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M*RYL*ND HATE WEEK


Let's get it started, courtesy of our friends at SpartanTailgate.com

1. Your mascot is a cot-damn turtle
2. You can't pick two colors and stick-to it
3. Your state looks like a big splotch of spooge on the map
4. Baltimore is a cesspool, worse than Detroit
5. You're known for crabs
6. You actually wish you were as "cool" as DC
7. Nike is still better than Under Armor
8. Ray Lewis is a murderer
9. The whole state smells like rotting fish
10. This woman is considered a smokin' hot chick in M*ryl*nd:



11. Like your basketball team, the state is also full of Seamen

 

I'd also like to add the following:

1.  Gary Williams sweats so much, 24-hour Degree can't even protect him for 24 seconds.
2.  Greivis Vasquez still hasn't washed his face.

Discuss.

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