Top Ten Signs You're Addicted to BSD
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 9:25 AM EST
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10. You barely check the site during work hours.
9. You understood the double entendre of #10.
8. You find nothing grammatically incorrect with the following statement: Pryor is a doucheabag.
7. If I told you that a BSD member recently went on a rant about WW2, and gave you three guesses to figure out who that member was, you'd only need one guess.
6. You adhere to the code: Bacon > Unit > Corps > God > Country
5. A Pentimental FanShot gets you physically excited.
4. You know jesse.'s dog, even if you don't know jesse.
3. You tried it, and it sucked.
2. You not only know who they are, but you are strangely intrigued by the BSDivas.
And the number one sign that you are addicted to BSD:
1. You have installed a grotto in your back yard and your name is NOT Mike.
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- Something about “Everybody does…”
- A Skins4ever reference
- FIRE ED!
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
good decisions, all three
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
I tried this post and it sucked.
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 10:00 AM EST up reply actions
No, actually, you should be crying.
I’m clearly superior, because I spend so much time here (as NittanyBadger hath described).
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Superiority is not correlated with time spent on BSD. You do appear to spend a lot of time on BSD, as evidenced by the comment volume. However, I’m clearly superior because I am. Black bears. FACT.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 10:29 AM EST up reply actions
You're a baby.
Babies suck.
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
You need to run make_more_sense.exe
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 12:24 PM EST up reply actions
Ha! Babies can't compute real logic!
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
You're al Qaieda.
There. Rambler logic’d!
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
You can't spell.
Fact’d!
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
That's a false statement.
I spell good.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
nice use of hath
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
so SUCK IT
forgot to add that to your post, jesse.
We are gonna shock them with 5,000 mega watts of raw ROO POWER.
Bacon > Zug > Everybody does... > BSDivas > Too Country
Better?
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
I would not want to be you when the BSDivas see this
by The JuggerNitt on Feb 10, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Bacon > Zug > BSDivas > Everybody does... > Too Country
Fixed it.
"Is that right?" Joe answered. "That’s not a problem. But you’ve got a problem. You don’t relate to me. And that’s a big problem."
The funny thing about this hierarchy was that it was a "A Few Good Men" joke, and no one commented on it.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 11:33 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you...
We want you on that wall….we NEED you on that wall
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
I got the reference...
just thought it was so obvious as to not need comment.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
by Esteban d' Amur on Feb 11, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa and bacon (Afterall, Iowa has more pigs than humans...) > BSDivas > Zug > Everybody does... > CLARK FIST PUMP
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 11:48 AM EST reply actions
Iowa has more pigs than humans?
That isn’t a nice thing to say about the BHGPdivas
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
As far as I know, there's only like one.
I only remember her because she logged in to her husband’s account and caused trouble.
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Do the priests of Lord Boone find that to be grounds for an annulment?
I would think so. If my wife messed with my BSD account, I’d have to kill it and find a new screen name, then be really careful to never give away my association with the old name. Or maybe just get a lobotomy and go to another blog.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
If my wife messed with my BSD account, I’d have to kill it
Does it = your BSD account, or your wife, cause one is an acceptable response, the other is, well, you know.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 6:00 PM EST up reply actions
The acceptable one, then.
Whichever that is.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
wives are replaceable
there is only one BSD
by The JuggerNitt on Feb 11, 2010 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
I was leaning toward..
if your wife says that a woman moved in next door ur immediate reaction is “She sounds Hot”
Because it's a Bowl Game!!
-My wife when asked why she didn't tell me she was having contractions Jan. 1 2007
Really, the list should have been 20+ items long.
More I left out include:
- Zug
- Chicken cosmos
- the abundance of lawyers
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, chicken cosmo…now I’m all wistful.
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Feb 10, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
So what does that make me, considering I know nine and possibly all of them?
BHGP’s version of Rambler?
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
No, you have to start annoying people at BHGP by constantly trumpeting your new bandwagon team - Penn State.
Then you’re BHGP’s version of Rambler.
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
THIS
Also, an unhealthy infatuation with an at-least-decades-old war would help. How are you on your Spanish-American War knowledge? If not, I think Viet Nam is still available, even if it wasn’t technically a war.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
This won't happen either.
The most I’ve ever researched into any war was back when I was in high school and wrote a history paper on “Stormin’” Norman Schwarzkopf.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
well, I suppose it doesn't need to be a war
just something old and obscure to the general publc
by The JuggerNitt on Feb 10, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, indeed
I freakin love BSD stories of one’s own ass getting kicked. PSUtopia’s forever my hero.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
This I must know about.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
This way in >>>>
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Wow. I forgot I was the catalyst for that story.
Self +1.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
Wow.
That was one hell of a recap. Definately tops.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 11, 2010 12:42 PM EST up reply actions
I really did look for that tooth on the South Side.
Never found it. Kind of like that big blue diamond in Titanic.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 6:01 PM EST up reply actions
With all that full-on gyro amazingness attached to it
The rats prolly scooped it up but quick.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
No. You don't leave the gyro amazingness on the tooth.
It goes down, or you eat it again. You bust a tooth with gyro on it? Pick the tooth up and either eat it, or lick it clean.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
Ok
We’ll revisit this next time you say ‘dude, watch it’ (or ‘sack up and stab me’, if you’ve really got a set), and find yourself the recipient of a knuckle sandwich and the very real possibility of an imminent beatdown. Get yourself in this sitch and report back to us on your pursuit of gyro amazingness on that extracted tooth.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Well not right away, duh.
You go back the next day and extract the deliciousness that is Mike and Tony’s off the tooth. Savor the flavor, friendo.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 11, 2010 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
Yes, I did this
I’m just glad it wasn’t snowing then.
I woulda found it anyway though. JUS SAYIN
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
Also, a part I left out
I went to a Pitt “tailgate” that day with PSU gear on and tried to get into it with people. No dice. Evidence that they don’t give a F either.
Wait for it……
I tried it and it sucked.
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
i already snatched it up
mashed it into a ton of tiny pieces, and now its my favorite gyro topping
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
I've been working
on getting other teeth/bones/eyes/livers knocked out since
"He's a beast. But so am I. So let the beasting begin."
Are you the result
of an alcohol-fueled, collegiate sexual romp a generation ago?
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Feb 10, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
It's not unhealthy, you baby.
I guess all young people should be like Fugi; Disney channel fun time!
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Its unhealthy.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions
And you give no reason to back this up.
But I’ll take your word for it. Truly, a hunger to study the history of mankind is “unhealthy”.
"I AM A DIEHARD REDSKINS FAN, CAPS, LEAFS, AND I LOVE WATCHING TENNIS. SO WHATS THE BIG DEAL"
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
As long as you can admit it; that's really the first step.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
I'm more of the "Saved By The Bell" generation.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
domt knock inanee history chief
san juan hill is bogus it was kettle hill
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter --COL Sherman T Potter
by psu in the w-b on Feb 10, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
and yes spelling is overated LOL
Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter --COL Sherman T Potter
by psu in the w-b on Feb 10, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Also
your about 22,400 posts light. Seriously.
Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.
I won't ever hit that mark.
I know I don’t spend enough quality time on the interwebs to make that happen.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Are you cute? Are you a robot?
sry, i been drinking.
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
twitter: @princessblueezy
I tend to believe I am, and last time I checked , my intelligence wasn't artificial.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 3:33 PM EST up reply actions
You wouldn't hook up with an Iowa fan, would you?
Would you?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Why not?
We rake in millions with our corn crops and pig farms.
Oh, and I have nothing to do with either of those 2 things.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
Question:
Which corn is the best corn?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
Grizley Bear!
The answer is always Grizley Bear!
Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.
No.
jst harmless flirting
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
twitter: @princessblueezy
I'm a big flirter as well.
So feel free.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
You care too much.
What year did you graduate from PSU btw?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State."
- Cris Carter, NFL Draft, 4/25/09
twitter: @princessblueezy
I didn't go to PSU.
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
It's ok Rambler.
The world won’t come to an end because of it.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions
Peaches and Cream sweet corn.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
rely FAIL.
Meant for Rambler
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry, the response is 10 times better when it is out of context.
by VVeRPennState on Feb 10, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
Actually, I just assumed he was starting a "Top Ten signs you're addicted to BHGP" list.
10. Peaches and Cream sweet corn.
9. ReadingRambler.
8. Bread and Butter corn.
7. Stanzi.
6. Bacon.
5. Ferentz.
4. J. Lehman.
3. Caucus.
2. Bathroom sex at the Metrodome.
1. Ruin Penn State’s season.
Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater
Actually, #4 should read
Leman/Stanzi 2012
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
And #1 should read
Ruin Penn State’s seasons in any men’s sport, cause we were technically slated for the last spot in men’s basketball.
"You don't become a Hawkeye fan, You're born with Black and Gold in your veins." - Me
by BStylin Hawkye on Feb 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
Make that plural: seasons.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Feb 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
What the hell do you frowny face?
I wonder whatever happened to Buggy…?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 10, 2010 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
Someone contact him using…um…whatever them Amish types use.
Sometimes I write here- www.thegallyblog.com
by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on Feb 11, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
Pigeons?
"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno
by ReadingRambler on Feb 11, 2010 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
BubRub and Mike Tyson flip pigeons
Buggy’s people use old men with long beards, who walk to your house and knock on your door.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Smoke signals?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 11, 2010 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
I'm on this site every day
I read pretty much everything. I post semi-regularly. And somehow I completely missed the grotto thing. I get the first 9 (barely), but can someone fill me in on that one?
No.
Search it. Report back.
'People are about as happy as they decide they want to be'
by Pete the Streak on Feb 10, 2010 7:19 PM EST up reply actions
First thing that shows up
Is a preview of the 2006 Notre Dame game. I had the one and only comment. I was on the BSD wagon before most of you whipper snappers.
Wow.
I’ll let BSD or PSUWifey fill you in. Don’t hold your breath.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
You can't put links in the titles of comments
They don’t work.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
This wasn't where the grotto thing started was it?
You’re just pointing out an example?
by PSUisMyHeart on Feb 10, 2010 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
It's the whole package (no pun intended)
The jorts have appeared elsewhere, as have the people involved, but when they all get together, its short of magical.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 10, 2010 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Very good list Junny.
No Arm Punts?
Never mistake effort for achievement.
by Esteban d' Amur on Feb 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST reply actions
Ahh
Even more stuff that should have been inserted (giggity). Although I thought the Pentimental Fan Shot item covered the photoshop arena.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 11, 2010 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
here's my proposed alignment
right now assuming we go to 14 teams, bringing in Texas, TAMU, and someone like Rutgers or Pitt or other Eastern School.
East
Penn State
Other Eastern School (Rutgers/Pitt/Syracuse)
Michigan State
Purdue
Indiana
Northwestern
West
Texas
TAMU
Wisky
Iowa
Minnesota
Illinois
Doucheabags
OSU
Michigan
The winners from the East and West will play in the conference championship game. OSU and Michigan will play all 12 of their games against each other, and then play a sub-conference championship game, also against each other.
This way “The Game” is on virtually every week of the college football season. With luck, they can be relegated to the BTN2, which only airs in Ohio and Michigan, despite protests about the coverage map (mainly from people in Ohio and Michigan)
wow, way to reply to the completely wrong thread
congrats to me for accidentally hitting the back button before posting
by The JuggerNitt on Feb 11, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
gradulations to you
for all you said plus gradulating your Self.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Made me laugh
no matter which thread it was on.
by Pentimental on Feb 11, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
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