Who knew we'd get so much fun out of this thread? 

Local 717 Forcast:

This storm will be pretty unique, there's actually two fronts, one that moves in tonight, and the other that swings in tomorrow brining with it lots of snow and wind.  The combination of the two give the 717 an expected 10"-20".  On top of 18" from Saturday, that could be up to 28" of snow.  To give you an idea of how the radar will look, here's a simulation:

Yikes.

Rambler would like you to know, that if you want to ride, don't ride the white horse.  Ride the white pony.  Of course by ride he means shovel, and by horse he means 18" of snow.  You get the idea: