Bad times in Ohio, as Senator Tressel's inbox melts:

"So, you know, honestly, the thing when I read some of them is, I feel terrible for them because there's no way they're happy. They've got to be some of the most unhappy people in the world, and I feel bad because we just made them less happy. And I hate to be a part of making someone less happy. I mean, they're already miserable and to make them less happy, I'd feel bad."

These things happen to coaches who lose a big game and know how to download a jar of peanut butter.  Perhaps Tressel should solicit a little internets advice from Mr. Paterno.