M*RYL*ND HATE WEEK
by PennStateBasketball on Nov 29, 2010 8:01 AM EST
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Let's get it started, courtesy of our friends at SpartanTailgate.com
1. Your mascot is a cot-damn turtle
2. You can't pick two colors and stick-to it
3. Your state looks like a big splotch of spooge on the map
4. Baltimore is a cesspool, worse than Detroit
5. You're known for crabs
6. You actually wish you were as "cool" as DC
7. Nike is still better than Under Armor
8. Ray Lewis is a murderer
9. The whole state smells like rotting fish
10. This woman is considered a smokin' hot chick in M*ryl*nd:
11. Like your basketball team, the state is also full of Seamen
I'd also like to add the following:
1. Gary Williams sweats so much, 24-hour Degree can't even protect him for 24 seconds.
2. Greivis Vasquez still hasn't washed his face.
Discuss.
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State is full of yuppies and generally annoying people who infest southern Pennsylvania.
Oh, and back when I still cared about the NFL, I couldn’t watch the Steelers games because the losers at CBS 21 – a PA station – decided to show the Ravens games. Listen, pal, you base that decision on your home state, not on your proximity to that cesspool down there.
Also, I can’t walk into a Wal-Mart or a Dick’s Sporting Goods without seeing hordes of women wearing Flacco or Lewis jerseys. One has a unibrow, one’s a criminal. Well done.
Also, Grievous Vasquez is quite annoying.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
I also have a cut on my tongue. It is really annoying.
I think I cut my tongue when I was thinking about Maryland.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 29, 2010 9:11 AM EST up reply actions
It burns when I pee
if I happen to be thinking about M*ryl*nd.
by PennStateBasketball on Nov 29, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions
Crab is inferor seafood.
It’s hard to get the meat and it doesn’t taste that great in my opinion. Might as well eat crow.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
A turtle? Seriously?
Only a second worse mascot than a Buckeye (a nut)
by Diane Sabulski Wilkens on Nov 29, 2010 11:44 AM EST reply actions
I think Syracuse has a pretty bad one.
Orange? Seriously?
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
to be fair our mascot
used to be a racist depiction of a dominating warrior before the early 80s when we, for political correctness reasons, had to change it to a fruit with legs
PS, by fruit with legs, I am not referring to him:
As a former Bmore resident
I take issue with #4. . Part of its appeal is the fact that you can be in a nice area, and two blocks away there are prostitutes and drug deals. How can you not love that?
We do this for pratically everyone.
It’s nothing personal.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
Maybe I have low standards
But that woman IS smoking hot to me.
Really, though, I’m impressed with the fact that BSDers are able to come up with hate posts about every team no matter our records against them. However, I can’t bring myself to hate Maryland, just like I can’t bring myself to hate Temple, Bucknell, or Indiana.
Speaking of Bucknell, maybe I’m alone, but I’d like to see that rivalry renewed. Penn State, like all elite teams, schedules a I-AA team most years as a tuneup, so why not have it be old rival Bucknell instead of a team that has no connection with PSU? Bucknell was PSU’s first opponent, after all.
There are two reasons why I hate Maryland basketball
1. They took our NCAA bid in 2009. This goes for Tennessee and Arizona as well. None of those three teams had as good of a resume as PSU, and they all made the tournament. Hate springs eternal for those programs. More for Tennessee than any other (if they don’t shoot themselves in foot against Mississippi State, if their conference commish wasn’t the head of the selection board, if if if), but still…hate.
2. Gary Williams. We’re talking about a guy so slimy even Ohio State couldn’t stomach him. So he headed to a school that was able to stomach Lefty. He may be a saint in comparison, but never forget, a school that hired Jim Tressel (after the multitude of problems he had at YSU) and tolerated his handling of Maurice Clarett and Troy Smith, could no longer stomach this guy.. That’s how shady he is.
I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
by ckmneon on Nov 30, 2010 10:40 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Okay, I'm officially on board now
That’s the highest quality Haterade I’ve seen in a long time!
by Altoona Man on Nov 30, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions
Do you believe that?
That Williams is shady? I’ve always thought he was just annoying. Aren’t his critics usually beefing about he won’t play the AAU game and misses out on recruits?
He’s definitely got that Mike Stoops/Bill Lynch sideline rage thing that looks downright unappealing to play for, if I were a talented teen hoopster. But as college hoops coaches go, is he really shady?
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
By college standards, no. Calipari? Jim Harrick? Not even to mention the guys who don't have to cheat to get their one year wonders - obviously they care about the integrity of *student*-athletes
Still shady? Yeah, probably a little.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
I just read that this morning
My first car was a 1980 Dodge Colt. Purchased for $495, which was written in soap on the window, which made it reappear when it got cold, which was a sense of real pride for me when we stopped to pick up two forties and a six fo on the way to The Vault in Harrisburg.
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
I thought we had talked about that before.
I seemed to remember that we both owned Dodge Colts, unless there is someone else on here who once owned an 80s Dodge Colt!
Save BSD
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:08 PM EST up reply actions
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously
Coach Fry understood that Iowa needed three things to be successful (By this, I mean a chance at the Rose Bowl every now and then, with nothing close to losing seasons and most mediocre years being 7-5 at worst): Fundamental strengths, adapability, and surprise.
Ferentz has only got the first one down.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:16 PM EST up reply actions
Now hold on a second
I thought I was the only bellanca groupie on here.
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
bellanca has a groupie here?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 1, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Do you dream about jesse. returning to posting prominence?
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
Yes.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Do you dream about juggernitt transferring to Boise for a second Master's degree?
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Do you dream about lunching with DerryPharmer, Ed Dechellis and Lech Walesa?
The offensive line was inspired by McGloin.
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions
Do you dream about Tambal Hali?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 30, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
*Tamba*
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 30, 2010 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Do you sometimes imagine the Dark Years never happened and there was a moratorium on college football from 1999 to 2004?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 30, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
No, because I was there for JoePa's 324th win.
And Adam Taliaferro running back on the field. And the beat down of Nebraska in 2002. I wouldn’t trade any of those memories. And those years make a 7-5 season seem not too bad by comparison.
Save BSD
No.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2010 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Do you ever wonder where Penn State would be without Derrick Williams?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 1, 2010 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Yes.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
If I have time, I may even see if I can do an alternate history timeline.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2010 12:31 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
do we still get the recruiting class that he helped anchor?
by The JuggerNitt on Dec 1, 2010 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
That is a question I don't know how to answer.
I love alternate history but I’d need a lot of sources to figure that one out.
We’d still be decent in 2005 though.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2010 12:39 AM EST up reply actions
I did find something on Wiki.
Sean Lee and Justin King both committed before Derrick. So I don’t know if it would have made a great difference.
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Dec 1, 2010 12:41 AM EST up reply actions
Illinois fans.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 30, 2010 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
for Tamba Hali
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Nov 30, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
I Like Maryland
1) Liquor is cheaper than in PA
2) I love Crabs
3) PSU gets excellent Football Players from this state
4) I can’t think of anything else.
Elizabeth, with Vin Scully, only folks working longer than JoePA at same place!
by joefromboalsburg on Nov 30, 2010 8:33 PM EST reply actions
Offsets
1) Taxes are higher in Maryland. Also, PA soil is great for growing corn. Corn is great for making “corn licker.”
2) Lobster is better.
3) Because they’re tired of living in Maryland.
4) Exactly
At least we're not Michigan since 1855.
Beat some mediocre SEC team or whatever.
by ReadingRambler on Nov 30, 2010 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
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