How to earn the ire of a Wisconsin fan, via The Sporting News
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 6:26 PM EST
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Terrelle Pryor says he would 'dominate college football' in a spread offense
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Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor says he would "dominate" college football if he played in a spread offense.
"I'll put it like this: You put me in any of their offenses — any of them — and I'd dominate," the junior told the newspaper. "I'd dominate the nation. What those guys do, that's what they're supposed to do in their offense.
"They carry the ball 30 times a game. I carry the ball maybe five times. There are times I didn't even run the ball in a game. You put me in any of their offenses, where I can run the ball and have a choice to throw, I would dominate college football."
Pryor, who entered Ohio State amid much hype in 2008, was not named to the first or second team of either of the All-Big Ten teams (one selected by coaches, one by the media). But he is a finalist for the Tribune Silver Football, awarded annually to the Big Ten's best player.
"We could have done better, but I'm 30-4," Pryor said of his time with Ohio State. "I want nothing else but to win. If I was having a lot of stats and I was losing, I would really be kind of mad. My competitive nature wants just to win, by any means. By any means, win. That's all I really care about, to tell you the truth, man."
Pryor made the comments to the Chicago Tribune when asked about the attention given to players like Auburn's Cam Newton and Michigan's Denard Robinson.
Key points:
Pryor thinks he would be great in a spread offense.
Pryor thinks he would dominate the nation in said offense.
Pryor thinks he could have done better, then points to his 30-4 record as a starter. Great, but I can smell the ego from several hundred miles away. It stinks.
Discuss.
Pryor getting sacked by Jack Crawford, according to caption...
Pryor WAS sacked by J.J. Watt on this play.
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I think it depends
on whether Pryor goes to an Elite Spread Offense.
But only 9 out of every 10 times, right?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing more fearsome to an elite spread offense than
an elite kick to the junk.
by MainLion on Dec 9, 2010 6:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ouch.
At the same time, I wonder what Pentimental could do with that…
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 6:54 PM EST up reply actions
It barely depends.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
As in barely stealing from you, barely stealing from me?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Or barely fumbling.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
Or barely throwing an interception
actually, I’m not certain he knows who’s on his team and who’s not. Had Wisconsin players been just a TINY bit faster to the ball in 2009, I think we’d have kept that game a defensive shootout considering how badly Pryor was winging it downfield (that is, when he wasn’t eating turf every other play).
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
So you're saying he armpunts?
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
Basically.
He’d be an All-American punter, that’s for certain.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Everybody does
Barely fumbles, throws picks, arm punts in key Big Ten games, says stupid things before and after the game.
That should be your sig lol
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
You'll notice NCAA has no letter for the incompetence within...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 12, 2010 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be mad if I was the coach/Offensive player at OSU
The reason he is 30-4 is not him…he is a decent QB…will stink in nfl…
Can’t wait to see his wonderlink scores
Hire Mike Pettine Jr!!!!!!!!
Hey
He’ll have to REALLY try to beat Vince Young on that one.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I'll laugh
if he makes VY’s score look GOOD.
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This seems like a good time to hijack this thing.
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That's why this exists!
Have fun!
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
Ice Cream.
Go.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
Peachy Paterno.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
Bacon Ice Cream?
My stomach just cringed. Can’t handle THAT much epicness.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Cherry Garcia
cherry vanilla + chocolate chips. And Ben & Jerry learned ice cream making from PSU. Total win.
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
I have never had said flavor.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
RUN to the store. Right now! Run!!
Report back on the cherry garcia.
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
I personally like the Butter Brickle
but I could go for some Cherry Garcia in a pinch.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
WTH is Butter Brickle?
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Toffee flavored ice cream
with little toffee pieces in it. Pretty good, IMO.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Strawberry.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Oh Pryor
Is it possible to get a negative on the Wonderlic?
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Pryor will put that to the test
as will Cam Newton…
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Did you see his press conf?
I haven’t but apparently it’s brutal. If Auburn didn’t pay him, somebody probably took his admissions test for him.
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I just like making fun of him
because I know I’ll get a response from you :)
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Now that we know he speak in the third person
Is there anything else to say?
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Yeah.
He did wrong and he’s going to be punished. Not this year, but in a few years. And then I’m going to look like a genius. Or a fool.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
They'll play the MNC
and the ratings will be big. Auburn, Oregon, and the NCAA will all collect their monies and then in a month Auburn will have to vacate their wins. Everybody gets rich and the only people that lose are TCU who nobody cares about anyways.
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I'm pretty sure anyone who believes in integrity loses somehow.
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Couldn't agree more
Although, college athletics and integrity are quickly becoming mutually exclusive.
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We've already lost.
Won’t have to wait for Aubrun to vacate anything for it.
"I don’t spend a lot of time dwelling on the negative. I believe that having a good, peaceful mind is the basic premise for a good life."
by Adam Collyer on Dec 9, 2010 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Uhaul
You’re a lawyer right? Next time you’re in court, you should try speaking in 3rd person. I’ll give it a shot at work myself. I bet it does wonders for my career trajectory.
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OBJECTION
“Your Honor, Uhaul knows opposing counsel is assuming facts not in evidence.”
“Mr. Smith, on January 25th, did you not tell Uhaul that the plaintiff admitted she was fired for cause? Would you like Uhaul to read your deposition testimony back to you?”
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Hey boss, you got a minute?
jman would like to speak to you about a raise. He feels like he has been working above and beyond his pay level. Jman has completed all tasks assigned and has done well designing various structures around the area. What’s that? Jman doesn’t need to come back to work on Monday? Ok, jman will see you later.
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by jman07 on Dec 9, 2010 9:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
Brilliant.
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Jimmy likes Elaine
Joe Paterno - Keeping the "College" in College Football
by letsgopsu on Dec 9, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Jimmy may have a torn labrum...
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
I wonder what third person dating would be like.
Hey baby, Uhaul’s going to wine & dine you. Don’t you worry, he has been thinking of you all day. I’ve got a feeling Uhaul has something special planned for you back at the hacienda. Oh yeah. He thinks it’s business time.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
You almost made me spit Diet Coke all over my laptop.
I don’t think that’s the best way to pick up a woman.
Save BSD
But...
This is.
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
O.M.G
Wow. That guy is SOOOOOO proud of himself. You can just see he can’t wait to “enlighten” the viewer.
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I think he's subcommunicating
that he’s a total dork. That’s about as bad as y’all’s 3rd person dating lines (or maybe worse).
Save BSD
It's proof that virgins exist.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
When he says
“it may or may not work”..do you think he’s referring to getting maced? Because I think that’s what would happen if you act like that.
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YOU are ADORABLE.
I want to meet you. What’s your name?
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
I can't stop watching this guy.
He’s a trainwreck of epic proportions.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Did you notice on the side
under similar videos, there are a ton of dating tips and then one is Cookie Monster singing? Which one of these don’t belong?
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Did you check out his other videos?
I’m damn near in tears.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Yes!
We’ve found buried treasure.
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
For the masses...
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
It is time, to stop focusing on what you are not
and start focusing on what you want.
WTH does that even mean?
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Just seems poorly worded
Should have went with, don’t focus on what you are not and start focusing on what you are.
Maybe I should try his techniques, I mean, I am single after all. So my way isn’t working haha
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Situational, Opinion or Direct
Choose your weapon!
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Hold up
This guy has a book.
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Do you think this was that guy as a kid?
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by jman07 on Dec 9, 2010 9:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Drum Roll.
Found his website.
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-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
I think now is as good a time as any
for this. Carlin on self-help
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How to quickly and effectively
get pepper spray out of your eyes
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OK... so you realize that you folks
ran this guy COMPLETELY OFF YOUTUBE?
and on his website…. the videos are all disabled… as is the blog and his community page?
I don’t think I’ve ever been so proud of people… tears up
JoePa – coaching PSU 140 Characters at a time
Are you serious?
Frankly, that is amazing if so.
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I'm not sure if I should
feel bad or proud? Bad because, now fellow BSD’ers will be robbed of comedic gold. It was a 9 out of 10 on the unintentional comedy scale.
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You mean
“Hey, those boots make you look like you’re in a motorcycle gang” isn’t going to score me chicas? There goes my weekend.
Everything looks more important when written in gray italics.
That's a shame
Just picture a tall dorky fellow, with slicked back hair, dressed like Miami Vice Don Johnson and giving you tips on how to pick up women.
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That actually is sad.
He was trying to help Christian men learn how to pick up women, but he was pretty dorky. I feel bad for him, though. I didn’t think it was right for people to be ridiculing him on his youtube page.
Save BSD
May not be
the best, but it is a best.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
Hahahaha. Love. It.
Jman just wanted to tell you, you have beautiful eyes. Aww, you’re getting out your phone? Does that mean you’re going to give jman your digits?
Oh, you’re calling the police? Well. Jman thinks he’ll be moving along now.
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Come on, Baby.
Jman believes you’re beautifully fertile. He can turn that frown upside down.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
No.
It’s absurd…that’s why I said it.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
If you're going to go down
go down in flames. Make it memorable. Bet you if a guy said that to you, you’d never forget it haha
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Would the rose keep you around?
;)
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
A guy saying that should probably also rock a rose in his teeth.
At least for my amusement.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Like this?
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by jman07 on Dec 9, 2010 9:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahaha
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
-Auburn-USC Sig Bet Debt Repaid
Do they HAVE an ACT score?
And, more importantly, does the person in question have to take it, or can someone else take it FOR them?
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
If a recruit can get a couple hundred thou
and nobody knows about it, I’m pretty sure somebody can take ACT tests for them too.
2010 PSU Football: You do not and will not understand it
Derrick Rose'd
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Memphis
stripped of a loss in the national championship game.
And a heartrending loss it was…
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"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
60% of the time
Pryor would dominate in a spread offense every time.
Pryor wanted a pro-style offense. Now he claims that it is not showcasing his ability? Well, that is his fault for a) choosing it and b) not developing.
Someone call the whaaaaaaaaaaambulance.
Which is better
Custard or George Custer?
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
Custard
Custer got slaughtered for a refusal to listen to his scouts, and the ability of Terrelle Pryor to scramble INTO pressure rather than away from it.
Wait, WHAT?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
Depends
What flavor and is he fighting Confederates or Indians?
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Boot to the head!
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Carimi has won the Outland Trophy.
I…expected this. That man was amazing; he went up against Heyward, Clayborn, and Kerrigan in 3 consecutive weeks and allowed just 1 sack. Guess who got it?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:08 PM EST reply actions
Pryor on defense
would suffer a torn ego in about 5 seconds after Larimore told him to stop giving the TE a 15 yard cushion on 3rd and short…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
You mean slants would eat that up?
If only Tom Bradley knew this. Quick get him on the phone!
2010 PSU Football: You do not and will not understand it
The one sack was Kerrigan, right?
Although I think Clayborn forced a Tolzien fumble.
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
9 times out of ten
Custer would have won at Little Big Horn.
Sarcastradamus!
Snide predictions since 2010!
I'm going to assume you're joking.
B/c that just ain’t true.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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What? With that division of forces? Yeah, right.
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2010 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Custer barely lost
He barely had not enough men and he barely had an awful plan of attack.
2010 PSU Football: You do not and will not understand it
Barely lost?
He lost every man. His opposition came nowhere close to losing every warrior.
He barely lost in the same way Newtons are barely cheaters.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Pryor has thrown 3 INTs against Wisconsin, 1 in each of his 3 games
as in barely throwing an interception.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
Custer stole from you, stole from me
kills people, etc. etc. etc.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
There's a meme you don't know about...
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by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Meme'd?
The horror!
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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There was some loser Ohio State blogger who said Penn State was lame because Ohio State "barely" lost in 2008.
"Welcome to the PSU Salvation Army. I've never been associated with a defense so nice about giving touchdowns away." - Coach Fry, modified
by ReadingRambler on Dec 9, 2010 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha
That’s freaking fantastic.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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How about that 31-18 asskicking Wisconsin gave Ohio State?
I seriously wonder what he said then…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Fumbling's pretty much a strict liability offense.
You either did it or you didn’t.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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See 2007 Oregon Ducks, final play against Cal
fumble through endzone, TOUCHBACK. Ballgame.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
So what?
Penn State “barely” defeated Ohio State in 2001.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I suggest getting a notebook to keep track
of all the BSD memes. They’re quite a few of them. Many of them aren’t elite however, when compared to their Va Tech or Oklahoma counterparts..
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Some words: Skins4Ever threads
your life will not be the same after reading them…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
9 out of every 10 times...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
That's why you should always lurk for four years beforehand like I did.
Otherwise you get meme’d.
Nevermind.
I’m clearly railing against sarcasm. DOH!
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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That doesn't even account for the Native American's firepower advantage.
Spencer, Winchester & Henry rifles FTW.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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I went super nerd here.
That’s what I get for taking “Westward Movement in the U.S.” in college.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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"Westward Movement in the U.S"
should be short for “Stealing, Raping, and Pillaging the Native American’s Land and Completely Destroying They’re Societies”
2010 PSU Football: You do not and will not understand it
That's pretty much exactly what it was.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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I know
because I AM Native American. So yeah.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Damn it, Jman.
We missed one.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Missed what, exactly?
Keep in mind, this may be the last time I ever type a response to you with a straight face…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
A Native.
Despite our best oppressive efforts, you’ve made it!
Is there such a thing as a straight faced response on BSD After Dark?
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Good work people
Yet another thread, where people will look at it in the morning and think, “my goodness, what happened here?”
jman out.
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Night, good sir.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Night.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
Gradulations and thanks
Cherry Garcia for everyone!!
"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy"
Press Hop 2, by DJ Steve Porter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffJvDgBrwMI
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions
I love Hal McRae
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Paige is off the hook for tonight.
This was my doing.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Off the hook?
or Off the books?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
We all did that.
so no blame can be assigned.
LONG LIVE SACRED BSD- (gets shot)
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:24 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks :o)
I feel too bad to instigate, but not to participate. Funny thing is I keep sneezing and everytime I sneeze I hear what sounds like a chime in my right ear. Is that crazy or what?
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Ringing in the ears?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
I have no ringing.
But my back is killing me from using some ski machine at the gym tonight.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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I'm thinking the latter.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Yes, ma'am.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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That's the second night in a row a thread has done this.
Interestingly enough, it seems to feature the same few people.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
it would be sad if it wasn't true.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
I'm bad.
I admit it.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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I'm stuck rewriting it.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
Damn.
I know what that’s like…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's a pretty crappy feeling, isn't it?
I was so horrified I couldn’t even cry. My prof. was kind enough to offer an extension, though. I thought I would just have to hand it in late and take a lower grade.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
I'm impressed he/she actually believed your explanation.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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So was I, honestly.
It’s like the dog ate my homework thing. I felt completely stupid saying it and told her I didn’t actually expect an extension or anything. I really just didn’t want to rewrite everything in a few hours and hand in a piece of crap.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
I had a file lock up on me ealier that I hadn't saved yet.
I thought, “Watch me lose this since I was bragging about it last night.” But it popped right back up when I reopened Word.
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DW's laptop is cursed.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Or just ridden with viruses.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
I had to rewrite my Article for WAPS2010 this year.
I was pissed.
Don't get me started on the lunacy of hiring the guy whose team lost to 4-7 Pitt, at home, with arguably the best team in school history, to beat Ohio State. If Pryor goes anywhere but Michigan, the Rich Rodriguez era at Michigan could be turbulent to say the least. January 16, 2008.
My anger was a bit delayed.
The first night I was okay, the second I grew to genuinely resent everyone who was not my roommate.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
And on the third
did you fly into an unstoppable rage?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Nope.
But I still resent a lot of people who don’t deserve resentment and I’ve begun to pour whipped cream directly into my mouth. I think the stress might be getting to me.
"We have the plainest uniforms you can make. We know who we are. We are Penn State, and that's something special."
Interesting look at UF's offense...
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 10:57 PM EST reply actions
Looks to me like they're not all that much worse than last year, but are just much less explosive.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I think that some of the 2010 numbers are inflated
from scores like these:
UF 48, UK 14
UF 34, UGA 31 (OT)
UF 55, Vandy 14
UF 48, Appalachian State 10
In 3 of Florida’s losses, they were held to 7 points or less.
Alabama 31, Florida 6
Florida State 24, Florida 7
Mississippi State 10, Florida 7
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 10, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions
Anyone like the short segment I added to the 07 Badgers wikipedia page?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Wisconsin_Badgers_football_team#Penn_State
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:01 PM EST reply actions
Shameless self promotion!
Just kidding. It was actually pretty good. Are you doing this season by season?
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Sort of.
I just had WAY too much free time at hand. I got really annoyed there was basically nothing for the 09 team (which was a pretty damn good team with the top rush D in a conference that includes Ohio State and Penn State) and added a ton of facts to it.
It’s not like I said anything that wasn’t true…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I like the artistic flare.
Paige's sparking personality is intoxicating; her beauty breathtaking; her intellectual prowess incomprehensible to mortals. Her radiance...her luster...drive men mad. Her omnipotence dangerous, yet alluring. It is her power that ensures gravity remains constant; her genius that inspires. She is not only responsible for the Earth's rotation, but may cure what ails the heart with a glance. I am Paige's pool boy...a serf to her ladyship. I am at her beck and call. I bow to her. I am not worthy. War Eagle.
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Here's what I did for QB4.
The Wisconsin version of QB14…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_Evridge
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
Do you really enjoy torturing yourself like that?
Write about one of the Wisconsin wins (just not against PSU)!
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We had wins under Evr*dge
but they were the really crappy wins that you ignore because The Man Could Not Find His ****ing Receivers.
I swear, Wisconsin owes KJ, Isaac Anderson, and Gilreath another year of eligibility for what they went through on that team. If it served as our 2004 Penn State wakeup call that brought in five years of greatness, I’ll take it, but it’s still a bitter pill that only serves to add to RR and Tressel’s win totals…
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Okay
2009. Look at what I did there.
I “barely” added a ton of stuff to a page that was a graveyard before (literally, all it had was the table at the top of the page!). As in Terrelle Pryor barely fumbled away a game against Penn State.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Wisconsin_Badgers_football_team
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
The good thing is that uwbadgers.com has excellent summaries of the game
and I have a pretty vivid memory of what happened that season.
The opener, against NIU? Incredible. Never expected THAT to happen on the first play of the season. Never.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
This year does worry me.
Should we win in Pasadena, what comes afterward? Does the NFL remain in operation, convincing J.J. Watt to go pro? Does Budmayr have an iota of the leadership capabilities that Tolzien and Stocco displayed? Will Chris Borland ever be healthy again? Will the DB core be able to handle the losses of Niles Brinkley and Jay Valai? And will Curt Phillips ever win the starting position?
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
I honestly couldn't tell you, buddy.
You know far more about Penn State football than I know about Wisconsin football.
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I think a Big Ten title next year would be pretty ****ing amazing. We lose Isaac Anderson, Kyle Jefferson (although the poor kid never got PT after 2007, sigh), David Gilreath, Lance Kendricks, Gabe Carimi, John Moffitt, and Bill Nagy on offense. On defense, St. Jean, Borland, Brinkley, Valai, and Sorensen (not a starter per se, but still a valuable LB backup who could definitely play for any team in the conference and would be an All-SEC selection) are gone, and possibly J.J. Watt and Aaron Henry.
However, Wisconsin always seems to have great depth at OL, and all four of our top running backs form the last two years are back (Brown, Clay, Ball, and White). Along the DL, Wisconsin’d only lose Watt IF he went pro.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:34 PM EST up reply actions
Those losses could hurt,
but it’s great that all your RBs are coming back. How’s your secondary going to be?
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Pretty good, IMO.
Don’t let the media fool you; Chekwa is a piece of **** at CB who shouldn’t have made Honorable Mention All-Big Ten and Antonio Fenelus is the best tackling/coverage corner I have seen since Jamar Fletcher (who Drew Brees has fond memories of, hehe). Fenelus getting snubbed is a travesty; the man ****ing tackled Terrelle Pryor. As in solo tackled him, and Fenelus is a 5’8" CB. And Fenelus grabbed 4 INTs, forced a fumble, and had 2 fumble recoveries. And I can’t forget his pick six against Purdue…
Devin Smith is a decent cover CB, but he has GOT to stop playing ten yards off the line on 3rd and short. He just drives me crazy. If there’s a name that’s going to be heard after a 30 yard gain by an opposing receiver on a deep fly route, it’s Devin Smith…
Aaron Henry is a superb tackler and ballhawk; very much a big play S and probably the fastest player on the team.
As far as the other safety spot goes…I don’t know. Valai was unnoticed but a soild, hard-hitting S who knocked Dane Sanzenbacher the **** out of the 08 game, and recorded an INT in his final home game at Wisconsin.
Wisconsin, Big Ten Champions for the first time since 1999...
"What's your formula for the corner?" -Doctor Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:42 PM EST up reply actions
You, my friend, are officially bored.
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Well, I think it's time for me to go to bed.
Maybe if I get some sleep, I’ll feel better in the morning. Have a great night!
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Think I'll turn in as well
Gotta work tomorrow.
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by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Dec 9, 2010 11:50 PM EST up reply actions
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