Have you seen their class? Zook is supposed to be a great recruiter and he’s signing players who only have offers from Illinois, South Dakota, South Dakota State, etc. Northern Iowa is too good for these players.

And I mean, some coaches could develop these players, but, ummmmm…

I thought GERG was leaving Michigan from the title of the post. You have no idea how relieved I am.

Dude must be as big a douchea as Hey Jenny Slater says he is:

42. Todd Graham
Charges: Graham, you may or may not recall, was the coach who set a new standard for career ADD by ditching Rice after only one season to go to Tulsa — just two days after signing a six-year contract extension with Rice, the negotiations for which he interrupted repeatedly to go to the bathroom so that he could call Tulsa and haggle over terms with them. He’s managed to give Tulsa his undivided attention in the three years since, so good for him, I guess, but he did make minor headlines earlier this season by getting his players to fake injuries on the field to effectively snake a few extra time-outs. Though the gambit didn’t work — Houston scored nine points in the final 21 seconds to win 46-45 — it was the kind of cravenly exploitative move indicative of a man mercenary enough to one day get hired by a desperate BCS-conference program that Graham will then haul to the deepest bowels of NCAA-probation hell.
Exhibit A: Tulsa in Graham’s first two seasons: 21-7 record, average of 44.18 points scored per game. Tulsa in Graham’s most recent season, i.e. after offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn had left for Auburn: 5-7, 29.25 points per game. So there’s a case to be made that he’s not even all that good a coach.
Sentence: Chokes to death on a piece of gristle in a Tulsa rib shack after being ignored repeatedly by waitstaff and fellow customers who find his frantic gesticulations “unconvincing.”