Earlier today I was reading a Fanpost over at BHGP about the return of the Arena Football League and the Iowa Barnstormers.  Living in Milwaukee, I decided to see who would be suiting up for the new Milwaukee Iron team and see if there were any familiar names.  I'm going down the roster without seeing anyone of note.  All of the sudden near the bottom I see at quarterback, standing at 6'4" and weighing in at 232 out of Penn State, none other than Anthony Fucking Morelli.  Wow.  I think I'll just give up hope for that team already...