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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 7:07 PM EDT in Fun Stuff Comment 129 comments

Lift for Life teams announced

Don't forget you can help by donating to support your favorite player. BSD man crush Graham Zug has only raised $625 dollars! Where is the loyal BSD nation?!? You call yourselves football fans; you're going to let down your intergalactic leader.

Graham Zug is now sitting at $655, well behind current leader Brett Brackett ($3,335). But there's a certain other BSD favorite who needs our help...

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Zero dollars! I know the guy isn't participating HAHA I LIED STUPID, but this aggression will not stand. Do you want to be the guy who tells SOA that he raised $0.00?

You will make him very sad. Or very angry. I can't ever tell.

I'm in for $20 to benefit the Kidney Cancer Association. And angry/sad young men everywhere. Join me.

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Can you imagine a Zug/SOA team? Yikes!

by SweepTheLeg on Jul 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I love Zug’s profile pic:

DONATE OR I’LL LEVITATE ALL OVER YOU

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Jul 8, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

and Crawford’s:

which is more scary?

"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.

by millzners on Jul 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Crawford

Cockney accents are scary.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 8, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How do you know who is participating and who isn't?

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

and isn't SOA on the You Three and Dupree team?

that seems like participation to me…

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh crap, he is!

I went down the team list pretty fast, didn’t recall seeing his name, and convinced myself that he wasn’t participating when I saw he had $0.

Now there’s really no excuse not to pitch in.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Sorry Zug :(

Mr. Obeng-Agyapong got my Jackson.

by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I wish Agyapong all the best

But could not betray the Zug.

by PSUisMyHeart on Jul 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Also.

This is very funny.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Zug got my donation

He’s approaching $1000 now. C’mon BSD Nation.

I’m surprised his goal was only $300. Rather modest. I guess he figured saving the world from intergalactic terrorists was probably enough for one day.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Jul 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Zug has no use for paper money!

I’d be surprised if he really understands the concept of paper money—It’s gotta be a pretty abstract concept when asskicking is your currency.

by ednax1 on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zug has coinage with his face minted onto it? Like that asshole from 300 who carried around Xerxes money, I would constantly carry around Zug money in case the Apocolypse hit. Zug and I would run shit thereafter.

by PSUJunny05 on Jul 8, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No no no.

SOA is the best because it would show how much money we could raise in three days.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh all right

I’ll donate to him too.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Jul 8, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

But now you goofy bastards are ruining it

By donating to other players. You may as well be burning that money, I say.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

No YOU ruined it

By starting off the post saying we need to support Zug and then switching horses in the middle of the race!

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Jul 8, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zug is solely a BSD hero, right?

SOA though would mean the donations started from scratch.

Either way, it’s for a good cause. Lest we forget :)

by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 9, 2009 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Brandon Ware

I didn’t want him to have a goose egg, so I donated.

"This is how I chill, ma'am"

by jacum2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He’d probably have eaten it anyway.

"This is how I chill, ma'am"

by jacum2 on Jul 8, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

He thought the goose egg would make for a delightful omelet.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 8, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

GO ZUG

The best thing is all the money goes to research so zug gets my bucks, we can do it.

Champion of the sun, master of karate and friendship for everyone.

by psu on Jul 8, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I can’t believe Test Testing hasn’t gotten any love yet.

by Addaone on Jul 8, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Can't believe we wasted a scholarship on that bum.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 8, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't beileve its not butter

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Jul 9, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

FEED ZUG WITH YOUR MONEY

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 8, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

$25 to SOA

I hope he’s amused.

by Cairo on Jul 8, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Just added more to his total

he’s up to 180 now. Since he’s only halfway to his goal, he’s probably only somewhat amused.

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 9, 2009 7:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that should say "not even halfway"

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 9, 2009 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

My $ to Ogbu

Never gets dap on the D-Line, ignored in LFL…
Hell, I haven’t even seen a honorable mention on an all-name team!

(May Zug have mercy on my soul.)

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

by WestPointLion on Jul 9, 2009 8:13 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

FEAR NOT MY BSD BRETHREN

it has come to my attention that GMZ (GRAND MASTER ZUG) is actually a double entry in the lift for life…so as not to embarrass his fellow athletes GMZ has entered the contest under the pseudonym

Penn State Uplifting Athletes

Using this clever guise GMZ is able to raise more money than all others combined while still remaining humble as himself…

and yeah we shall perceive his greatness and be forever humble by just how great his greatness was

by Lion Alum on Jul 9, 2009 8:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought "Penn State Uplifting Athletes"

was just code for Francis Claude.

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool.

by WestPointLion on Jul 9, 2009 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

When I saw the team...

“Three Men and a Frog” – I figured Francis Claude had to be on that one.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!

by leeharvey418 on Jul 9, 2009 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excuse me, who do I make the check out to?

Mr. Row73Fan is threatening to take away the credit cards…..

Proud member of the Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late Tailgate Crew since 1998!

by Row73Fan on Jul 9, 2009 9:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

-1 to Mr. Row73Fan

Don’t worry, Zug knows and will surely cause hell fire to rain down upon him for such a thing.

by PSUesq on Jul 9, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SOA is only $10 behind Sean Lee now.

He’s cracked $200.

by Cairo on Jul 9, 2009 10:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well I'll join the BSD SOA Telethon

although I don’t know if I want to be the Jefferson that pisses off Sean Lee.

Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.

by Kevin HD on Jul 9, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

$220

I guess it will drive Lee to do greater things.

Order your copy of "We Are Penn State" The offseason is long. So is this magazine.

by Kevin HD on Jul 9, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 9, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

How the hell is Sean Lee not kicking ass?

He’s a freaking captain, I figured people would flock to the co-leader of the team.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

Was that all from us?

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 9, 2009 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

And $20 to both Zug and SOA

so that I can both A) see the power of BSD, and B) not piss off the supreme overlord

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 9, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Stephon Green

What is with the $250 goal? Come on Stephon! Step it up!

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

He is coming off an injury...

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 9, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SOA up to $300

the magic of BSD

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, SOA's up to $300

That’s 60% of his goal, in a little less than 16 hours. And that doesn’t include the cash going to other guys like Z_g.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 9, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Maybe Adam Shell can get SOA to smile in another photo after we help him reach his goal

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SOA cracks $300!

Up to the top 16.

1 Brett Brackett $3,435
2 Jeremy Boone $2,881
3 Ryan Gmerek $2,880
4 Mickey Shuler $1,420
5 Patrick Mauti $1,025
6 Michael Farrell $1,000
7 Tyler Ahrenhold $950
8 Graham Zug $875
9 Daryll Clark $725
10 Joseph Refice $700
11 Eric Shrive $560
12 Joe Suhey $500
13 D’Anton Lynn $450
14 Tyler Howle $350
15 Adam Gress $300
16 Stephen Obeng-Agyapong $300

by Cairo on Jul 9, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

SOA just got my $20 spot

He is now 15th

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Just think...

…if those Z_g donations went to SOA, he’d be over $500 already.

Either way, I put our overall donation somewhere in the $600 range, and you are all very good people. Except SweepTheLeg, who is a douche.

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 9, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just have to wonder if SOA and the Supreme Overlord have any clue as to why their numbers are going up so fast.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 9, 2009 12:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wondering the same thing

This is funny stuff.

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Jul 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, Zug telepathically tells us to vote for him

so he wouldn’t be all that surprised.

SOA, on the otherhand, will definitely be taken aback.

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 9, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just imagine

Last night SOA goes to bed stressing over how he’s going to raise this $500 he set as a goal for himself. He’s probably scared sh*tless that Joe and JT are going to make him run a lap for every dollar short he fell of his goal, and then another 100 laps for pulling in the goose egg.

Then he wakes up this morning and the money is flooding in from people he doesn’t know. He’s got to be saying, “WTF?”

Mike
Black Shoe Diaries

by BSD on Jul 9, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The internet

can be a wonderful place.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Jul 9, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

and the funniest part

is nearly all of this is because he was tired after a practice, and didn’t smile in a few pictures (though there is a hint of a grin in his “JFK to PSU” picture). What really sealed the deal for me was his smile with Adam.

Is SOA amused?

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 9, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SOA doesn't have "WTF" moments

At most, he’s somewhat intrigued.

by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 9, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does he furrow

his brow?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It only bristles mildly

by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 9, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

SOA is a Ben Franklin

closer to his goal of $500. I love the instant feedback of seeing the donation raise the bar in real time.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 12:24 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

I know

that thing is quick huh? I checked back to see and it was already up there.

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 9, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

holy geez, nice donation

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 9, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Were you saying he's 100 short

or did you give 100 to SOA?

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 9, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

the latter

since he went from $320 to $420 right as he said that

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 10, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, rahpsu92 throwin up the big bucks

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 12, 2009 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who dropped the hundy?

$420 for SOA!

420? Keep him away from Nittany Apartments.

by Cairo on Jul 9, 2009 12:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Novorro loves SOA's total right now

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's a deduction right...

why not.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Havin babies for the

govment.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Micky Shuler just got a $2500 donation.

whoa

by Cairo on Jul 9, 2009 12:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I can top that!

/sells Dad’s lawnmower and car’s engine

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Blasted legacy kids and their

access to NFL money.

Sorry SOA I’m spent – saving up for the ultimate money pit – a boat

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Happy sailing

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We'll see...

it’s not the actual buying, its the maintenance and gas that kills you.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahoy!

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by Run Up The Score on Jul 9, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's about what I'm

good for right about now.

After fishing for 2 weeks in the OBX last month I definitely have boat fever right now.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Legacy kids & NFL money?

…then why’s the Wiz only at $270?

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?!?! You stupid monkey!

by leeharvey418 on Jul 9, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

If Bowman was participating...

LaVar would donate $10,000

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is LaVar planning on dipping into the money

from his work with the Eastern Motors commercials? Because we haven’t seen this for some time now…

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

by IcersGuy on Jul 9, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

LaVar's is funny...

but nothing beats this disaster.

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

HA

I was tempted to post that one too. Simply awful.

Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD

by bconway6 on Jul 9, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Simply Ovechkin

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Yeah, you number one ugliest Russian!"

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 9, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wonder if he's read a book before?

by Mr. Rosewater on Jul 9, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"The Gift"

By Nabokov

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Jul 9, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pens fans should be very careful throwing around “ugliest Russian” with Shrek on your team.

We are not normal. We are legends.

by NittanyAlum02 on Jul 9, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know..Ovie is pretty bad

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The dude beside him

looks like a James Bond villain.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Jul 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

isn't he the guy from Happy Gilmore?

by The JuggerNitt on Jul 9, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes....he bends Shooter's club...

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE

I KILL PEOPLE". I loved that shirt in the movie, so fitting of the giant that he is.

by dawsonPSU10 on Jul 9, 2009 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

He was Jaws in two Bond movies, actually.

Penn Staters belong at Penn State. The problem with a lot of kids is they just don’t know they are Penn Staters yet. -jesse. @ BSD

by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Jul 9, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Awful

but since youtube sucks you into related videos I watched the one with him and Captain Chaos Chris Cooley. I you want/have time to check out another great football blog, check out The Cooley Zone. He’s funny and hot (for the diva’s), and for you guys, he posts pics of his ex-cheerleader wife in her underwear. Of course, there was the infamous playbook in the lap photo, when we all got to see his stuff!

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 9, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Becareful though...

Cooley likes to post pictures of his lightsaber

PSU Softball

by QBsneak12 on Jul 9, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Of course, there was the infamous playbook in the lap photo, when we all got to see his stuff!

I think that’s what she was saying…good for the ladies, bad for the guys.

by Screen Name 20 on Jul 9, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's what I was saying

it was taken down very quickly, apparantly he didn’t notice. His brother took it down during the game.

He is a funny dude

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Jul 9, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs