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Nittany Lion Spotlight: Allison Baver

Allison Baver

In an effort to reach out to the lesser known athletes and persons associated with the athletics program, we here at BSD have decided to model a new feature on the wildly popular "Bart's People" from The Simpsons. While Bart interviewed Cat Ladies and Groundskeepers, we'll try to keep the stories interesting, fresh, and "ripped from the headlines."

With that being said, allow me to introduce you to the first Nittany Lion Spotlight, Olympic Speedskater Allison Baver.

Star-divide

I should have thought of this earlier, but there is an international sports event going on and it just so happens that a Penn State graduate is in the heart of the action. Allison Baver, a Reading, PA native, will be competing in the 2010 Vancouver Olympics on the women's speedskating team. On Saturday, February 20, Allison will compete in the 1500 meter event, with Heats starting at 5:45 pm Pacific time. The following Wednesday, February 24th, Allison will be back on the ice for the 1000 meter event, with Heats starting at 5 pm Pacific time. Allison will also be on the 3000 meter relay team (though I'm not clear on this event, as I tried to watch the trials and there were literally people everywhere), with the event also taking place on Wednesday. Finally (hopefully), next Friday, February 26th, Allison will finish the 1000 meter event, hopefully skating into the finals around 730 pm Pacific time.

Born in Reading, PA in 1980, Allison began her Penn State career in 1998. Having only recently fallen in love with speed skating, Allison took a leave of absence from Penn State to concentrate solely on her skating. She competed in the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Utah before returning to Penn State to earn her degree in Marketing and Management in 2003. If you can't do the math, I'll help you out - in less time that some people take to finish school (Tommy Callahan), Allison not only earned a business degree, but also competed in the Olympics. Throughout the next few years Allison would compete, break world records, sign sponsorship deals with Penske, and be considered for a role on "The Apprentice." She has since earned her MBA from the New York Institute of Technology and resides in Utah where she trains full time as a speed skater.

But how does she earn a living, Junny? There can't be much money in speedskating. True, Casual Penn State Fan, there isn't. Luckily for Allison, she is a knockout, a pure beauty that could make a blind man blush. Ergo, modeling was a natural choice.

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But don't take my word for it, listen to a certain men's magazine that certainly has a following on the BSD boards, which ran a story on Hot US Olympic Athletes:

Any race-day superstitions?
Allison Baver, U.S. speed skater: I keep it simple and wear some cute white panties when I race — can't be any other color. I'm always on the lookout when I'm shopping for new styles, and I have some from Italy and all over the world. I buy an insane amount of white panties — with lace, without lace, various styles. Just gotta be white and a little sexy.

Hoping to one day have her own TV program (that is hopefully better than "The Apprentice"), Allison is a business-minded woman that loves to skate. Being good looking is an added bonus, but to be an Olympian, nonstop training and dedication are required. Only one Penn State graduate has even won a medal at the Winter Olympics, with Kurt Oppelt bringing home Gold in the unforgettable Pairs figure skating routine at the 1956 Games in  Italy. Here's to ending that streak, Allison...go get 'em, Allison! Bring home the gold!

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Only one Penn State graduate has even won a medal at the Winter Olympics, with Kurt Oppelt bringing home Gold in the unforgettable Pairs figure skating routine at the 1956 Games in Italy. Here’s to ending that streak, Allison…go get ’em, Allison! Bring home…

What about Suzie McConnell?

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on Feb 17, 2010 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

*Winter* Olympics

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Only one Penn State graduate has even won a medal at the Winter Olympics

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Screw you both.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on Feb 17, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

New fight song:

Jesse.‘s wrong, jesse’s wrong,
Holy crap jesse.’s wrong

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I was going to post a bitter beer face pic, but then I did a Google image search.

No one needs to see what I just saw.

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Which one?

A couple of them remind me of the time I had to stop for gas in Port Matilda.

"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno

by leeharvey418 on Feb 17, 2010 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So we've had athletes at every single summer olympics?

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on Feb 17, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Check out the big brain on jesse.!

Are you having a Smrt Day today, brother?

Gradulations!

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

No.

PSU had no participants in:
1936 Berlin
1912 Stockholm
1900 Paris
1896 Athens

by Cairo on Feb 17, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice find!

Bring on the women’s speed skating.

by bconway6 on Feb 17, 2010 10:15 AM EST reply actions  

I WOULD TOTALLY SLEEP WITH THAT WOMAN

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

by Roland86 on Feb 17, 2010 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

Who,

this woman?

We are gonna shock them with 5,000 mega watts of raw ROO POWER.

by psuwxman on Feb 17, 2010 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

BOOM!

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

little help

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's great and all

But can she win?

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Cuz that's what Penn State is all about

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Well that and sexy lingere.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on Feb 17, 2010 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Somethin' you wanna tell us?

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't make sense.

Reply fail.

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Funny

Cuz you not getting it, makes total sense.

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

No, you're wrong.

Penn State isn’t all about winning, Mister Kiffin.

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

When sarcasm feels wrong

Call Chris Hanson. It’s one of two things: Writer Fail, or Reader Fail. BSD can make their own call on this one.

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I don't even know how this got started

I blame Junny. And women.

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

And so the fail continues

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Your face is a fail

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

And your mom?

Failtacular for her work on you.

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Iowa > Notre Dame

Fact

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

CFN totally would've gotten my sarcasm

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

That's almost like saying "FireJayPa totally would've gotten my sarcasm"

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

No

It’s like saying CFN is actually still better than you.

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

CFN

Communists fly Northwest

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

READINGRAMBLER

Really
Every
Actual
Day
I
Negatively
Grab
Righteousnes
And
Meanness
Before
Learning
Et
Reading

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

RUTS

Really
David Jones’s underwear
Tastes
Superb

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

jtothep

Just
The
Old
Herpes
Eating
Pepperoni

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently she set a world record in 2006 in the 1000m event.

But I know less than zero about women’s (or men’s) speedskating, other than that one guy was on that dancing show.

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I’D SHARPEN HER SKATE</p

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Well this is going to get real annoying, real quick.

Even for you.

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Attaboy!

You can teach an old droid new tricks. That gumbercules….

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Less than zero's impossible with Knowledge

Well, unless you believe you’re actually misinformed. You don’t have any preconceived notions about the surface actually being onyx or anything do you?

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

DAMN, THAT GIRL IS FINE

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh

She’s got thunder thighs.

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

And that's a bad thing on a torso that tight?

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I have very high standards

And a wife that reads this blog.

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 10:59 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well done

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

I’d be more annoyed by the thunder thighs comment than I would have been by a comment of recognition and appreciation for her obvious good looks.

by PSUgirl on Feb 17, 2010 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

And THERE is every man's conundrum

If I say she’s hot, I’m a pig for lusting after another woman. If I say she’s ugly, my wife’s insecurity makes her ask, “If he thinks she’s ugly, what does he think about ME?”

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

that's why on the internets you don't hit the post button EVER

when talking about the attractiveness of a woman (on a board your wife frequents).

Now if only I could figure out how to not hit the “post” button in real life verbal conversations.

by The JuggerNitt on Feb 17, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

You just learn

how to say more of those things . . . . on the “inside”.

"the secret to loving your job is having a hobby that you really despise"

by nitwit86 on Feb 17, 2010 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

man the little gems opf wisdom

Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter --COL Sherman T Potter

by psu in the w-b on Feb 17, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The propoer answer is

I can see how some people might think she’s pretty, but she is not my type.

As for her “thunder-thighs”, there is nothing family friendly to be said about them.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on Feb 17, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You were totally thinking

about nutcrackers when you typed that, I know it, you were.

If I were a droid I would have used 92.5 pt font to say that.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Feb 17, 2010 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

/tips his hat

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Genius knows no bounds

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Feb 17, 2010 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

smart

Never insult seven men when all you have is a six shooter --COL Sherman T Potter

by psu in the w-b on Feb 17, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Standards.....

What are standards……I LIKE HER! (My wife doesn’t read BSD, I’m safe!)

Settle it on the field!

by PSUncle1981 on Feb 18, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Well considering that she uses those frequently as a skater

I think its alright.

Its not like she is all vericose and cottage-cheesy

Black Shoes. Basic Blues. No Name. All Game.

by Roland86 on Feb 17, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice work, Jenny

I mean, Junny. Love the esquire link and box quote.

I appreciate the work you’ve been doing to put up some content. Keep it up.

….so to speak.

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 10:42 AM EST reply actions  

I see what you did there.

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 17, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

why you looking at his junk?

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

by psupride on Feb 17, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Couldn't help it

I thought it odd he donned a pair of speedskating tights. Something about ‘research for the article.’

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

So in other words...

She’s smarter, better looking, and more athletic than us. That seems fair.

How doesn’t she have her own TV show yet? I can envision it now. Test # 1, first person to balance the budget while completing the 1000 m gets immunity. Win.

"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."

-Tony Hunt

by Cpiritual27 on Feb 17, 2010 10:51 AM EST reply actions  

My wife went to Wilson with her

She said that the girls picked on her because of her huge legs but the guys didn’t seem to mind them much. You can see why, she’s a pretty girl.

by LionsandBear on Feb 17, 2010 10:54 AM EST reply actions  

So I’m looking at rock videos
Knock kneed bimbos walking like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

So I’m looking at Hawk videos
Knock kneed linemen blocking like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my linemen like Clayborn

"...there'll be some woman, maybe 45 or 50, she'll come up and give me a hug, and I'll give my wife a wink: See? I'm not that old." - Joe Paterno

by ReadingRambler on Feb 17, 2010 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, still one of my favorite videos of all-time!

Anyway, thinking about Wilson, their athletic program is truly impressive. In recent history they’ve produced 2 NFL QBs (Collins & Henne), 1 Olympic medalist swimmer (Kowal), 1 Olympic medalist skater (Baver), and an NFL TE (Gilmore) off the top of my head.

by LionsandBear on Feb 17, 2010 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

Grammy Winner Taylor Swift.

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh all right

So she grew up on the other side of 222.

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Swimmer Kristy Kowal won a silver at the 2000 Sydney summer games in the 200m breaststroke.

by JMFlyer1454 on Feb 17, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

This is just my luck

I graduated Penn State in 1997 and moved to Reading in 1998, the same year she left Reading to go to Penn State.

I think we all see what’s happening here.

by BSD on Feb 17, 2010 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

You was robbed!

Er, you hit the jackpot and still scored PSUWifey?

"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess

by jtothep on Feb 17, 2010 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Would you really want to live in Utah?

Although I have no proof I feel that they do not allow Grottos there

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

by psupride on Feb 17, 2010 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck is a Junny?

Before you respond, let me remind you: Brian Cook called me smug, which makes me the Obama of smugness. I'm basically Smugbama.

by Patrick Vint on Feb 19, 2010 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

Wow.

Stay classy, Iowa.

"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"

by Jeff Junstrom on Feb 22, 2010 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

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