Nittany Lions on Twitter: Greatest Hits
by Roland86 on Jul 26, 2009 3:00 PM EDT
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PrintSo, I, like many of you, was not so sure about this twitter thing. But I figured I could use some humor, so I began looking at some esteemed PSU students/alumni. Also, ReadingRambler gets so much love for his verious series, so here is my shot.
Also, tip of the hat to Conan O'Brien who has a similar segment on his new show. Very Funny.
AJ Wallace's New Love Affair: LIKE THA NEW I-PHONE,I TOUCH HER N TURN HER ON!!
Aaron Maybin's Holdout: LOL, and the media drama begins...guess imma have to take all the haters into camp with me
DC 17 Scoffs at tWWL: I found it hysterical when they talked about me being too big on college football live...I played at the same weight last season!! Hilarious
Brandon Ware's New Workout Plan: Shit I might sleep all day
Jordan Norwood Hates Your Parents on Facebook: ppl over, let's say, 40--that are on facebook--are way too into using facebook applications and i asking that i do too... really irks me
Cornley Smash Really wants a Breakfast Sandwich: I wanna breakfast sandwich so bad!
and ponders where a certain musical genius has gone: What ever happened to Petey Pablo?
Our Basketball team really enjoys "Chillin"
Cammeron Woodyard: chillin.. dig
Andrew Jones: Chilllin!!!
David Jackson: chilln!
Special Guest Celebrity Tweet:
Play4Brew: The Gopher Nation continues to grow!! It is a great day to be a Golden Gopher!!
And that is why Twitter is now awesome in my eyes.
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I had to hide his wall posts on Facebook, I have work people on my page and he is NSFW!
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
I don't think other people can see your friends updates on your "main" page
unless they specifically write something to you
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 27, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
It depends on how you have you feeds set up I think, I am just covering my ass
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
I think JNitt is right
Unless your work people are also friends with Ware, they can’t see his updates on your news feed (and if they were friends with him, it would show up on their news feed), since it is personalized to you and your friends.
I am a little anxious about some of the stuff these guys write
But Brandon has stated a plain fact here “Why on TV and Movies dey fuck UNDER da covers??? Too damn hot 4 all dat!”
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
it is true
and something I’ve also often wondered.
Also, how many times you been with a girl (or if you are a girl, how many times have you done this) where before, after, and sometimes even during the act they (or you) have the friggen sheets pulled tightly up above their (your) chest. Where’s the fun in that?
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 28, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Or even
in movies when the girl will keep her bra on during, and have the sheets around her mid section??? Come on now… that’s just nonsense.
"The only cohesive passing game in the whole damn conference was in Happy Valley." -Rivalry Esq.
Why did
Mom and Dad sleep in seperate beds on TV sticoms until the 1970’s?
Were Barbara Billingsley & Hugh Beaumont afraid that their late nite rompings would wake the Beaver?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Talk about a meatball right down the plate
Who wants it?
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Barbara Billingsley's late nite rompings sound hot
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 28, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually know real married couples that have different beds
and some that even have different rooms. Not all of them are unhappy marriages, either. I know some wives that just can’t stand their husband’s snoring, etc.
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 28, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
My parents do that
Both happily married, but my dad sleeps on a couch in our family room, and my mom sleeps in the bedroom. I never asked why, and don’t really want to know either, but my father does snore horribly.
Sharing a hotel room with my family is the WORST. My mother, father, and sister ALL snore (my dad is the loudest and most obnoxious), and I’m the only one that doesn’t. I’ve never been diagnosed, but I’m pretty sure I have some sort of insomnia issues, so that along with the chorus of snoring in a hotel room, and I’m up half the night. It got so bad one time, I took a pillow and sheet and slept in the bathtub with the bathroom door closed! I wish I was making that up.
Ear plugs are
much more comfortable than sleeping in a bath tub.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Not an option at the time
it was also before I got an iPod, so I couldn’t do anything besides that to drown out the 189 decibles of living hell sleeping in the room with me.
White Noise App for iPod, if you have a touch
It blocks out screaming babies on airplanes
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
I don't have one
but that would have been extremely helpful at the time, but like I said, that was before I got an iPod period, and the first one I had was one of the second generation ones with the touch wheel.
Minutae of people's lives is so incredibly entertaining.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
Favorite BWare Tweet....
“Damn I gotta pass this conditioning test on Friday….FUCK!…pray for me!!”
"I'm not affraid to compete"
~Robert Bolden
Nittany Point of View
hahahahaha
He strikes me as the type of person that normally wouldn’t think about something like that until the morning of. So I guess I applaud his thinking ahead.
he tweeted when he passed too. BWare is not adverse to sharing the little moments of his life, bless his heart, there was even a tweet about what sounded a like a problem with the little woman
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
next to B-Ware
even this is considered a little woman
by The JuggerNitt on Aug 3, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I seriously wonder how this woman walks
without tripping over her own freaking stomach
by The JuggerNitt on Aug 3, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I frankly don't want to know what part of her body that is
or why when she’s sitting, it sinks below her dress. I guess gravity is a cruel bitch.
PS, Someone should flag this, it’s almost as bad as CTB
BWare has all sorts of problems. For example, his shoes were missing.
Wow…the sneakers I wore today are WAYY under my bed…idk how dey got dere? I JUST had em on!! Lol
For some reason I find that very funny.
j_nwood: The Grama next to me in the hottub: “NE1 ever tell u that u look like a young Tiger Woods” …was my cue to head back to my room
funny, but true
I don’t think I ever would have said as much to him, had I ever met him (especially since I’ve met people that seem to think it is racist to compare black people to other famous black people, even if they actually look like them, because somehow that makes it seem like you think that “they all look alike”)
(Has a good friend that looks a LOT like Lawrence Fishburne, especially when he wears certain sunglasses)
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 27, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks about 12 years old, IMO
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Glad I held back on my
comment that jivedude2 in the Airplane! image posted by TS looks a good bit like Samuel L Jackson.
How do you say " And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers…" in Jive?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
“Yo f**k wit ma homies, I put a cap in yo ass, mo fo cracka”?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 28, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup, I think
you pretty much got it all in there.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Nice work, rambler
Didn’t know you had it in ya.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
Too country
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 28, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
That is not jive
I can actually make sense of what you wrote, and no yam reference.
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
I just tried to signup
but screen name jtothep was already taken.
I’m taking it as a sign from Zug that I am not meant to tweet.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
This needs to be a regular feature.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 26, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed
If I can waste thirty minutes looking through BSD’s search results, than someone can and should do this.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Jul 26, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no problem bearing that cross
Its not like I have a life or things to do outside of internet surfing and the like.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
How long can this last?
I predict some sort of shutdown sometime before the Eastern Illinois game. Shutdown/pull-back will be prompted by either a player overdoing a football/program-related tweet like disclosing too much info or vaguely or directly criticizing a coach or coaching decision, OR backlash against the continued use of the N word.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
I showed BWare my blog post about him
http://nittanywhiteout.com/2009/07/22/counting-down-the-lions-45/
and he responded with “@Devon2012 I fuck wit it yo….lol good job…keep em comin!”
Does anyone here speak jive?
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
PSUdevon
My jive is a little shaky, but if I’m not mistaken, young Brandon is saying something along the lines of:
“I enjoy the things you are speaking of on your weblog. I feel as though that is a more than sufficient performance you displayed. Please feel free to continue writing in such a manner.”
There, I hope I could help a little.
"The only cohesive passing game in the whole damn conference was in Happy Valley." -Rivalry Esq.
by BSmith717 on Jul 27, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
+1
for your bilingual-ness
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
by MilroyBoozer on Jul 27, 2009 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 27, 2009 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Encouraging?
My family is the #1 priority in my life…sometimes sacrifices have to be made…anyone who knows me knows what I have to do…
about 18 hours ago from TwitterBerry
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 29, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm
Sounds like his “personal problems” may really be personal problems and not a drug habit taking over his life. Good luck to him.
One more to the pile
Jeff Brooks: http://twitter.com/JBpsu25
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 27, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions
looks like we get to read a love story?
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 28, 2009 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Anybody else
see who all Jeff Brooks is following so far? Lil Wayne, Jeremy Piven, Ellen, and a few of his basketball buddies… quite the assortment of subject matter I would think, haha
"The only cohesive passing game in the whole damn conference was in Happy Valley." -Rivalry Esq.
I thought Piven was a strange choice
My friend met him in a bar and he is a doucheabag
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
I can see that
Being one onscreen is what makes him funny.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
The trailer for Piven's...
new movie “The Goods” was hilarious.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1693581849/
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Dear Hollywood,
1. Please make a movie where Jeremy Piven is the star and John Cusack is the supportive friend.
2. Please don’t screw this up.
All the best,
Aaron PSU
You Must Chill!
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Would John Cusack get to wear
the black trench coat he has donned in every movie going back to “Better Off Dead”?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
I have always loved Jordan Norwood
And I can appreciate him even more because he still uses fairly good diction on twitter
Uh oh, look out Pryor, DC17 is looking to beat your long drive
May even golf tomorrow weather permitting lol…you can jus feel it around here that football so close…I can’t really describe it..
I loved the second part of this tweet, it’s so incredibly true, and awesome coming from DC17 because I know the exact same feeling he’s talking about.
I also love how a ton of his posts are about him throwing with his WRs. It may be common for every QB to do that, but to me it just speaks volumes about the guy and his work ethic. I can see why Mike wanted to bear his children.
haha
I don’t specifically remember Mike saying that, but is funny given some of the rumors i’ve heard about clark
Let's Go State
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