In case you didn't know, Penn State had some legal issues a few years back, along with a couple more run-ins sprinkled in over the past 5 years. If you live in Pittsburgh and are an avid PSU fan, you undoubtedly got made fun of by your Pitt fan friends. Tables = turned. I'm a proponent of not bringing this up in front of Pitt fans, and allowing them to silently wallow in their mediocrity (and yes, I see the irony of calling Pitt mediocre this year). But in case you find yourself in an argument with a Pitt fan, just remember that the Panthers have spent more time with the Allegheny County D.A. and local magistrates than PSU saw with Ol' Whatshisname (and that's saying something!).