Anthony Fera Cited For Attempted Alcohol Purchase
I wouldn't normally have put this up, as this is a minor infraction. Not that I'm condoning illegal activity, but when the perp is our backup kicker/potential kickoff man/potential punter, its news, especially since our punting situation isn't exactly ideal.
I hope Fera likes BWare, as they'll be spending time together in The Doghouse.
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Apropos nothing in particular
but why is it always someone who is supposedly gonna help the Team….and according to recent reports, there is no room left in the Doghouse due to Ware’s refusal (?) to shape-up.
by DerryPharmer on Apr 7, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
rec’d for cleverly placed fat joke.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
But isn't a nice feeling knowing that the DA of State College
isn’t going to try to get him slapped with Attempted Underage Purchase with Intent To Sell With The Intent of Purchasing and Possessing Narcotics? (I’m not a lawyer, but im guessing that’s a real charge, or at the very least in Madiera’s old playbook for football players)
That's a good point but
The real question is, when is someone going to look for Ray Gricar?
There was just a collegian article on setting up a new force to try to get to the bottom of that
I can’t find it, but I know it was within the last month, and seemed to be a priority of SPM
Has SPM become somewhat standard nomenclature?
Cuz it sounds kinda dirty.
Like dirty hot.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Oh good
I haven’t had a chance to keep up with the collegian as much as I’d like to. Nice to see that it’s becoming a priority again.
Oh and speaking of the collegian they said the following
Police said Fera, 18, was drinking directly from a bottle of Cruzan Mango Rum and was slurring his speech when they found him.
I don’t know what I think about his drink selection, but who am I to judge when I used to drink Bankers Club and Callico Jack
Ugh, I know nothing about Cruzan Mango Rum
but I’ve had enough Bankers Club and Vlady to know I’d rather just drink straight gasoline (and by “enough” I mean the first time I had it I knew I’d rather drink gasoline)
I won’t drink this crap and I’m a girl!
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
by letsgopsu on Apr 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
cruzan mango?
take away this dude’s man card.
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Apr 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a kicker, did he ever have a man card to begin with?
by VVeRPennState on Apr 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just about to post this, then saw your comment.
I strongly second it.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I agree.
But don’t tell me you’ve never gone looking for more booze at 330a and all you could find was some girl’s Boone’s Farm that she left behind from the social you had earlier in the night and you didn’t pound it (the Boone’s Farm) right there.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Buddy
I once left the Saloon at 2AM and proceeded to walk over 1.5 miles to an off campus party to drink Milwaukee’s Best. So I know where he’s coming from. Sometimes the cabinet is empty and you have to keep the buzz alive.
That said, I NEVER drank Boone’s Farm at 3:30AM. Franzia straight from the bag yes, but Boone’s Farm no way. I might be cheap but I’m not trashy
Bag wine saved Spring Break '05.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
it + the girl, if she was still around.
too much for a family blog?
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 8, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Boom.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Underaged
I would drink whatever I could get until I had a unspeakably horrible night after eating some liver and washing it down with a half-bottle of 99 Blackberries Schnapps. I learned to drink responsibly after that; here’s hoping Fera learns how to drink responsibly from this point on too.
ED HAS LOST CONTROL OF THIS TEam oh wait...
We’re doing football now?
Well I think it’s pretty clear Zug is the front runner.
Do you want the mustache on, or off?
Too bad.
Indeed.
Zug is simply removing the competition.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
It'll net us one. The one pointers are the best anyway.
They’re the fun loving, drunk on a park bench kind of points. Should really merit its own sub-award.
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Apr 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm interested to hear what they have to say
about his choice of beverage.
We are gonna shock them with 5,000 mega watts of raw ROO POWER.
I'm familiar with the Fullmer Cup, but don't know where to follow it. And now that Anthony Fera is about to become legend, I'd like to.
Help on the website?
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions
They do a weekly or so update
More, for significantly amazing arrests.
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 8, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Threadjack
The Buccos are 2-0. Best team in baseball.
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
Acceptable threadjack.
BSD Pirates Game Outing Coming Soon!
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions
And this...
This is my 4000th comment.
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
No sir
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Apr 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm with Dawson
Comment count whore
"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."
It's not like I've been racking up cheap ones
I just happened to click on my profile and saw 3999 and felt the need to announce 4000. I think it’s actually the first time I’ve been able to see me crack a new 1000
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
by Adam Bittner on Apr 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
4002.
You’re rolling today.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I think it's actually the first time you've been able to see your crack
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
well done. Try and hit 10,000 by the end of the summer
"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse
I have 4001 comments.
At Black Heart Gold Pants.
Am I Connery to your Trebek?
"You people bring matches for Mikey?"
by ReadingRambler on Apr 8, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions
This just in
Richard Aceto has confirmed that Fera was only drinking b/c he was homesick. Why would we ever recruit from Texas?
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
Richard Aceto confirmed this?
You sure he didn’t confirm that ZOMG FERA WAS DRINKING BECAUSE HE IS SAD THAT ED D. CANNOT COACH A WINNING TEAM AND CURLEY NEEDS TO BE FIRED FOR NOT CARING?
by Tailgate Shogun on Apr 8, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions
This just in.....
The rim of the bottle was rubbed with raw bacon….He da Man !!!!!
If Anthony Fera wants to follow the drunken kicker trail blazed by...
…Sebastian Janikowski and Jeff Reed, I’m 100% in favor of it.
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on Apr 8, 2010 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
Jeff Reed.
Putting fear in bathroom towel dispensers everywhere.
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 8, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I'll bet you are
It gets you this much closer to the starting punter position this fall.
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
I can't wait to hear what you've actually done with Ryan Breen
"We just forgot our pants. Nothing against the team or anything like that." -- take a guess
Its funny seeing how long it takes this news to travel through the internets.
College Football Talk, Today at 8:52 AM
I am guessing it hits ESPN sometime tomorrow.
Man, I hate Deadspin's little poser snarky commenters.
Ugh.
"can your nerd powers explain what this dude is doing in the thread above? I think we’re already defeated"
by ReadingRambler on Apr 9, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
This was funny. I LOL'd.
“Cruzan Mango Rum would have been Ally Sheedy’s poison had her character been male and if The Breakfast Club was gay porn.”
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by Jeff Junstrom on Apr 9, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
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