Penn State Unveils New Offensive Line
by Run Up The Score on Sep 30, 2009 9:49 AM EDT
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Too good to keep buried in the comments. A thousand cocktails to "Screen Name 20":
And with this, I think we can safely close the book on the Iowa game and start looking forward to Illinois and the rest of the schedule.
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The turnstile
is a good idea, at least you could lock it so no one can get through. The banana may do a good job too. Ugh, how pathetic.
Unfortunately
I hear he’s not a real good snapper.
by Screen Name 20 on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Totally
The hazard cone’s snaps are way too low.
by PSUMark2008 on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions
That cone can't play guard
Have you seen his footwork??
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 30, 2009 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
No way.
With that wingspan, he’s a natural tackle.
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"Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does - kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me." -- Terrelle Pryor
by Run Up The Score on Sep 30, 2009 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions
I see what the problem is
Our stop sign has a white trim – that means it’s “stoptional”. That’s why the defensive ends keep rolling through!
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Banana is going to get called for tripping
And scarecrow for holding, but stop sign is just going to F… people up.
"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."
Banana is Pannell, right?
I mean, he’s already on his back.
"For me the game wasn’t grounded in reality. It was about the uniform you put on that turned you into a warrior. It was about the mythology of the battle, the victory, the defeat, the struggle." - Mike Reid, PSU '69
funny thing is, I saw a college kid slip on a banana peel, in State College on my way to the Bookstore monday
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
I don't believe you
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 30, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it was rainin'
and he went to jump over a puddle somehow he slipped and picked up a banana peel
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
So this is how bad it's gotten
normal college kids aren’t even afraid to run over our offensive lineman…
by Screen Name 20 on Oct 1, 2009 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I don't like this line's positioning, it should be:
LT – Scarecrow
LG – Turnstile
C – Traffic cone
RG – Stop sign
RT – Banana peel
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 30, 2009 11:20 AM EDT reply actions
Yield sign puts in good effort
But really stops no one.
"How many things do you do where you are involved with 110,000 other people on the same page? Unless you're in an English class cheating with 30 other guys."
Yield sign was in there at tackle
and would probably be more appropriate, but it was replaced with scarecrow.
by Screen Name 20 on Sep 30, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Scarecrow at tackle
Definitely more apporpriate, but it’s tremendous wingspan was getting cut out of the picture, so it was moved to guard for aesthetic purposes.
by Screen Name 20 on Sep 30, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Uses all of their physical attributes correctly.
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"Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does - kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me." -- Terrelle Pryor
by Run Up The Score on Sep 30, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop sign only got a schollie
Because his daddy traffic light played for Joe 40 years ago. He has no business on the field
Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the mouth."
by Roland86 on Sep 30, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I hate hearing this
Stop sign earned his way into the starting spot. There are always people like you who criticize legacies unfairly. You can’t blame Stop sign for his performance in the Iowa game, what was he supposed to do against their D-Line:
by PSUisMyHeart on Sep 30, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
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