Congratulations Jenn Brown (sophomore-economics)!
For providing (1) an awesome quote to the Collegian regarding State Patty's Day and (2) reminding me why I'm hoping we don't have a daughter in August:
Jenn Brown (sophomore-economics) agreed on that point -- and found the show of force a little disingenuous.
"It's completely hypocritical compared to what they do the rest of the year," she said. "People are going to get wasted today regardless of the State Patty's name attached to it."
And indeed, she thought most people were friendlier than usual.
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
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My personal favorite
Jillian Carroll
“It’s school pride that holds State Patty’s Day up,” Carroll said. “You will celebrate if you are a Penn Stater.”
I watched the entire 5th season of “The Office” on Saturday. Am I less of a Penn Stater?
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Depends
were you inviting people, walking in shame, to join you at 9 a.m.?
I know about your diabolical plan.
I was at home
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by fugimaster24 on Mar 2, 2010 10:01 AM EST up reply actions
This is an awkward first sentence
After 10 hours of students vomiting, fighting and throwing snowballs at buses, CATA Director of Operations Sherry Snyder said State Patty’s weekend was the cruelest of her entire career.
Man, people must have been drunk off their asses if they were trying to pick a fight with a bus, and then vomit at the bus.
It's the cruelest form of put-down
I VOMIT IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
by jtothep on Mar 2, 2010 2:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
+1 for making me laugh out loud
Even though it’s “I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!” (yes, go ahead and make fun of me for being a Python nerd, I have quoted that movie with friends so many times, I basically know it by heart)
You’ve got to give the kid props that can projectile vomit at a moving object and hit it.
Now we know where the
walk began!!!. Bing. Bing. Bing.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
Come now
This isn’t the sort of thing we should promote on this site…
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
Really?
I feel completely comfortable with the promotion of mocking this girl for her whorish behavior.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
I direct you to my new signature as to my making a point
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
Reading and Reacting FAIL!
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Quiet you
or I will poo on your front lawn.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Fantastic!
We can have an Excretory-Off. I’ll see your poo and raise you a vomit!
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
-'tot
I’m not sooo sure a vomit trumps a poo every time…
/ cuz, 60% of the time, it works every time – thingy
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
My rationale suggests it’s more about the destination. ohsixlion can poo on my lawn all day. But it won’t hold a candle to my direct vomit shot to his face.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
I hear ya!
I’m guessing that he ‘prolly won’t want to be known as “ohsixlion;” – not so manish! Unlike “NinetyFiveLion!” <<< Now that, muh boyyyee, has teeth!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 4:28 PM EST up reply actions
I am so immature
I’m giggling uncontrollably at this whole exchange about pooping being countered by a vomit shot to the face (which would probably hurt pretty bad if it got in someone’s eyes with the stomach acid and everything)
what if it was projectile pooping?
or he just went all ape-like and started flinging it?
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 4, 2010 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Do these people actually take pride in that?
I mean, seriously, this stuff has been going since the 1700s. Ask Franklin.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 11:44 AM EST up reply actions
I have a feeling that random drunken hookups were going on LONG before Franklin.
However, since I know your style, I’m not going to get into a historical booty call debate with you.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Sure
But I doubt they walked home the next morning proudly flaunting the fact they hooked up with some random guy the night before.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
Depends on who the random guy is, I guess.
Wouldn’t you flaunt having just bagged a Caesar? Or Copernicus?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Or, likely in Jenn Brown's case,
the guy operating the tap at the lacrosse party she went to.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
Oh snap.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
No Caesar.
Roman generals preferred goats. Copernicus was too nerdy.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 12:38 PM EST up reply actions
Bacall.
Hepburn.
Hepburn.
Kelly.
Bergman.
De Havilland.
Leigh.
Streep.
Stanwyck.
Dunaway.
Gardner.
Some woman from some show on UPN or whatever.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
Are you just Googling "Famous Actors and Actresses from the mid to late 20th Century"?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
No. Not even close.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
No, it was as accurate as a Morelli slant pass.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
well, as long as your target was the guy in the wheelchair behind the endzone
then yes, dead on balls accurate
by The JuggerNitt on Mar 2, 2010 2:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Morelli fastball.
"I thought the kid we were using had the potential to be a good quarterback, and I blew that one." - Joseph V. Paterno
Deep Thoughts...by BSD
They say Anthony Morelli can throw a football so hard he can kill a man. If he were going to try to kill me with a football, I would put on a Deon Butler jersey. That way he would always miss me and kill Malcolm Jenkins instead.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Mar 2, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 13 recs
DOH!
DOH
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
arrrrggg!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
Thanks, but
I do not find your red x amusing.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Mar 2, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
...me neither...
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 5:34 PM EST up reply actions
FTW
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 6:11 PM EST up reply actions
If only Jenkins didn't have hands
he’d probably be on the ground dead with a football lodged half way into his brain cavity.
Word
Tell me you couldn’t get laid dropping your best heliocentric rap and gently alluding that you may have played a part in the founding of modern astronomy.
Who here doubts that Millzners girl is a smokin hottie?
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
I think he Millzy should pony-up a pic of his Philly...
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
while I can't do that
I can say that she did some clothing and hair modeling in the past, if that helps the discussion at all.
"We hugged as grown men do. It was a great moment. Then, it was business as usual." -- LJ Sr.
Fair enough
Mr. jO2thapee wins…or actually, you do, sir; as it were…
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Mar 2, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions
/nods head
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
It may be more like
Where you can meat her.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
by jtothep on Mar 2, 2010 2:10 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
sigh
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
I'd love to say "They invite you because you're a whore".
But I’m anonymous and shouldn’t mock people who use their real names.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
And also because 60% of American women are "Whores" by that definition.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 11:49 AM EST up reply actions
scuse me?
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
So? Not saying you're one of them.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure 60% of American women are whorish enough to talk to a reporter about their walks of shame
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by fugimaster24 on Mar 2, 2010 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
It's called an overstatement.
Learn it, love it, live it.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
She probably has a boyfriend
and was leaving his place to go back and shower up. I doubt she would so openly talk about leaving some random dude’s place.
/not Jenn Brown
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
/stalked -- Her Facebook profile says she's a single lady.
Now I will go hide in shame.
by smashtheguitar on Mar 2, 2010 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Did you friend her
so you can invite her to a rockin party of two?
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
My wife would be pissed, I think.
Also, it appears that she has gained a ton of new friends in the last 48 hours. How odd.
by smashtheguitar on Mar 2, 2010 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, he fiended her
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
haha
Will Sirois (senior-business management) and his band, Down to Funk (DTF), performed at Café 210, 210 W. College Ave., from 2 to 5 p.m. He said the location’s patrons were more energetic from the start and “hardcore the whole time.”
“People were jumping on tables, and they usually don’t,” he said. “It was packed and everyone was sweating like a fat stripper.”
"Stats from the spring," he said when handed the numbers. "I can take those down to the spare bathroom in the house. We can put them to use down there."
- Paul Rhoads
this was my favorite part
But the rowdiness didn’t dissuade a Girl Scout troop from using the day to their benefit.
Kelly Wilkins, of Boalsburg, was out with her daughter and two other members of her troop for a large part of the day, selling cookies on the corner of West College Avenue and Allen Street.
They had no issue with revelers, saying everyone was “generally friendly and tempted to buy cookies.”
“We are not deterred by this day,” Wilkins said. “We wouldn’t have a problem selling cookies again next State Patty’s Day.”
taking advantage of drunkeness for profit. Rock on!!!
"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"
This fills oceans with its awesomeness
Not only undeterred by the revelry, but welcoming its entrepeneurial opportunities.
God bless the Girl Scouts of America.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Girl Scout leaders in all
corners of the country are consulting their calendars and taking note of all University drinking events, jam band festivals and marijuana legalization rallies.
Cute little girls in green uniforms are being dispatched with armed guards to these target markets to peddle their over priced thin mints to the unsuspecting munchily challenged.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Mar 2, 2010 3:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
and plus one
for ‘to peddle their overpriced thin mints to the unsuspecting munchily challenged’
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Holy sh*t they'd make a freaking fortune at a PSU pot rally
I bet they had a stand outside Evans and Koroma’s Nittany apartment last year.
That is hilarious!
This made me come out of my off-season, limited comment, hibernation! Look for Jenn Brown to be running a hedge fund tied into a political sex scandal in 5 years!
"That's why you don't play! 'Cuz you're no good!" -Joe Paterno
What is her reaction when this eventually makes its way back to her?
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Based on her Facebook account
…it seems she said that just to stir things up. And it’s worked. It appears her goal was to make it into the article.
Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.
One day 15 years from now
Her kids will be so proud when they google mom’s name.
Mike
Black Shoe Diaries
by BSD on Mar 2, 2010 5:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
you're a smart man 06lion
glad to see someone can appreciate a goal to get into the paper
Black Shoe Diaries.
Bigger than you know.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
You have basketball in your name so I will use this opportunity to rant.
The Big Ten is a joke. They have a big game between Ohio State and Illinois. A shared title (chortle) is at stake for OSU and Illinois needs to solidify their NCAA resume. So the Big Ten does what? Send in Hightower! Statistically, the teams were almost dead even, but Illinois had 2x or 3x more fouls than Ohio State. Mike Tisdale fouled out of the game for routinely blocking out while moments earlier, Dallas Lauderdale got away with pushing and mugging Tisdale during a FT attempt. Ohio State can reach in to their hearts content and go over the back. Then when Eddy calls a makeup call, Illinois is down by 12 and the game is pretty much over.
I swear that man just flips a coin before certain games and decides he’ll screw over one team.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 2, 2010 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Admit it
You’re aroused when he gets in that low croutch to make a call.
by PennStateBasketball on Mar 3, 2010 7:36 AM EST up reply actions
No, but Bo Ryan does.
"It’s just that, reading through this thread, it appears you’re getting your ass kicked." -jtothep
by ReadingRambler on Mar 3, 2010 9:28 AM EST up reply actions
I was never quoted in the Collegian, sadly.
Not even when I was obviously high on meth and told the reporter I was stumbling back from an Easter leather brunch at Chumley’s. My brother got in the paper twice. Nothing fun.
If it was intentional, a gift for you. Well played.
Twitter: @scrappled
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Mar 2, 2010 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
haha thank you
it’s been a goal to make the paper. i’m sorry your attempts didn’t prove successful
I know a Jenn Brown... different one though
I looked her up just to make sure and I saw the one with the quote in the article. We had 2 mutual friends, one who appears to have known her before all this, and Devon, who added her today
I'm the exact opposite.
For whatever reason, I picture her as a ditz, who said what she said without the brain/mouth filter that normal girls have, yet is a stunner so she’ll eventually go into pharmaceutical sales.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Hey, you're talking about my father's profession now.
Pharmaceutical sales paid for the clothes on my back, food on my table, and my college education! You’ve got people without medical degrees who have to be able to speak the docs’ language and do it well, if they’re going to sell anything.
For the glory
I take it your not a fan of How I Met Your Mother.
The joke was from that show. I have nothing against pharmaceutical salesmen. Especially if they’re like the ones portrayed in the show.
"Have I ever told the story of when I met Miley Cyrus?"
Nope, not a fan.
Sorry I missed the joke.
For the glory
I know this Hose Hound
Her and her friends are usually all over the basketball team haha
For the Glory of Old State
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