Good Morning, You're About To Call In Dead!
by Run Up The Score on Jul 27, 2009 12:00 AM EDT
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PrintA little special teams fun to get you back into the work week.
Even if you're a great player like O.J. McDuffie, there's always danger lurking on a kickoff return. Sometimes, danger arrives in the form of a flying Samoan rectum.
(And don't ask about the YouTube title. I don't know, either.)
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That play
looks like how I feel right now. Who plans a wedding within 2 weeks of the bar exam?
People with severe mental disorders?
But in all seriousness, Gradulations on marriage, if it is indeed your wedding in which you were referring to.
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
My guess is that the parties involved are sports fans- this is the one time of year you can have a wedding and not really miss anything of importance.
Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 27, 2009 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions
When we
got engaged, and her friends and family asked her when we might have the weddings, she said to them, “Not anytime that interferes with Penn State football season.” She’s not a sports fan, but I guess you’d say she gets me.
by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 27, 2009 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions
another perspective...
My friend had the audacity to schedule his wedding so that it coincided with game 7 of the stanley cup (nevermind the fact he scheduled it the previous summer, he should have known!), and having the game on during the reception turned out to be a great time. So you never know, having a good Penn State game on after the wedding could make for an even better wedding. Plus a win = good luck for the marriage, right?
that was our rationale, too
It’s why we’re getting married in December. She didn’t want to do it in August because she was worried she would sweat. Fair enough reason for me.
"Not any time that interferes with PSU football season"
Sounds like a keeper, my friend. Gradulations, and good luck.
wait...
are you me? because when I got engaged, I said the same thing… “well we can get married this august, or wait till after the new year and have a winter wedding, just so long as its not in September, October, November or the last week of December into the first week in January”
My only question to you is, did it go over as well with her side as my statement did? by that I mean like a turd in a punch bowl.
the only thing I can say is great minds think alike. if you’d like i can email you a suitable ovulation schedule that also puts a birth outside of football season. (kidding, kind of)
For the glory
Haha
Well, we’re both 05 alum. Also, she said that without any prompt or input from me, so no one on her side gave it any heat.
by PSUinBOSSton on Jul 28, 2009 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions
And maybe you are me
Dag, I’ve got some real identiity crises going on today. We got married during the bye week of 05, and when wifey and I took the mic to give our thanks to the ‘rents, family & friends, I also took the opportunity to announce: ’I’d also like to thank Joe Paterno for not retiring.’
Although the wedding date planning went according to plan. One of our friends rents threw us a pre-wedding Oktoberfest party that coincided with the meatchicken game. Needless to say, I was the turd in that party’s punchbowl.
p.s.(warning: unsolicited advice coming): if you’re gonna make the mistake of getting married before you’re 30, definitely don’t eff around waiting to make babies. Get the little missusses poppin a couple out asap. It gets infinitely more difficult the further away on the other side of 30 she gets. That goes for you too ruts & cairo!
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
wouldn't that warning be more for the people who don't make the mistake of getting married before you're 30?
and although there are studies that it is harder for men to have babies after 30 as well, it is much more of a problem on the lady’s side. So really you can wait to get married until you are 50 and just make sure you get a lady of appropriate baby poppin age. Of course then you will be 60+ before you can really start throwing around the pigskin with the youngin.
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 28, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't care what sex you are
any planned pregnancy should take place between the 28th and 32nd birthdays of the parties involved.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
that was the best/worst tangent I have ever seen here
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
I thought Poz was the worst tan gent you've ever seen
by The JuggerNitt on Jul 28, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
pasty but tasty?
"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno
Well if you're into pasty
Hi, my name is DawsonPSU10, and my heritage doesn’t leave the British Isles until they came to America, leaving me with borderline albino pasty white skin. I don’t have Poz’s pecs, but if your into lack of melanin, we’re both equal in that department.
I'm just into the babymakin'
For the designated driver during football season and the NCAA tournament.
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Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.
by Run Up The Score on Jul 28, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
you’re taking the Mass bar right? If so, you could likely go to a wedding the day before and still pass. Don’t worry too much about it.
We are not normal. We are legends.
by NittanyAlum02 on Jul 27, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Fact:
When taking the Massachusetts Bar Exam, writing in ‘Denny Crane’ for every answer will earn you a perfect score.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!
by leeharvey418 on Jul 27, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
about the title
i think someone just has the idea that rugby and american football are the same thing
when you score in rugby it is called a “try” and rugby teams refer to themselves as “blah blah rugby football club” (i.e., PSURFC) so i guess it’s just an awkward mishmash.
also, i can’t help but laugh every time i see that video.
"Welcome to Tangares base. You’re just in time for the dance party. I’ve arranged a dancing partner for you. DANCE TO THE DEATH!"
If I remember right
either the NCAA banned it, or Joe absolutely dispised it. I can’t remember, but there was some reason they’re not around anymore.
1] The NCAA banned it
2] The jerseys they wear now are so tight that it would look silly.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
Three Things
1] That play was super dangerous, exactly the opposite of what you want kids to be doing;
2] It was probably illegal, what with the leading with the helmet and all. Kids lucky to be walking;
3] Penn State won. So suck it you crazy showboating samoan morman.
"I honestly think the "Spread HD" is going to work pretty well, and we’ll be just fine this year". - 8-27-2008
Suck it you crazy showboating samoan morman
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
First result for
“suck it you crazy showboating somoan mormon on Google image search:
with the caption “You can’t baptize dead people.”
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