Daryll Clark's Guarantee

by jebatzel on Sep 26, 2009 7:29 AM EDT

Clark talking to Paternoville crowd; " I guarantee we are going to come out here bring you fire, excitement, and touchdowns!" 43 seconds into facebook link below

via nittanywhiteout.com

Players visit Paternoville (facebook video)

Post by Hayden Fry's Moustache Ride Over at Black Heart Gold Pants wrote this:

Daryll Clark drops the G-bomb. He seriously says it. ..........Did you catch that?. Guar-an-tee. You heard it, right? The G-word. ..........He guaranteed something or other. All I know is that I heard the word "guarantee." You can't say "bomb" on an airplane.

That's just bad karma.

Other words you shouldn't say if you're Daryll Clark:

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He didn't guarantee we'd win

smart. He guaranteed electricity and touchdowns. Of course, vs Iowa touchdowns means we win.

by PSUWifey on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 AM EDT reply actions

Yeah...

I am ok with this guarantee maybe not the touchdown guarantee, but everything else is a give anyway. I really like he didn’t guarantee a win.

Put a tarp on that circus! - showtime @ BSD

by bconway6 on Sep 26, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions

BHGP is actually starting to annoy me a bit

Let em run with it… I guarantee I will be pissed all day waiting for us to play as these late kickoffs may the day drag out like all hell

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Sep 26, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

I'm good with it.

That kind of fire has been missing the past 3 weeks.

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Sep 26, 2009 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

I hate iowa so much

where is iowa? who are the hawkeyes? freakin hayseeds.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Sep 26, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, he is looking dumb right now

ofcourse, if we had an offensive line he might be able to score now and then.

by markpsu on Sep 26, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions

I don't see why, he never promised the touchdowns would be for penn state

by PSUisMyHeart on Sep 26, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Nice

by markpsu on Sep 26, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions

He was partially right, maybe

When was the last time we scored on our first play?

DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?

by ReadingRambler on Sep 27, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions

He's a liar

NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.

by PSUdevon on Sep 27, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions

Dude

Please don’t be a douche tonight, I’m not in the mood. He was trying to pump up the P-ville crowd, not making a swearing an oath on a bible that we were going to win.

by dawsonPSU10 on Sep 27, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions