For those keeping track, this elite program genius has guided his roster of 4 and 5 star (rumored to even have the elusive double secret pink unicorn 6 star) recruits to a craptastic 7-5 record. Worse than that, he just got his backside handed to him by a man named Jimbo ---- which happens to few people outside of a Tallahassee prison (current and former FSU athletes excluded of course).
Worse than that, it seems that even God has turned his back on him by allowing a QB named Christian to beat his beloved and most holy Gators. This man, who was once the soulmate of the actual creator of the universe (see Tim Tebow) has clearly let the game pass him by. He has lost the deft mastery of the X's and O's of college football that just a short year ago remained his and his alone to possess.
Oh and he can't recruit anymore. And he's just a figurehead coach anyway. And he's getting old.
So get on your knees and pray to the god you believe in (including Tebow if that's the way your ball bounces) - pray as hard as you can that Urban gets one last shot to save his job, his career, maybe even his immortal soul by facing and slaying his demons in a Jan 1 bowl game against Joe Paterno and the Nittany Lions. If he's able to do that, I foresee his eliteness will continue to be proclaimed to the ends of the internets.