So... I'm really busy, and I have a ton of work to do... why not waste time on an open thread?  But not just ANY open thread, 

No, this is the MAACO Bowl open thread!  Penn State implications to this game?  Isn't it obvious?

Well... I'm told that Chris Petersen might announce tonight that he's going to jump from Boise State to serve as the head-coach-in-waiting at Penn State... he's an offensive minded guy, but I'm also told that he'll possibly be serving as the Defensive Coordinator as Tom Bradley and Vanderlinden (as one unit) is going to coach the PSU Men's basketball team, and Larry Johnson is on his way to become the Willard Preacher in waiting.

Think that's seventy-five words yet?  Or should I go post some random excerpt from some Thomas Hardy poem?

I'm going to go with that's already 75 words... hopefully I'm right.