Yay another reason to hate Florida State!
by AdamShell on Sep 7, 2009 10:15 PM EDT
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So I'm watching the Miami FSU game... basically the "Formerly Relevant" Bowl, and I'm regretfully cheering for the lesser of two evils (Miami).
Well the story goes, a WR makes a really nice diving catch, but then starts rolling around on the ground in pain. The clock stops, the trainers come out and... of course the Florida State fans (in Tallahassee) remain silent out of respect
lol j/k, they feel it's a good time to start chanting for their team.
Honestly, how anyone could feel pride for that university is beyond me.
Also, it's now an open thread...
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Their Chant
At first I thought they were saying something along the lines of “Ow my balls.”
I’m assuming it was “Semi – Noles” or something like that.
Favorite highlights from the game so far
1) Fetching young lassies in the stands.
2) Seeing nerdy white people wearing “DA U INVENTED SWAGGER” t-shirts.
3) Number 2 reminding me why I used to hate Miami when they were good.
4) Hearing Nessler say “dad gum” in reference to the old codger.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
I haven't been watching with my full attention
but the most coaching I’ve seen Bowden do was blow his nose in his handkerchief.
Hmm
Really hope you mean lasses and not lassies. The game wasn’t in Ann Arbor after all.
You're way off
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 8, 2009 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions
You know you're desperate when
your constantly reloading BSD to see if someone has started an open thread for a game with two teams we hate.
I thought about doing it myself
(That’s what she said)
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You know you’re ReadingRambler when you’re constantly reloading BSD just because.
FIXED
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nice, first and goal
In two plays. Go canessss
That was an interesting strategy by the FSU cover man
turn and run away from the block so that when the guy running at you full speed trying to block you hits you in the back.
and it didn’t draw a penalty… ha sucks
I cannot believe I am rooting for Miami
At least Andrews is on the sideline!
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Amazing how far Miami has fallen, eh?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you think Bowden is going to keep coaching despite the Jimbo Fisher deal?
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
I think he'll try
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Either that
or he’ll go coach at district that has like… 10 middle schools and he’ll sign on as the coach of all of them so he can get like 50 wins a season and attribute them all to his D-I coaching career.
ACC special teams
they’re special (not in a good way)
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
by psu on Sep 7, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Bad Special Teams, Bad Defenses
Mediocre Offenses
What a way to trick the nation into thinking they’re decent.
Pretty genius, huh?
A nice way to distract from Virginia Tech’s loss, maybe?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Bullcrap late hit out of bounds... yeah right
The guy ran away to celebrate… that’s all FSU has been doing to celebrate… just run away as fast as you can
This is me watching the game, it must be catching
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
From EDSBS Twitter (NOT FAMILY FRIENDLY)
edsbsApologies, ironic revision: Injury Report: Aldarius JOHNSON, WR, MIA (FL). Broken cock, 4-6 weeks.
I can never tell when he is joking
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
YES, PONDER THAT FUMBLE
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
by psu on Sep 7, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
All your crappy
secondaries are belong to us
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Seriously
This featured country music band thing has to stop. Almost as much as the FSU chants.
Just jam an ice pick into your thigh
there, doesn’t that feel better
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Two teams combined
Florida State has the chop, Miami has nerds with “DA U INVENTED SWAGGER” shirts. Toghether they are more evil/powerful than Chesney
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Cheese grater
By far.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
zug concurs
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
The best thing is that the pole is grinding your eyes out, not grating
so that means you are jamming the whole thing into your eye and twisting, that is pure entertainment.
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
NIU or Rutgers could beat these guys
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Purdue has a good shot at beating Oregon
fingers crossed, although if they get ranked when we don’t play them like NW and Minny last year, I’m going to kill something.
by dawsonPSU10 on Sep 7, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Did you SEE Rutgers today?
I’d take Cincy though.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
how is Michael Jordan on a Gatorade bottle?
is he still relevant?
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Wait wait wait
Did that SportsCenter preview just ask if Oklahoma’s National Title hopes were in jeopardy?
I don’t care if Bradford is hurt, you lost the first freakin’ game of the season and you still need to play your full schedule… right now, you have less of a chance than Boise State.
Screw you ESPN
I'm shocked
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm more shocked they're actually doubting Oklahoma's MNC hopes
I thought they bought into that sort of thing
It would be awesome
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I still cannot stand the FSU chant after watching our bowl game with them a few years ago
It echoes in your head like the screams from the Nam.
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
ever been to an Atlanta Braves game?
same $hit, different sport
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
That's why I'm conditioned
to want to vomit.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
Ah, footbaw, we missed you so
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Time to ring the bell
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
LOL at Bowden "going after the big boys" in his early days
Memphis Naval Air Station was a powerhouse back in the day.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
See what happens when you say things like
Miami’s going to regret their clock management
granted it has nothing to do with the clock, but still
BOOOOO!
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
No, but the Metor appears to be unavailable
and a good karma Pryor-slap of Bowden is continuing to mount, a loss would be deserved in their first game, after all these shenanigans from Bowden this year.
damnit
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
That is awesome
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
jeez
it’s the first game, not the MNC
too much celebrating
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
Well
there is still a lot of time left and assuming Miami’s QB isn’t hurt badly, FSU has been mediocre defensively.
Yeah, but you know how it goes
The lesser evil never beats the greater evil.
Looking toward Columbus…
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Now I hate Allstate and have to buy new insurance
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
by letsgopsu on Sep 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
home and auto
will be a pain in the butt I swear I will do it
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
Next commercial entertainment
In football a flop is considered a sack.
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i LOL’d.. a lot
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
by MilroyBoozer on Sep 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
EVIL
Every Villian Is Lemons
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh
I HATE spongebob fagpants
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
well, I'd make a joke about immaturity
but I frankly like your posting here.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
a lot more than i like that awful show
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
I wouldn't make a joke about immaturity after using the term "fagpants"
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I could've thought of a better dis
if I wasn’t so lazy.
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I am still glad Devlin isn't at Miami
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
MIAMI OFFENSIVE GAMEPLAN REVEALED
Gain little on first two downs, then torch FSU’s bad defense on third.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
ACC
Average collegiate corners?
Aspiring creampuffs collide?
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Average collegiate corners
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
A Crappy Cadaver
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
As much as I hate this teams
this is an entertaining game.
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True
Thank Zug they both have horrible defenses.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
you didn't want to see a 3-0 battle?
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The ACC/Big12 line is blurring
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Even better coverage
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I was honestly shocked to see that ad
WTF?
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I do like natastrophe
we may have use for this, as in a low budget fail
Lucky gun, fake fifth, 8XY bitch
Daryll Clark
only if the losing coach
gets a natty light bath.
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No, they're natastrophies filled with a bunch of players who play like little Pryors
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This would've been my ad
Fade in to a black screen, Natty Light can
White Text:
Nobody likes Natty Light
text fades out
But it’s cheap as fuck
text fades out
It’s us or Keystone, kid
text fades out
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by PSUdevon on Sep 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Well, allright
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
or that, that will work
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
QB sneak!
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
YES SIRRREEE
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
This game is intensely entertaining.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
Suck it Bowden
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
challenge?
Did FSU challenge to get that review? If so, they should have lost their last TO and it sounded like they challenged.
Crap
too much time left.
GO FOR 2
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Agree
Just bland.
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Who else is sure FSU
is going to score a TD?
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You are FAILING at rooting for the right team
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Its funny to see upset Criminoles fans
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
Kool-aid drinking happy jacks...
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Missed extra point
Anyone else annoyed by the comments on the missed XP? If they had made that, FSU wouldn’t have gone for two later on (they’d have gone for 1) and would still be at 34 points.
I'm pretty sure
Coach Daggummit is just trying to get into field goal position here…
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
what is
with all these cramps? Can cocaine dehydrate you?
Miami's off season conditioning
mostly involve eating and going to the movies
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
And cocaine
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
The defenses suck
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
That does not sound good
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
I lost count
did Miami get all 14 defenders on the field before taking the timeout?
"In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Two tackles away from a win.
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That should be the last comment on this thread
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
i agree
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno
by MilroyBoozer on Sep 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
“Dad gum it, I can’t decide if I want pot pie or soup.”
DO YOU HAVE PRIDE, DANNY?
by ReadingRambler on Sep 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
One tackle away from a win.
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I Ponder what the next play might be
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Bowden cheats, watch out
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
"I said EX-Lax now!"
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
Suck it Bowden
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
WOW
great play by the defender.
NittanyWhiteOut.com. Arguably the second best Penn State blog I know of.
SUCK IT BOWDEN
Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.
canes BARELY won
"Victory without honor is an unseasoned dish. It might fill you up, but it won't taste good" - Joe Paterno