though and it doesn’t have N64 but I’m fairly certain it has a much much larger game library than Wii Shop.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't so much hate the Wii

Just hate that Nintendo is focusing less on hard core gamer series and more on games like “Diva Girls: Divas on Ice”.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have a Wii and Xbox 360

Although the 360 is mainly used for DVD playing purposes downstairs. The Wii mainly gets busted out for the fitness stuff (in other words, my wife uses it) or for parties (Rock Band, Mario Party, etc.). I just got the Punch Out game for the Wii. That’s pretty fun.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 22, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't played the Wii version

But Punch Out was (and still is) one of my favorite NES titles. I avoided getting the Wii one because I thought the movement would become too much of a hassle. Do you find it annoying after a while?

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

Although right now it’s the opposite, I’m playing 360 now, but I don’t have a Wii Fit.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

Aren’t there cheaper DVD players than an 360, or is the BSD and magazine bucks bigger than you guys let on?

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

But it’s what we have. 360 on the downstairs TV, Wii on the upstairs.

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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.

by Run Up The Score on Jul 23, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

How's that feel, btw?

Using the word ‘wife?’

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 23, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree

Wii is fun, but other than Zelda , Super Smash Bros., Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime (all awesome btw), Wii lacks that non-family friendly content, which is why I also had to get a 360.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah definitely

They ALMOST fixed that at this years E3 though. With a Super Mario Bros. title, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: The Other M (looks amazing), and I guess Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (but that’s for DS), but I was hoping for another major Zelda installment. And I still keep hopes that Donkey Kong and Kirby will come back in a big way.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and

A another Crystal Chronicles game. I’m a big FF fan but never got into the Crystal Chronicles line.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not big on RPGs

I’ve never really found any joy in turn-based gameplay.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable

I’m a strategy geek, so I love that type of stuff. Plus I’m always a fan of engrossing story lines. RPG’s are actually moving away from Turn Based game play. FFXII wasn’t and FFXIII won’t be. I shall miss it.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they ever decide to "re-release"

FFVII on the PS3, I’d drop the money today for a PS3. And then jump around like a little fan girl…….

As it stands, I’m living off of my Wii and my PS2. Looking at either picking up a 360 or PS3 to be able to play Rock Band online (amongst the other great lineup of games) with my sis and bro-in-law (they have both, but not the Wii).

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

by IcersGuy on Jul 23, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

They really should

It’d definitely be a big selling point for the PS3.. but I think FFXIII Versus will do that well enough (not as well.. but well enough).

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 23, 2009 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like turned based games

but I do enjoy strategy “God” games like Age Of Empires (old PC game), where you have to build armies, buildings and fortifications against other civilizations. Nothing gave me more joy in games like that than amassing a gigantic battalion of knights and catapults or something and sending them off to completely crush an enemy’s city into rubble.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 23, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strategy 'Zug' games?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 23, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They teased a new Zelda, I don't know if you heard about that.

They didn’t have anything to show, but there is a new one coming. I’d really love to see a darker more mature Zelda, but I don’t think it’ll ever happen.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and about a darker zelda.

I’d love it too.. a few years ago, after Twilight Princess came out, there were rumors that we wouldn’t be getting another traditional 3D zelda game, and I thought they might be heading towards a darker type of game, but I guess unless this one that you just told me about is, we won’t be getting one soon.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 22, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

NCAA 09 was god awful on the wii

it’s not even remotely the same game as what comes out on XBOX and PS3

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Jul 23, 2009 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Feldman

Speaking of Feldman, for the second day in a row, he mentioned how much he likes Robert Bolden. Today’s quote:

Penn State-bound Robert Bolden keeps catching my eye. His arm is a lot better than I’d heard it was.

by Nittany Lawyer on Jul 22, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard nothing but good things about Bolden, specifically his mechanics and his accuracy. The kid is a legitimate top-tier QB and every day until signing day I’m sitting on pins and needles…

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Jul 22, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clark was listed at 233 last season…

Is 7 pounds that big of a deal?

by mrb5091 on Jul 22, 2009 9:18 AM EDT reply actions  

In reality or in July?

Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.

by KevinHD on Jul 22, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

wait, July isn't real?

does that mean that the hobo I killed in the alley last night doesn’t count?

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

It will count

Unless you drink his Mad Dog and burn his coat before the month is out.

As for the hooker you killed, I hope you’re already on antibiotics.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!

by leeharvey418 on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

He carried 'protection'.

As for the MD 20/20, may I suggest mixing it 50-50 with Miller High Life? The resulting ‘Spodiodi’ was an interesting augmentation of my ’74 freshman year beverage consumption rotation.

They’re a low-budget, high-impact cocktail. Not for the faint hearted.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 22, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

my Mom graduated in '74

Both of my parents pretty much refuse to tell me any stories that resulted from their drinking. The only story I’ve ever heard is that when my Dad finished his final Chem Eng. class (he graduated ‘73), he and his best friend and roommate made what they called a “Vulcan Mind Probe”. He can’t remember what they put in it, and neither can his roommate.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

After drinking that....

it’s a wonder he can remember anything!

by PaJoe on Jul 23, 2009 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, *you* resulted from their drinking.

That’s why they won’t tell you. They’re sparing you the vision of your parents sweet, sweet humping.

But I’m not.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Worse yet,

the complete episode only spanned a shade under 16 seconds.

Do you know, off hand, whether you also were a ‘premie’?

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Young Dawson,

BSD is not a place for wussies.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 24, 2009 6:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did they fall into a time warp afterwards?

There’s a good 15 years in between these two events.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 24, 2009 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

fine, maybe you weren't born then

but they still humped like jackrabbits.

multiple times that night.

Years later they even took pictures.

Those pictures may or may not be secretly hidden in strategic places around your house, in order to prevent you from snooping.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So don't even try.

Cause, ya know – curiosity beat hell out of something.

(Paraphrasing here).

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 25, 2009 8:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Been watching

Natural Born Killers again. Once that d@mn Oliver Stone gets in yer head you can’t shake him out.

I would have picked American Psycho, but Rosewater seems to have taken a shine to that one.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 22, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, July isn’t real?

Why do you think they started that ‘Christmas in July’ nonsense?

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 22, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a similar note

I always liked daylight savings time in October when the clocks go from 1:59am to 1:00 am. I figure you can do anything you want during that hour (Null Hour) and get away with it, just as long as you go and find yourself an alibi for the second time around for that hour. The cops come questioning, “where were you at 1:30 am last night?” “Oh, officer, I was at the bar with about 300 other people, who I’m sure will confirm my story. Heck, there’s even videos people were taking”

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought the same thing...

on his weight only > but he must look alot thicker AND 3% bf ( if true ) is A M A Z I N G. That is a value for a bodybuilder going into competition.

"...goon-a-la-goun-ga...gung-ga-la-gun-ga...he said; there will be no money exchanged..."

by BlueWhiteLife on Jul 22, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazingly enough

it is also a value for a defensekiller going into competition

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

A touchdown machine..

so to speak.

"The only cohesive passing game in the whole damn conference was in Happy Valley." -Rivalry Esq.

by BSmith717 on Jul 22, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe if it is all muscle. Looks like it is all in his biceps. Works of beauty!

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 22, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And they said we're all homophobic...

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!

by leeharvey418 on Jul 22, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am a girl, but it you agree with the work of beauty comment there is nothing wrong with that!

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 22, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of QB

ratings, our buds over at bleacherreport said TP was the best player in the b10.

The best part is the qualification that, “this is simply a list of the best players right now.”

HAH! DC is tied number 2 with Thaddeus Gibson. It’s like the only surefire way to get traffic this summer is to try and inflame the PSU fan base. I am just not falling for it anymore, in fact, I’m not including a link. BRING ON THE SEASON ALREADY.

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 9:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Good point, and nice restraint

The sheer size of our awesome PSU fanbase is a natural light for all the mosquitoes out there in blogistan.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I shall reward your praise with a better link.

Pants pissing excitement

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't wait

Hearing Joe is always a draw, but I can’t wait to see the 2008 numbers unveiled. Last year was a ton of fun (my first year at UP), so I can’t wait for this year. Joe told the Nixon story last year because they were celebrating the 40th anniversary of the 1968 (and 69) undefeated teams (and all the players were there from those teams). I had heard the story before, but Joe is such a great storyteller that he had everyone cracking up.

 Plus, Curt Warner is going to be there, which is also awesome.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 22, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a dumb question...

…but who is JB?

"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."

-Tony Hunt

by Cpiritual27 on Jul 22, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Not a dumb question

but the question.

Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.

by KevinHD on Jul 22, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are no dumb questions?

Just dumb people who aks questions.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

JB

I was thinking it was the S & C coach but that’s JT isn’t it? Plus it makes no sense whatsoever.

by nittanyroar on Jul 22, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't JB with FOX ???

When I heard JB I was thinking of one of the 4 commentators on FOX NFL (Terry, Howie, JB and Jimmy Johnson). JB is a little supersized.

by ageing lion on Jul 22, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was my original thought

then made the same Fox connection and figured he meant some other JB

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s actually on CBS now. They’ve got that Curtis guy now on FOX.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 22, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wondering that too

I’m guessing some athlete on steroids? Have there been any recent athletes named with the initials JB?

by BSD on Jul 22, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

James Blairaunitis?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 22, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

that Jeremy Boone has been in the weight room a lot this summer, saying he was going to get ripped like Clark or big like Crawford (or something to that end). Maybe someone brought that to Jay’s attention?

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boone’s going to be able to punt into the sun!

…any idea what the ruling is on that?

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 22, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

with the B10 refs? you kidding me?

unless you mean victory for the other team.

I also wouldn’t be surprised if they somehow penalized Boone for littering on the surface of the sun.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What type

of penalty do you think gets assessed for sun littering? Also, does the sun have a “surface?” If so, I’m fairly certain that Boone would not survive a trip there to clean up his mess.

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He'd most likely be travelling with Zug

In his chariot. Which is flame-retardant, naturally, and would protect him.

As for littering, Zug has already begun a Keep the Sun Clean campaign and posted signs indicating the fine for doing so is instant vaporization.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

JB

is Jason Barczy, one of the Bleacher report dudes. JayPa scouts man… he knows ALL

by AdamShell on Jul 22, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Tebow: 238 pounds

But he doesn’t count because ESSS EEEE CEEE.

coughalsobecausehecoughsucksasapassercoughandismorelikearunningback

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 10:19 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You might

Wanna get that cough checked out. I recommend checking in with these two:

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I think I enjoyed that more than I should have.

+1 for jorts.

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yankee Stadium

It would be considered an away game for us, since Army will be the host of all of the games but the ND one (of course). Take the $$$ and runnnn.

by HValley on Jul 22, 2009 10:32 AM EDT reply actions  

If Army wins I will enlist in the Army.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

no you won't

"They stalk their prey to within two or three great leaps and then launch a lightning-fast charge, striking their prey. Victims are most often killed by suffocation with a prolonged bite..."--Hinterland Who's Who

by afields16 on Jul 22, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

AFields has been practicing his Zugi Mind Tricks. Quite accomplished!

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

45 Days

Aren’t we going to get a Sean Lee until football post?

by nittanyroar on Jul 22, 2009 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

No, but you might get a

45 days til Lance Hamilton post. Don’t nittany lions search around a bit before roaring?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

As much as LOVE Yankee Stadium

(and I miss the old stadium, but the new one is really a lot nicer…just lacking the history) I would not like watching a football game there. There’s a reason baseball should be played in baseball stadiums and football should be played in football stadiums (don’t even get me started on basketball in football stadiums).

Although watching some replays on that jumbotron would be pretty friggen sweet.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 11:45 AM EDT reply actions  

I think

there’s a rule that real teams can’t play football in a stadium with a martini bar.

by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 22, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

As much as I...

hate the Yankees and Yankee Stadium….

No that is all.

We are not normal. We are legends.

by NittanyAlum02 on Jul 22, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Getting you started

JNitt, what do you think about basketball in football stadiums? My Cuse buddy told me during my first visit to the Carrier Dome last year that hoops there really rocked, even with the curtains.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Jul 22, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I've never actually attended a game

but have a bunch of friends that watched the Spartans play in Ford Field. They actually said it was set up better than previous instances of basketball on a football field, but still kinda sucked. It is much quieter than say playing in the Breslin Center, and the energy just kinda drains out of it. It is also kinda weird since there is so much “ground level” that (especially if you are in the back on the bottom) you can’t really see anything cuz you are too low and there are a million people in front of you. And then finally when you get to the stadium seating you are so far away.

I understand that you can sell more tickets to a football stadium, but you are really gypping your customers by selling them tickets.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a 'Cuse grad

I’m insulted by the insinuation that the Carrier Dome is a basketball court in a football stadium. Everyone there knows its a basketball arena which graciously allows the club football team to use the extra space for “games”

by swiggy04 on Jul 22, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Touche Sir

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Jul 22, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

for the wit.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Jul 22, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clark is jacked

But we already knew that. He’s going to be getting more contact during the games and I’m sure he knows he’ll need every bit of strength he can get to break tackles and muscle threw sacks. McNabb is another mobile QB known for being exceedingly bulked up, and one of the benefits is he can zip the ball down field from his back foot with a DE hanging onto him.

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Jul 22, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Penn State Day on BTN

Their prime time game is a basketball game from 2001?

by DK Jr. on Jul 22, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

you do realize we went to the Sweet 16 that year, right?

and beating the #2 team (and defending National Champs) is nothing to sneeze at.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 22, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess some people will always be “I like Penn State football” types…

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay

They have 4 games in all of Penn State’s sports history to choose from. If you must go BBall, which is frankly ridiculous considering PSU’s lack of achievement there historically, why not replay the 2009 NIT championship game? Or even the George Mason game.

by DK Jr. on Jul 22, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be clear

My problem isn’t so much with showing the BBall game, only that it’s what BTN chose for prime time. They show the ‘83 sugar bowl at 3:00 and a regional tournament win at 7:00. It’s a Wednesday, which of those 2 will I be able to see?

by DK Jr. on Jul 22, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

"If you must go BBall, which is frankly ridiculous considering PSU’s lack of achievement there historically"

Dear sir,

You are not allowed to post in basketball threads. If you do so, I will post “DISSENTER!!!” in reply to any comment you post in a basketball thread.

Cordially,
Relbmargnidaer

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 22, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

only a little off topic on bball

but a couple of weeks ago ESPNU had a salute to Philly and played the final NIT game. Since the game was at MSG, do you think they were really stoopid enough to equate Penn State with Philadelpia? Would a sports channel really confuse it with Penn?

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 22, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or how about

2009 PSU vs Illinois? And I’m talking the 64-63 game, not the 38-33 game, as “classic” as that one was

Let's Go State!

by Gopher Broke on Jul 23, 2009 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or why not play the win over UNC

since it is from the same year, and one of the biggest wins in PSU basketball history.

Though the NIT run was probably just as much, if not more fun.

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 23, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No picture of Pryor crying on the imaginary toilet yet?

Bleeding blue and white and black and gold.

by raimman on Jul 22, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Jay needs to be careful

He’s already done some things on twitter that could get him in trouble

by speedomike on Jul 22, 2009 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

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