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A Humble Request (Please Read)


Dear Readers of BSD,

We have been quite successful in building a very vibrant and active community in this little corner of the internet. And with the season approaching I think we can all expect to see participation increase as more people join and participate in the community. This is a great thing.

I've always taken pride in how civil and respectful this community is when compared to other blogs and message boards on the internet. You are all to be commended on that. But as new people join they aren't always aware of the culture of mutual respect we share toward other individuals. So I depend on all of you to welcome new members and show them what is acceptable and what is not.

On that note, I received a complaint via email this morning about some of the foul language going on in the comments. This came from an gentleman who likes to read BSD with his grandson.

I'm not pleased with the mental image of somebody shielding BSD from their kids for fear of what they might see here. So I respectfully ask you all to please keep the foul language to an absolute minimum. I understand we cover a man's game that can often times be heated and violent. There will be times during a particular moment after a bad play or learning of bad news that people will slip and say things they probably shouldn't. But it's a game that little kids love just as much as we do, and I want people to feel comfortable in letting their kids read BSD.

So here are some simple guidelines.

  • If you wouldn't say it in front of a room full of third graders, don't say it here. If you wouldn't hear it or see it on network television, don't post it here. I don't care how funny it is.
  • Respond to trolls in a respectful manner or do not respond to them at all. They come here to instigate a fight. Don't give it to them. Flag the comment to bring it to our attention and let the mods take care of it.
  • Please help police yourselves. I can start issuing warnings and dropping ban hammers left and right, but I really don't want to do that. Mods who do that quickly earn reputations for being intolerant of differing opinions. Peer pressure is a much more effective motivator. So I ask that when you see somebody say something inappropriate that you leave a respectful response letting them know they are out of line.

I hate to put restrictions on the community, but I think this is for the best for everyone's interests. There's no reason why we can't enjoy talking about Penn State athletics without foul language. If you have any questions I can address them in the comments.

Thanks for your cooperation in this matter.

Mike

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Agree, and thanks.

I brought this up a few weeks back in a comment, and was told by a few to ‘man up’, as this was a football blog, football ain’t for wimps, blah, blah, blah.

Still not sure what profanity has to do with any of those things, so, yeah – I’m with ya.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah? Yeah??

+1 then, you dork.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean...

No more Bacon Bras?

How could Nixon know so little about Watergate and so much about football ?

by psupride on Aug 13, 2009 11:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I was just about to ask the same thing...

Can we still post (barely) non-nudity pictures such as bacon bra or kitten in the bra?

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 13, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Barely non-nude = clothed

Sounds pretty cut-and-dry to me.

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 13, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant like barely clothed

like the one picture posted a few times on here of 2 girls each wearing nothing more than a strip of bacon over their upstairs and downstairs regions…

Without re-posting the pic….this is what I mean.

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 13, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

It seems that the casual use of the word ‘barely’ has approached the same level of required discretion as an honest discussion of Zug around these parts…

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 13, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that too

They’re (probably?) fine, I’d guess.

But you’re s#!+ the bed pics, now that’s another story. They definitely cross the line.

by Screen Name 20 on Aug 13, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO...they're perfectly fine

They do not contain swear words or nudity…so I will happily post away with STB pics – maybe with every single comment.

Mark my words – not a single thread, fanpost or fanshot will pass without one of Buggy’s infamous STB pics!

j/k

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 13, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

New

Avatar for HnB anyone?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Aug 13, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't wait for March for that picture to come back?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Aug 22, 2009 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gradulations...you have found the gray area

I’d say bacon bras takes you right up to the line, but you’re probably ok there. Just no nudity.

At some point I have to start flagging you guys for telling the same tired jokes over and over.

by BSD on Aug 13, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

So if the pic is no worse than

the evony ads that litter the site/internet than it is ok?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Aug 13, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Those ad’s just came out of nowhere. I never noticed it until about a few weeks ago when the ad’s kept on popping up on edsbs, but now they’re everywhere.

by Screen Name 20 on Aug 13, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flogging our own members?

Hey now!

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 14, 2009 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

One Caveat

Any time I get an email complaint or a flag from a reader it will be addressed in some way. It will either be done publicly like this or I will do it in a private email, a formal warning, or a complete ban. Anyone who feels strongly enough and cares about this community enough to take the time to draft an email laying out their concerns deserves some kind of response on my end. I owe that to them. So if I get a complaint about one of your comments, you can bet you will be called into the principle’s office.

by BSD on Aug 13, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Punishment for first offense - Clean the grotto

Punishment for 2nd offense – Wear an OSU 2005 or 2008 Big Ten Champs t-shirt

Punsihment for 3rd offense – Ban Hammer, plus ZUG VAPORIZE

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 13, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds good

although I’d rather be vaporized than face the ridicule of wearing one of those t-shirts.

by Screen Name 20 on Aug 13, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

But didnt Ohio State win the Big Ten Championship the past 4 years?!?!?!

I mean….that’s what the media told me, so it must be right……right!?!?

"I was looking for four things. Honesty, loyalty, trustworthiness and a man of character. Joe Paterno has all of that." - Derrick Williams

by Stately NOVA Lion on Aug 13, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

That doesn’t invite a barrage of private email tattle-tales.

I hope that readers still opt first for public postings of cultural/behavioral concerns, rather than running first to the principal. I’ve loved the self-policing m.o. here and would hope that if the Granddad had posted his request to our community at large, it would have been reacted to favorably by the public.

Just hoping this doesn’t set up a counter-intuitive precedent. I’ll take all my reprimands publicly please.

jp

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 13, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’ll take the public lashings as well.

And I’m not advocating that he should do this, but you can still read and enjoy BSD and also avoid the gibberish in the comments.

by Screen Name 20 on Aug 13, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

…and also avoid the gibberish in the comments.

Hey now…no need to call out Rambler like that. Poor robot doesn’t know know any better!

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 13, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t bash me man. You’re the one who started the crap the bed pictures…

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 13, 2009 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit me where all can see it, too.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your point

I hope it doesn’t come to that either. My first wish is that all issues are policed publicly by the community first.

Let me be clear that I’m not calling for a complete overhaul of BSD here. For the vast majority of you just keep doing what you’re doing and everything will be fine. If everyone just keeps in mind that kids are reading these posts and comments in an appropriate manner we’ll have nothing to worry about.

by BSD on Aug 13, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could we still have an occasional post designated as NSFK...

(not safe for kids)? We could all save up our jokes, comments & pictures that are questionable till the next NSFK post comes along. I imagine it will still be no worse than R-rated since kids would read it if they wanted to.

Born and raised in the shadow of Mount Nittany

by Elihu on Aug 13, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Another gray area

Links are another story. Am I justified in warning or banning someone for posting a link to something NSFW or NSFK?

I really don’t know the answer. It’s like what the judge said about pornography. I can’t describe it, but I know it when I see it.

Just use your judgement. If it adds value to the community I’ll probably allow it. Throwing links around simply for shock value probably doesn’t have a place here.

And again, any complaint will be addressed.

by BSD on Aug 13, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUSTICE

JUSTICE Potter Stewart said that. Not a judge (by name at least). Zug forgives you.

by Jeff Junstrom on Aug 13, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

NSFW/K?

You mean like half the stuff on BHGP?

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 13, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Half? You sell us short, my friend.

by txhawkeye on Aug 17, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could always direct all

questionable content to BHGP.

Since most SBN CFB blogs see a huge influx in activity when a PSU article is posted, I wouldn’t think they would mind.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Aug 13, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure thing

This place is great and it got me through countless days of work until I came became the latest victim of the economic recession….haha

by GoingDeep on Aug 13, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

foul language

While I agree it should be kept to a minimum, I guess I never realized it was a problem (or even a norm) here.

Let's Go State

by rmcmillen50 on Aug 13, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I think sometimes we reply so quickly on a hot button issue

that we do not even think about what language we’re using, we’re used to talking like guys discussing football and we don’t think that kids could be reading our posts.

by GoingDeep on Aug 13, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is all well and good

But can we address the more pressing issue of a bookmark icon? I hate that little blank white page icon in my tab. BHGP has an icon. just sayin.

by jigalion on Aug 13, 2009 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

$0.02

This is one of the best behaved college football blogs, in terms of the volume of comments compared to the inflammatory stuff in the comments. Additionally, it’s very rare that we post any foul language in the main posts (as much as I’d like to, sometimes). In fact, the only sports blog I routinely read that has a lesser degree of comment swearing is Beerleaguer, which is ridiculous because it’s a Phillies blog and…well, Philly.

I don’t think it’s necessary to get into the “this is okay, this is not, this is acceptable, this gets you banned” weeds. Everyone does a pretty good job here, and should be commended for it.

Perpetual offenders are a different story.

--
Order your copy of "We Are Penn State", like, now. One team, 128 pages.

by Run Up The Score on Aug 13, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Fine

I’ll take my swearing to EDSBS. Where acts of debauchery are as countless as the people wearing jorts.

It’s all good Mike, BSD doesn’t need the swearing and stuff. Despite what M1EK says you’ve been a good moderator.

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Aug 13, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with jorts

they are extremely comfortable

by GoingDeep on Aug 13, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad you gave some guidelines

It is hard to bounce from here to EDSBS, Black Heart Gold Pants(the dirtiest blog out there), and some of the forums on the pay sites and decide what is appropriate for each site. The best thing about this blog is the civility with which we treat each other and I am happy to abide.

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.

by psu on Aug 13, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What about comments like

F this S, you F’ers don’t know what the F you are talking about?

by The JuggerNitt on Aug 13, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ohhh,

do I fear the open / game day threads..!

"...goon-a-la-goun-ga...gung-ga-la-gun-ga...he said; there will be no money exchanged..."

by BlueWhiteLife on Aug 13, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if you're going to 8 home games that reduces the risk of you saying something stupid

I’ll be employing that method. I’m also good for the away games as well since I don’t have a laptop and can’t simultaneously watch a game and participate in the thread, so that helps as well.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You poor soul...

Theres help, Get a TV Tuner card in that dinosaur machine you’ve already got. Plus the side benefit of your own DVR is priceless.

Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD

by bconway6 on Aug 13, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I should have been more clear

I CAN watch a game and type since my TV was right next to my desk and computer last semester (I’m expecting a similar setup this fall), but they are perpendicular to each other. So I can’t have the two parallel and be able to focus on both at the same time. But yes, the “dinosaur” is sometimes a nuisance, but it was purchased when I was going to be living at home and commuting for two years, and wanted to use it to play computer games as well as do school stuff, so I needed something a bit more powerful.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember my life before BSD too...

When I would do things like play computer games, and arrange my room in a sensible manner. Now when I rearrange my room I MUST have a TV and computer side by side drawing weird looks from anyone entering the room.

Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD

by bconway6 on Aug 14, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you wouldn’t say it in front of a room full of third graders, don’t say it here

Do you mean normal third graders or these guys?

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 13, 2009 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG you killed Kenny

You jerk

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.

by psu on Aug 13, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

just isn't the same is it?

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 13, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

though this brings up an interesting crossroad

as I wouldn’t hesitate to call a 3rd grader a bastard.

Sorry little Jimmy, but your parents just weren’t married at the time of your birth.

by The JuggerNitt on Aug 13, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And remember, Dawson -

you are the product of a drunken romp.

It’s cool, though.

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great, just when Mike banishes swearing from BSD, you threw that one at me

luckily, if you read below we’ve solved the problem.

So Zug you and your Zugging lies Pete the Streak, you son-of-a-Zug!

j/k

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad George Carlin isn't among us anymore, RIP

We could really use a 7 (maybe more than that??) dirty words/things you can’t say on BSD.

I very rarely go above the S-word on here (and I try to keep the S’s to a minimum), and more often than not it’s “damn” or a derivative (but I don’t even know if damn doesn’t fly with a 3rd grader. It is in the bible, after all). But never the less, I will try to keep it down.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Should we invent new swear words? I’ve always liked “fracking”.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 13, 2009 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It may be sacreligious, but since Zug is everything and nothing, the name could be used as a swear

Throw the Zugging ball! Zug you, Ref! What the Zug were you thinking, QB14? (that one would have been helpful a few years ago)

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...

“Oh, for Zug’s sake!”, “Graham H. Zug!”

etc.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 13, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I like it, not sure if it will catch on though

I’ve used stuff like “Zug dammit” before, but again I don’t know if that’s kosher.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when did things not catch on?

Especially involving The Supreme Overlord.

As an aside, it gets a little awkward when I’m playing NCAA10 with my roommate and refer to Zug as The Supreme Overlord and then have to explain it.

Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD

by bconway6 on Aug 14, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

For Graham H. Zug

Totally expect to see that one put to use.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 14, 2009 7:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Graham H. Zug, I hate it when people write “+1” without rec’ing the post.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 14, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I bleed Blue and White.

by Horse N Buggy on Aug 14, 2009 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Zug you.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 14, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seem to be doing this more and more these days

/walking away shaking head in shame….

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 14, 2009 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Graham H. Zug!

p h e n o m e n a l…

I will be using it in my house!

"...goon-a-la-goun-ga...gung-ga-la-gun-ga...he said; there will be no money exchanged..."

by BlueWhiteLife on Aug 15, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

problem solved...

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 13, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

STZU!!

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rather than invent new words

I have often used phrases that mean the exact same thing. For example, Mark Dantonio, I would refer to him as “a certain organ unique to the male anatomy”.

There’s also “that call was bull excrement”.

And who hasn’t been referred to as a “pain in the derriere”?

Probably some other substitutes that are avaiable. I’ll bet there a lot of commenters here that could come up with some that are pretty fracking funny, too.

"the secret to loving your job is having a hobby that you really despise"

by nitwit86 on Aug 14, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good one

rolls right of the tongue.

"the secret to loving your job is having a hobby that you really despise"

by nitwit86 on Aug 17, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

WTZ??

'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'

by Pete the Streak on Aug 13, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Zug yourself, you whiny bi*ch Pryor.

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 13, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIXED

Go Zug yourself, you whiny bi*ch Pryor son-of-a-Zugging-Zug.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That implies that Zug is a bitch. I don’t like it. Sorry. :|

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 13, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, not at all

your way was probably better. I didn’t mean bitch, actually now that I look at it son-of-a-Zug is actually probably a compliment than an insult.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 13, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Son of a Pryor, then?

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 14, 2009 8:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta say

that I can’t think of anything that I’ve ever read on this site I’d find remotely offensive (or that wasn’t later apologized for!) You’re more likely to find offensive banter on a site like cnnsi or yahoo than here. That speaks volumes for the type of people that post here (and in general, PSU fans).

I hate when people have to use their (grand)kids to ruin something. I already have to make concessions everywhere else in my daily life for other peoples kids, now a relatively clean site like this is under attack too?! You want offensive (and hilarious)? Go read Kissing Suzy Kolber or some of the posting on Deadspin. Then come back here and explain how what goes on here is corrupting your kids.

by PSiriUs on Aug 13, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I could not......

agree more. I get the profanity thing, but at the end of the day I am not going to go to Fox and ask them to tone down Family Guy because I would like to watch it with my 7 year old son. I’d turn the channel or watch it when he is in bed or preview the show before I let him watch it. But hey, that’s just me.

Eric Watters Atlanta, Ga.

"If you hear Ric Flair is in town......WOOOOO........you KNOW things are takin' place".

Ric Flair

by ech2os on Aug 14, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just wondering what the grandfather is doing reading the comments to his grandkids

or are they reading the screen together (god I hate trying to read something on the same screen as someone else, since itis almost guaranteed the reading speed is different)

by The JuggerNitt on Aug 14, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they live far apart and both follow the blog.

I have a lot of family members that check in on BSD just to make sure I’m alive from time to time. It’s an underrated way to stay in touch.

It’s cheaper than calling, and it’s less mindless than sitting around playing video games all day. It might even be called good clean fun for the most part. I guess there aren’t many things like that out there, and I’d hate to spoil it for someone.

I am still cursing from time to time though. But I’ll make a concered effort to make sure it adds some manner of “literary value” to the post. Rather than just having it be gratuitous.

I think I know what drew the email, and my guess was a big part of the problem was that it was [a] dirty, and [b] just didn’t add much.

"far less knowledgeable than the average poster here"

by jesse. on Aug 17, 2009 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was me, wasn’t it?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 17, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't remember.

But I don’t think so.

If it was what I think it was, it wasn’t bad. It just wasn’t necessary. I barely noticed it, until I looked through the posts after this one went up to [a] verify that I didn’t do anything to prompt it and [b] see what might have gotten somebody bent out of shape.

But since it’s all total speculation on my part, I don’t want to call anybody out. Which I really would not be doing anyway, because I didn’t think it was offensive.

"far less knowledgeable than the average poster here"

by jesse. on Aug 17, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

My head hurts

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Aug 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This all reminded me of the scene from 'Better Off Dead'

Where the mailman comes up to the house and asks the younger brother, Badger, “What’s a little boy like you doing reading big boy smut like this?” as he reads their mail, throwing most of it away before he gets to the house.

I didn’t really think someone in third grade would get more than 5% of the jokes or references on this site, as the writing, topics, and comments are really geared towards the 18-40 year old crowd. I mean, there’s a LOT of non-football stuff here, and the football stuff that is here is often of the “big boy smut” variety.

But, more power to a kid who wants to learn about PSU football!!!

by Tailgate Shogun on Aug 14, 2009 6:07 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Better Off Dead

One of the funniest movies evar!!
“Man, that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.”

"The sea was angry that day, my friends." G. Costanza

by NJ lion on Aug 14, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gee Ricky, I'm real sorry your mom blew up.

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 14, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want my two dollars

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 14, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

On a related note,

what are the odds that somewhere out there, there’s a person named Urban Kiffin?

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 14, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The asian that learned how to talk from watching Howard Cosell.

Awesome.

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."

by Roland86 on Aug 16, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk that line if you want

but i’d rather go mute than to use The Zug’s name in vain, but i’m all for bringing poop and turd back to my daily run-down

Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007

by Grainey on Aug 14, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Feel free to delete my posts, Mike

Because I KNOW I’m gonna forget during the regular season.

by Mr. Rosewater on Aug 14, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too

Even though I’ll refrain from changing this PG-13 avatar to the R-rated one I was considering adding.

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09

by kmblue on Aug 15, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Mike

Fully agree, all in all, funniest commentary of the summer. I think this will be a good fall.

A win over Pitt is like kissing your sister

by JuniataMan on Aug 15, 2009 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe I didn't think of this until now-

What does this poilcy mean for our ability to mention the name of a certain freshman wide receiver? You know the one…

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Aug 19, 2009 7:31 AM EDT reply actions  

do you mean Christian Who-Ha?

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 19, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he meant

Christian Va-jay-jay.

/blames his wife for the Oprah reference

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 20, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He that sounds...

well…kind of dull actually.

"far less knowledgeable than the average poster here"

by jesse. on Aug 20, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was Grey's Anatomy

"If you let the men in you've got to let the women in. I don't want a bunch of women walking around in my locker room when guys take showers". Joe Paterno

by letsgopsu on Aug 20, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Retaining Possession of my ManCard

Turns out, I knew this from The Soup, and not from Oprah or Grey’s Anatomy.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 20, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great show

The Soup is the only way I can watch half of these stupid “reality” shows without wanting to go all Stabby McShankerson on the nearest person.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 20, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Christian Kuntz and Adrian Coxson are just names for players on our team. Why? Do their names sound dirty or something? We just like quality players here at BSD, I take offense that you think we have some ulterior motive by mentioning two of our favorite players! Lee Harvey, you and your dirty mind, we would never do something like using a players name in a way that makes it sound like two parts of human anatomy! You’re crazy! ;-)

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 19, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll be like that nutty

Christian right organization I read about back during the summer Olympics. The news reader on the site automatically converts any “naughty” language to something more acceptable. Any stories about a certain American sprinter had his name changed from Tyson Gay to Tyson Homosexual.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Aug 21, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't Tyson Homosexual

be converted to Tyson HappyFunTimes under that “naughty” language filter?

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 21, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they'll be fine

especially since they’ll also be the name of their own hit TV series – “Coxson and Kuntz”. It’s sorta like how there’s nothing wrong with saying “Turner and Hooch” or “Penn and Teller”.

Or something like that.

"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

by IcersGuy on Aug 19, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Starsky and Hutch"

had a hidden meaning, didn’t it?

by PaJoe on Aug 20, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hidden Meaning

That girl-girl is cool?

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 20, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Snoop not leading

them to a pool full of jello?

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Aug 21, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's a man who knows he's in Show Business

That there, that’s for the cameras, and Snoop knows when to kick back and take in.

Now, after the show….then it’s on.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 21, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think Snoop is just keeping his distance

I think he’s smart enough to know that when you’re around Paris Hilton there is a three foot “Quarantine Zone” surrounding her that you don’t want to cross for fear of infection of some exotic mutant super bug. Whoever that other chick is (looks kinda like Carmen Elektra) has about three weeks left.

by dawsonPSU10 on Aug 21, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, another GIS post semi-fail

from jtothep. Was lookin for a screenshot of Amy Smart & Carmen Elektra kissing in Starsky & Hutch, but posted this….who might as you say be Paris instead.

"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69

by jtothep on Aug 22, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

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