The return of the AFL (and a Penn State legend)
by ajs1122 on Mar 10, 2010 6:26 PM EST
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...perfect!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 10, 2010 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Meh.
All in the past. Plus his wife is attractive. More than any wife most of us could dream of. Find pictures yourself.
Anyway. What’s Timmy Dwight been doing lately?
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
You say that as if you 1) know what we look like and can gauge what kind of talent we could pull in, and 2) know what our others look like.
I, for one, find my future-wife extremely attractive and would not trade her for Mrs. Morelli.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
well, just by using averages
(you can decide if you want to use the average human, the average american, or the average internet addict here), he is right.
Aren’t you a lawyer? Shouldn’t his “most of us” disclaimer have been enough?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 10, 2010 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
Yea.
But I like giving Rambler a hard time. It’s sort of my thing. But he made broad assumptions, making it easier for me to give him a hard time.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
well, if you are going to follow suit from past discussions
then you need to start posting scantily clad women.
Considering the topic of this “debate” I think you know where you should start.
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 10, 2010 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not taking that bait.
But maybe I’ll start posting pics of other hot, famous TV actresses and saying “Man I’d sleep with her.” That always gets Rambler going.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
he also said 60% of women were whores without sourcing his data
I think he based it on some kind of WW II stat
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
Or some made up stat.
Internet Tough Guy Quarterly is filled with those kinds of stats.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
Jealousy is poison.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
Deflect.
The Rambler motto. It’s not my fault more people see your made up stats.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
wahh wahh wahh made up stats wahh.
You can say whatever you want to, “give Rambler a hard time” = try to raise your post count and get a few recs from passersby.
You’re not so different from me, Junny.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I'm just trying to educate the masses.
For those that haven’t seen your real nature.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
There we go, "the masses"
Communist.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Why do you think 06Lion's post below is green?
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
Give me a minute.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
To see that its green?
Or to come up with a clever excuse that involves a World War 2 weapon and/or general?
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
No, I wanted to change my sig.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
So that you can lie some more?
As long as you perpetuate the stereotype. And that’s why the post below is green.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
Jeez, a guy tries to stick up for poor Morelli and he gets PSUJunny, watchdog esquire all over him.
Goodness.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
You want me to educate them one on one?
Mike hasn’t given me that kind of authority. Yet.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
“Give me the children to teach for four years and I will sow a seed that will never be uprooted.” – PSUJunny05
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:17 PM EST up reply actions
I've never received an HJ.
Rambler.
See, I can do it too.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
That's good.
Good for you.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
I just really wanted to make Stalin my sig.
So thanks.
Also, the post count goes up and up and up and up.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
As much as you want to think
No one really cares about your comment count. But as evidenced by this thread (and the green comment, and letsgopsu’s calling you out on the 60% thing, well, you get the drift…
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:21 PM EST up reply actions
Oooh, my, we're really dropping the bombs.
Wow, some people dislike me (or my online personality behind this handle, whichever you prefer). I am unaware of this.
This “hard time” is quite enjoyable.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
Well you wouldn't be playing along with the "hard time" unless you enjoyed it.
You know, to get that “comment count” up.
You playing along just makes it worth it.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
And I'm still not convinced that you aren't Devon.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
That's a stretch and you know it.
That’s the only thing one could say to really annoy me. I don’t drop constant foul language despite the wishes of mods. I don’t post idiocy like his “Thanks for nothing, Billy Oliver” screed. And I don’t acccuse wrestlers of being homoerotic.
I just wanna forget all of that.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
"I don't drop constant foul language despite the wishes of the mods"?
do the want us all to drop constant foul language, or is this just a wish they have for you?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:26 AM EST up reply actions
To clarify
There was a time when he said something like “F*** Pitt”. That’s not needed and Mike even asked him if it was needed, but it was Devon, so there were always more instances of it
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
"That's a stretch and you know it."
That’s what she said.
"We heard all that talk all week about the SEC and their speed, but we knew personally that they weren't nearly as tough as us."
-Tony Hunt
by Cpiritual27 on Mar 11, 2010 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha hard time.
Hahaha.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
That's because she's a Michigan fan and you have a complex.
I don’t know if “Burning ring of fire” is right here. Maybe if Cairo can photoshop GERG’s head onto Johnny Cash’s head.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
I have a "likes to be in the company of attractive women" complex.
Don’t bring your “My mom only lets me date when her work friends need a date for their daughters prom” bullshit around here.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you guys are kidding around and don't really dislike each other
but your exchanges are certainly entertaining
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
Speak for yourself.
My wife is gorgeous. And she has better taste in men than Mrs. Morelli.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
by 06Lion on Mar 10, 2010 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
BOOM
I tried to say it better. You succeeded.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Sure
but wouldn’t you like to yell at and nag Morelli non-stop?
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 10, 2010 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
not if it meant I had to sleep with him
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
My God
He wasn’t a very good quarterback.
O noes.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
First post was poorly executed, retrospectively. If SBN would add an edit feature, I would edit the wife part.
Here’s the summary of my feelings on Morelli: what do any of us know about the man as a person? I know his father “may” have been a soccer mom type. This is all secondhand. I know he was, you know, not a great quarterback. But time goes on. He hasn’t gotten in any trouble since, and it doesn’t appear that he’s doing nothing with his life. I suppose I’m just tired of the cracks. And, FWIW, I’m guilty of this myself. I won’t deny that.
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." - PSUJunny05
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM EST up reply actions
This? Really?
My wife is 48 and is hotter than this.
by Pentimental on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
See post above.
Damn, I regret the lack of an edit feature.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
is that his wife?
if so, that’s the least flattering pic of her I’ve ever seen.
But I’m sure your wife doesn’t have any unflattering pics, either. In order to prove me wrong, you will have to post every single picture (especially the scantily clad ones)
Also, seriously, does everyone here have a different definition of “most” than me? So far we have 3-4 people claiming their wives are hotter than Morelli’s. That’s still quite a minority (and honestly, if everyone on here claims their wife is as hot or hotter than his, I’m calling shenanigans)
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:33 AM EST up reply actions
I'm with RR on this one
and I wish Morelli all the best. The AFL may even be the league for him, as all he has to do is be ridiculously pass happy.
You don't want to be "with RR on this one"
Because I’m FUBARing everything tonight.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I'm on your'alls side.
We survived it, he survived it, it’s over. I hope he does well.
I know about your diabolical plan.
by KevinHD on Mar 11, 2010 8:28 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
yeah, but the field is only 50 yards...
so unless you’re catching touchdowns in the 13th row…
you know what, eff it. i’m goin deep.
"They stalk their prey to within two or three great leaps and then launch a lightning-fast charge, striking their prey. Victims are most often killed by suffocation with a prolonged bite..."--Hinterland Who's Who
I thought this was a Family Blog?
I see 3 separate curse words up there. For shame.
lol
I re-read that about 3 times looking for the other 2 curse words :-p
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 10, 2010 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
Iowa fans.
Pfft.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 10, 2010 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I thought it was
abuse your sheep and steal your tv for meth money?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
No it's
Sleep with your wife in a public restroom (I mean, literally sleep there for hours) and cook your sheep on the barbie.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 11:52 AM EST up reply actions
We're not Australians...
Although that accent would be pretty sweet if I was picking up girls.
Fuck tOSU
Who knew you could go down from Plum assistant coach
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 8:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I mean really
It’s Peters Township north
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
OH SNAP!! I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
I was actually going to post a derogatory Peters post, but now I’m going to make fun of Bethel Park for the rest of this post.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
Ha. I cant talk.
I went to a mediocre AAA WPIAL school
I'm waiting
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Oh. In that case, I'll make it quick.
The most recent data I could find indicated that PT has a higher SAT score, graduation rate, and reading ability than BP.
We both have a plethora of state champs in numerous sports, so if you want to do that pissing match, I’m game.
However, you keep your extra 1% sales tax and we’ll call it a day. PTHS taught me to be better than that.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, and this, solely for the title of the article.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Boom
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
The redeeming quality of your article
is that it said PT was going for a second title in 4 years. Meaning they had recently won a title. My article made no mention of that, as PT baseball has been pretty awesome for awhile, even putting a major leaguer on the White Sox staff.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
It was epic
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
Everyone says that for the games they were at.
I was there when PT lost the state title to Downingtown. That was an epic game.
But again, we each have state titles. I can quote tennis, field hockey, hockey, lacrosse, soccer, etc. (notice football is absent from that list).
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
We're a swimming dynasty
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 10, 2010 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
I'll take your word for it.
We’re a Pennsylvania History Day dynasty. Trust me.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 10, 2010 11:53 PM EST up reply actions
Soccer does not equal football, especially in Western PA.
Junny wins.
/impartial observer from 717. Please continue the HS trashtalking.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
You're clearly not from Western PA.
Football is god. But soccer is god 1b.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 AM EST up reply actions
Sorry, you still win despite your apparent attempt to forfeit.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
Um
Dude Peters sucks at football and we…well we win games like this, and this.
And most importantly to this discussion, this and this
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Mar 11, 2010 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
That's why I left football off my list.
Peters Township : High School football :: Pittsburgh Pirates : Major League Baseball
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 11, 2010 10:07 AM EST up reply actions
the best response I can have to these 2 posts is
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions
Can he still say "F it, I'm going deep" if the field isn't 100 yards?
by Tailgate Shogun on Mar 10, 2010 9:00 PM EST reply actions
deep is a state of mind
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
ohhh no you just didn't!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 10, 2010 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
by IcersGuy on Mar 10, 2010 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you all have dirty minds
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
by letsgopsu on Mar 11, 2010 10:02 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yes
Bounce it off the net. It can actually be a pretty good strategy if you and the receiver know what you’re doing. You tell me if he can pull that off
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 10, 2010 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Morelli needs no receiver
He’ll throw that ball so hard it’ll bounce back to him.
Of course he isn’t very fast, so that’s not the best strategy, but F it, I’m going deep.
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:42 AM EST up reply actions
Didn't he make some kind of special appearance at the combine?
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
He had been training / getting ready for a few looks...
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 10, 2010 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Just checked their sites, Morelli is the only Penn Stater in the AFL.
Unless you count defensive back Levy Brown. Texas A&M-Kingsville and Carthage have more players in the league.
My favorite team is the Bossier-Shreveport “BattleWings”. My favorite player is this guy from the Tulsa Talons:
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 12:03 AM EST reply actions
what university is Test User supposedly from? is that CU? OU?
personally I figured it would have been FSU
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:40 AM EST up reply actions
Boo red x.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 9:55 AM EST up reply actions
I used to live in Shreveport
And you’ve just doubled the Battlewings’ fan base.
I just drove through Shreveport the other day
and saw the Independence Bowl…I guess I never even knew it was there…I didn’t know anything was there. Is there even a team that plays there regularly?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Geez
The off-season has really taken its toll on BSD posters. I feel like the collective seasonal depression mixed with an abhorrent basketball season has made this quite a shark tank… The B&W game cannot come soon enough it seems.
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
But after the BW game there is another huge void
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
Yes, but it's not as dark as this one.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi will transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Can someone post the "that's racist" kid?
I don’t think I’m allowed to do that to my own comment.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 10:31 AM EST up reply actions
Per request
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
Thank you.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 11:40 AM EST up reply actions
I wonder if he knows he is internet famous
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
I just wonder what it is from
if not for what the kid is saying, it almost looks like it could be Sesame Street
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 11, 2010 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Funny - I thought the same thing a while ago
/ what goes on in Oscar’s Garbage Can…
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
Yea, this one is bad, plus it coincides with winter.
And this winter had been particularly bad and I didn’t get to ski nearly as much as I wanted to. The post BW game void isn’t too bad because I’ll be golfing on the reg.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM EST up reply actions
I firmly believe
It’s a vitamin D deficiency. Unless you live at the equator, in the winter you get less direct sun, less total sunlight, and that depletes your vitamin D.
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
I take vitamin D year-round, which would explain my rationality.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
droid meds?
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
Isn't that where most PSU players go to die?
save for Lavaar Arrington……..
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 15, 2010 5:55 PM EDT reply actions
It is more productive than the “license plate factory” Maurice works in
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
or the beer distributor where KiJana works.....
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 15, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Beer distributor or not, you know what KiJana can do tomorrow?
Go outside.
Milk-a-what?
by Jeff Junstrom on Mar 15, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maurice get's an hour a day, come one now
I’m sure he could sell that championship ring and make more than KiJana does in a year these days.
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 15, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Maurice Clarett wasn't even the best RB in the Big Ten his one year there
but I’m sure LJ would trade the millions he earns a year to trade places with Maurice in a second.
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 16, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions
besides, this makes your argument invalid
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 15, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
meh
I’d rather have the “honor” part of sucess with honor. But’s that’s just me.
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
you're so full of shit
that your eyes are or are turning brown.
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 15, 2010 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember folks.
Ohio State fans don’t respect Penn State, er sorry, State Penn or care about State Penn because State Penn is irrelevant. In fact, they don’t care about State Penn so much that they feel the need to troll on State Penn blogs. Then they feel the need to post back on their little homebase about how irrelevant State Penn is and how Anthony Morelli playing in the AFL somehow proves State Penn’s irrelevance (whilst cracking jokes about “Joe Poo”, natch). Excellent logic there, SouthBayBuckeye. Todd Boeckman was undrafted and is not attached to any team. Thus, Ohio State is irrelevant.
So remember folks. Think before you flag that post. He’s just trying to spread the gospel of State Penn’s irrelevance.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 15, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
+2
One point for each of you.
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The Buckeye blog for everyone!
by Ian_InsideTheShoe on Mar 15, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Todd Beckman scorched your secondary and is not on an NFL team..... excellent logic there
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, if we're going to post things that are mostly detached from anything anyone else has said:
State Penn’s secondary was just as bad in 2008 and yet Jim Tressel didn’t play the quarterback who had scorched that same secondary in 2007 and instead played a freshman scrambler against a fast, disciplined defense……. excellent logic there.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions
with that offensive line it was the best option
Boeckman was getting murdered earlier in the season, and I think that year under center has already paid off.
because I couldn't go for 3...
by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Boeckman got murdered during the USC game. Penn State's defensive line wasn't as good. In fact, they didn't get much pressure on Pryor when he actually passed.
But hey, I know you have to defend Tressel so he’s a better coach than JoeCrappedHisPantsGuy.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Sure, but our o-line was crap that year
I still think that time under center really helped. There’s just no substitute for experience.
He’s a better coach NOW, and that’s all that matters. I’m just glad he didn’t get done like Bowden did this last year, I think he deserves the right to stay as long as he wants, but he had to have been close to being gone before the 2005 season as he ever was….
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a much better head coach now.
He beat Penn State this year. Whoop de do. Anyone with a good defensive line could do that. He beat a great Iowa team. Whoop de do! Oh, without their starting quarterback and with a freshman who still got Iowa to overtime. Nevermind.
You’re gonna hate me saying this, but Tressel is like Joe Paterno in the late 90s: he beats teams that are physically inferior (such as Oregon), loses to teams that are physically superior, and struggles with teams that are about equal. You better hope recruiting keeps up.
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by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
why, what happens in the early 2000s?
I seem to remember canceling the football season for 2 years, starting it back up for one year, getting so mad at Big Ten officiating that we canceled it another 2 years, before finally deciding to give it another go.
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 16, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
PSU didn't beat Iowa and we beat PSU, so I don't really see where you're going with that one.
Tressel has been a better coach since his arrival at OSU.
But “better” is all relative.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"Where I'm going with that one" is quite simple:
Don’t get cocky, kid.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Fine: we beat them you didn't, and then we beat you with "arm punts" in your own house. It's really a black and white matter
Not cocky, just stating a simple and well-known truth.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
First of all, that's racist. Racist.
Second, you didn’t beat us with arm punts. Clark’s completion percentage was in the low 40s. Pryor’s was 5 percent higher. You won because your defense dominated until you could establish a run game.
You sure have an interesting idea of “truths” in Ohio.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that long bomb to posey was garbage.
Daryl Clark is a saaaad panda.
Close: It only counts in horse shoes, hang grenades and penn state football.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
That long bomb was to Posey was a horrible throw. Same as his genius lofted pass to Ballard on a 3rd down against Oregon.
You can keep acting like Ohio State’s defense didn’t win in spite of Pryor, and I can keep smiling and shaking my head.
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by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
doucheabag
come back during football season. you will be barely welcome
everybody does
tell Eziekiel hi
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You're asking an OSU fan
to not be cocky? Seems like a waste of typing.
And with respect to what you said earlier, it’s not that they don’t respect PSU. They don’t respect anybody.
It never gets to be easy
by chitownhawkeye on Mar 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
No, they extra super special don't respect PSU because PSU fans have the ARROGANCE!! to assume that Ohio State fans care about Penn State, which is totally false, dude.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I figured they would have put a flag in that ring
since that is the only reason you won didn’t lose that game
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
I find it funny how much trash PSU fans talk about the 2002/3 championship considering they haven't won to or been to one in decades
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
We "talk trash" about it because a) our Miami was the true Evil Miami everyone loves to hate, b) Terry Porter, and c) "Joe Poo" didn't have 30 grand tucked away for DJ Dozier to steal from Shane Conlan.
"Based on my estimates, it appears that Stanzi shall transcend the ages." - Cairo
by ReadingRambler on Mar 16, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
excellent use of quotation marks.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohio States National Championships in the past
1 decade: 1 (2002)
2 decades: 1
3 decades: 1
4 decades: 2 (1970)
Penn State’s National Championships in the past
1 decade: 0
2 decades: 0 (1 if you want to count 1994, which was better than any team OSU has put together for as long as I can remember)
3 decades: 2 (3 if you want to count 1994) (1982, 1986)
4 decades: 2 (4 if you want to count 1994 and 1973)
Undefeated seasons:
OSU in the past
1 decade: 1
2 decades: 1
3 decades: 1
4 decades: 1 (2 if you count a 0 loss, 1 tie season as “undefeated”)
PSU in the past
1 decade: 0 (F you Michigan refs)
2 decades: 1
3 decades: 2
4 decades: 3
OSU 0 and 1 loss teams in the last
1 decade: 2
2 decades: 4 (5 if you count a 1 loss, 1 tie team)
3 decades: 4 (5)
4 decades: 8 (9)
PSU 0 and 1 loss teams in the last
1 decade: 1
2 decades: 2
3 decades: 5
4 decades: 9
But yes, OSU is so clearaly superior to PSU.
Yes, PSU had an unusually bad stretch in from 2000-2004, and yes, that’s now part of our history and record, but outside of that stretch, PSU and OSU have been on the same level. Is your rivalry now and forever dead with Michigan because of the bad stretch they are currently going through? Will their bad stretch forever prevent them from being considered an “elite” school (worthy of such rivals of the mighty Buckeyes)? If/when OSU ever goes through a similar bad stretch (it has happened to pretty much every major program out there), will that discount everything they accomplished before, or since?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 16, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think I drudged any of that up......
and no, every win against TTUN is a great win in my book.
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by SouthBayBuckeye on Mar 16, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Did anyone read the bio?
“helping to guide the Nittany Lions to three bowl games, which included the Orange Bowl, the Outback Bowl and the Alamo Bowl”
With only 20 attempts on the year, only 2 of them coming in the final 10 games of the season, I feel like they may be overstating his contributions to the Orange Bowl team just a tad…
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