You Didn't Need Those Fingers Anyway

by Run Up The Score on Jul 4, 2009 10:35 AM EDT

Have fun out there. If trouble arises, simply ask yourself WWLD?

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Forget Leman

Zug beat him in our poll.

Happy Independence Day to everyone here and to all our vets who have fought to give us this slice of heaven.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 4, 2009 10:59 AM EDT reply actions

First I believe the term is WWZD, not WWLD. Second, unfortunately the fire/explosion I’m going to set off today is the little “PFT” sound lighting the grill makes which I will be doing in t-minus one minute. No explosives for Dawson thanks to the great state of PA and my lazyness to not make the 20 minute drive to DE :-(

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 4, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions

It's obvious

you’re not using even remotely enough lighter fluid.

Use the first pint can to saturate the briquettes, and a second can for visuals, pressure wave and speed cooking.

Oh – and make sure the camera guy gets it all.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Jul 4, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Unfortunately

Its a gas grill that my parents bought, so there’s no potential for explosion, nor any lighter fluid necessary.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 4, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions

There is still potential

Turn on the gas with the lid closed, but don’t start it for a good five minutes. Then press the starter button. Be sure to keep the lid closed before pressing the button. Have a competition to see how high you can get the lid to fly.
(This is only for entertainment purposes. Do not try this at home. Your results may vary. These actions should be performed only by a professional stunt man.)

Born and raised in the shadow of Mount Nittany

by Elihu on Jul 4, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions