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1. Your mascot is a cot-damn turtle
2. You can't pick two colors and stick-to it
3. Your state looks like a big splotch of spooge on the map
4. Baltimore is a cesspool, worse than Detroit
5. You're known for crabs
6. You actually wish you were as "cool" as DC
7. Nike is still better than Under Armor
8. Ray Lewis is a murderer
9. The whole state smells like rotting fish
10. This woman is considered a smokin' hot chick in M*ryl*nd:
11. Like your basketball team, the state is also full of Seamen
I'd also like to add the following:
1. Gary Williams sweats so much, 24-hour Degree can't even protect him for 24 seconds.
2. Greivis Vasquez still hasn't washed his face.
Discuss.



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