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I Can Has Rival?

The readers of Iowa's Gazette Online have spoken, and their response:

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Something to think about during the expansion discussion, as Iowa isn't likely to be included in any of Penn State's prospective divisions (although that's not to say they couldn't be).

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I certainly wouldn't object.

Minnesota and Michigan State can play for the Well We Both Can’t Collapse Down The Stretch Shovel or something.

I know about your diabolical plan.

by KevinHD on May 13, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i propose the new

“which team blows its load earliest” game. the trophy can be the bust of jim from american pie

It's like Hank, the rightfielder, is passing the ball on to the next rightfielder, and saying, 'Here it is, kid. Catch it.'"

by jman07 on May 13, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ew

"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse

by letsgopsu on May 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LOL at a shovel.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on May 14, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 100% in favor of a trophy that the losing team has to keep.

It would provide a tremendous spin on the “run to the other team’s sideline and take the trophy back” thing. How much would you enjoy beating Michigan State and then dumping that piece of crap LGT on their sideline? (Not that we’d have ownership of it very often.)

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 13, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That'd be great

except the Land Grant Bowling trophy isn’t nearly sturdy enough to survive that more than sort of abuse

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on May 13, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

If there was ever a trophy the loser should have...

It’s gotta be the Land Grant. That thing is awful. The winning team should get to graffiti it with insults before “presenting” it to the loser.

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on May 14, 2010 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

"How much would you enjoy beating Michigan State and then dumping that piece of crap LGT on their sideline? "

that put a real funny image in my mind

I’m thinking catapult that POS across the field and it hits the gatorade and stuff explodes everywhere, waterboys go runnin’…

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on May 14, 2010 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vote #2

Do any existing trophy games require the loser to keep it?

by bconway6 on May 13, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the divisions would be strictly geographic.

I could easily see teams like Iowa and Nebraska potentially ending up in PSU’s division. Makes a lot of sense, especially given that any Notre Dame inclusion would probably come with a bunch of protected games (Michigan, MSU, Purdue).

Maybe a division with Rutgers, PSU, Ohio State, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Minnesota might work. That would leave Notre Dame, Michigan, Michigan State, Indiana, Northwestern, Purdue, Illinois, and _______ as the other eight. Protect one cross-division rivalry (Sparty/ND for us, OSU-Michigan, etc.) and have another cross-divisional game or two rotating.

Anyway, the point is, I don’t see this being divided on geographic lines regardless of who joins the conference.

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I haven’t heard a consensus about whether OSU/UM fans want to be in the same division or not. There seems to be disagreement about what a rematch would mean for their little Game.

I know about your diabolical plan.

by KevinHD on May 13, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think they even care as long as it's the last game of the year and played annually.

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know...

If the Big ?? can get ND to give up independence, they can get OSU-Mich. to play at some time other than the final game.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on May 14, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why not have rotating divisions?

I know this is pretty revolutionary (no pun indtended) but any static split, be it geographic or whatever will mean PSU would play 5 teams ten times a decade and play 6 teams only fives a decade. Why not reshuffle the teams every two years so you could get a balance and play every team 7-8 times a decade?

I also detest it when the “East/North” champion is 7-1 in conference and the “West/South” champion is 4-4. How about you have a 12-team league with no divisions, and just have the conference champion feature:
a) the two teams with the best conference record, no ties
b) two teams at the top of the standings if their conference record is tied, otherwise
c) something sensible and logical

by Cairo on May 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not really sure how that would work

but it’s the first time I’ve ever heard that suggested and I must admit I’m a bit intrigued by it. I think an every two year shuffle would be too frequent, but the thinking behind the concept is coming from the right place.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not the championship

the reshuffling.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same as it is now, only with more teams rotating on and off the schedule

For example, let’s assume a 16-team league with nine in-conference games.
Furthermore, keep three rivals that you play every year.
In 2014-2015 you play your rivals plus six teams, in 2016-2017 you play your rivals plus the other six teams.

That gets you five games a decade against everybody but your annual rivals. (It’s impossible to play all the other 15 teams more than 6 times a decade without playing more than 9 in-conference games, and that assumes no annual rivals.)

by Aaron PSU on May 13, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think this would really work, as you'd need everyone to be in defined divisions

what I could see happening would be something like this

Split 16 teams up into 4 sub-divisions, somewhat like:
East
PSU
Syracuse
Rutgers
Pitt

North
OSU
Michigan
MSU
Northwestern

West
Wisky
Iowa
Minny
Nebraska

South
Illinois
Missouri
Indiana
Purdue

And then you’d rotate the divisions like so:
Years 1 & 2
Div A: East + North
Div B: West + South

Years 3 & 4
Div A: East + South
Div B: West + North

Years 5 + 6
Div A: East + West
Div B: North + South

And then you repeat it. That means that there are two sets of 4 teams that you only play 2 out of 6 years (and therefore don’t play for 4 year stretches). This could be somewhat alleviated depending on how many conference games you have. With this set up, you’d have 7 intra-divisional games. If we go to 9 conference games (and only 3 non-con games) then you’d have 2 more games to play every year.

So for example, just looking at like PSU’s schedule, it could be something like this:
Year 1: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, OSU, Michigan, MSU, Northwestern, Wisky, Illinois

Year 2: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, OSU, Michigan, MSU, Northwestern, Iowa, Missouri

Year 3: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, Illinois, Missouri, Indiana, Purdue, Minny, OSU

Year 4: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, Illinois, Missouri, Indiana, Purdue, Nebraska, Michigan

Year 5: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, Wisky, Iowa, Minny, Nebraska, MSU, Indiana

Year 6: Rutgers, Syracuse, Pitt, Wisky, Iowa, Minny, Nebraska, Northwestern, Purdue

So now we’d play every non-subdivisional team in the conference 3 times out of every 6 years. Heck, they don’t even have to pair up the conferences in back to back years, as long as they keep the model rotating like I outlined above (though obviously slightly difference non-divisional matchup rotations for each team).

The only problem I see with something like this would be that for the non-divisional games (the extra 2 each year), it wouldn’t be a home and home series for the 6 year period (though over a 12 year period it would even out). You’d still be guaranteed to see that team in your stadium at least once every 6 years, and at least three times every 12 years, so I think (but haven’t checked it out) it could be worked out so that every 4-year class would be able to see every conference opponent at home at least once. Still, that isn’t even necessarily guaranteed now. Like we played @ Michigan in 2002, then didn’t play 2003 or 2004, and then played @ Michigan in 2005.

by The JuggerNitt on May 14, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I said this in a previous post

I don’t see Iowa as a rival.

Yeah, they beat us in a couple of big games, but outside of that, there’s really nothing to get my blood boiling about them.

I also like playing Sparty the last week of the season and being able to relax somewhat while the chaos ensues around us.

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

But knowing that you're not going to get Michigan OR Ohio State as your last game

Iowa could be a more interesting “rival” than MSU. Personally, I’m with you on the “no” side of things, as I value the tradition of Iowa’s two conference “trophy” rivals (UW, Minn.) but it wouldn’t be the worst thing to ever happen.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No I'd be ok with it

But I like things the way they are now.

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 13, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The weird thing for Iowa fans

is that although we have long, competitive rivalries with Minnesota and Wisconsin, just about every Hawkeye (myself included) would instantly want Nebraska as our “rival” if they were to join. Is there a non-con team that Penn Staters dream about having as their yearly rival (and I know it won’t be Pitt for most of you)?

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Pitt would be high on the list

But that is simply from lack of other true “rivals.” I mean I would love to play teams like ND and Nebraska at the end of the year, but there isn’t the necessary animosity there that would make it a true rivalry. I think Pitt might be the only team able to supply that level of hate.

by VVeRPennState on May 13, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dream is a strong word

but it’s Pitt. It would be tough to play at the end of the year though, because they have WVU. I’d also enjoy kicking it old school and going with Syracuse.

by Illegal Formation on May 13, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitt and WVU didn’t always have their game at the end of the season; that’s been a recent development since the Pitt/PSU series ended.

by SlingStone on May 13, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would be awesome

is if someone out east had survived the conference thing, or even come out as a team that competed on Michigan State’s level. None have, and so a “dream team” doesn’t really exist. At least that’s how if feels.

I know about your diabolical plan.

by KevinHD on May 13, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Notre Dame

We had a heck of a series against them for quite some time.

Of course, they need to join the conference first.

by PSU Mudder on May 14, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

the problem with ND

is that while they would break up the PSU/MSU land grant “rivalry”, it would likely be MSU that would get ND as the end of year rival, and not PSU.

by The JuggerNitt on May 17, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other than the loosing and BHGP

How, exactly, is Iowa more interesting than Michigan State?

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked myself this as well

But didn’t get far. BHGP and the Iowa fans have really made Iowa more interesting to me these past two years. Seem like good people. Even got me to respect a fair bit about their program and their otherwise decidedly uninteresting coach. But if you take that away, like pretend BHGP didn’t exist, what is Iowa?

Ferentz would remain far less douchey than Dantonio. They probably have more fans nationwide, but I couldn’t be sure. Rambler might not have hopped on their bandwagon (tho he seems inclined to do so with Purdue and their blog isn’t much to get excited about). What else? Hmmm, I dunno, it’s tough….

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 14, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

So outside of the 'Blog world

Nothing? Michigan State has to have more alumni than Iowa, although I didn’t look it up. And they’re closer to, such as it is.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MSU has more alums

but not necessarily fans. Although Iowa is a smaller state, the Hawkeyes get the lions’ share of the loyalty (about an 80/20 split) from Iowans at large. MSU and Michigan are far closer to each other in terms of Michiganders’ loyalties. I would also say Iowa has become a far more prestigious program; MSU reached one Rose Bowl since 1980 whereas, going back to that period, Iowa has 3 Rose Bowls and two Orange Bowls to their name.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the end of the day,

My point was that the Penn State/Iowa “rivalry” is more of a function of the cross-over between two pretty active blogs that have kind of grown up together. That makes it a more appealing game to what, 750, maybe 1,000 hardcore readers?

I think that to the balance of the world it’s six of one, half dozen of the other. Aren’t Iowa’s rivals Minnesota/Wisconsin [with the standard red-blooded hatred of Ohio State and Michigan thrown in]?

I’ve said this a million times, all I need from a “rivalry” prospective is Ohio State on the first Saturday of October. But, and I have nothing to back this up, I think they are resistant to it because they don’t want to acknowledge us anything more than the melange of other Big Ten schools that aren’t Michigan. They only have eyes for Michigan, it’s cute in a way. And sad too, really sad. Whatever.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got your point, jesse,

just addressing a specific part of it. I’m on record as saying I don’t think the series is a rivalry or has much potential for one…unless Ferentz replaced JoePa (which won’t happen, but shuddering at the thought).

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I said this in a previous post.

True rival or not, I’d rather play Penn Schtaaaate in an early season game in primetime under the lights than playing second banana to tOSU and Michigan the last week of the season…

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on May 14, 2010 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

OSU/Mich

They don’t want to move their game past Thanksgiving, so what we really could do is steal some of their thunder and use the new last week of the season to stage Iowa/PSU.

by gumbercules on May 14, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree, I think an Iowa-Penn St nightgame is a perfect way to start conference play.

It has national attention and at least one of the teams, often both, are usually ranked.

by HawkeyeRecon on May 14, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am afraid the Big 10 will force Rutgers upon us.

Assuming the Big 10 adds Rutgers, Missouri, and Nebraska, wouldn’t the Big 10 tell us to take one for the team and play Rutgers? Who else would they assign as their rival, Minnesota?

by VVeRPennState on May 13, 2010 1:58 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as Rutgers doesn't want to continue to play

all their big games on Thursday, Friday, Tuesday morning, or noon on Wednesday, I’d be moderately OK with that.

by cpm126 on May 13, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy rec, as they say.

I know about your diabolical plan.

by KevinHD on May 13, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think the Big ??

will allow us to schedule a 3-1, 5-2 type series with Rutgers? Of course not! But we would be giving up a lot of attendence when we played them there, unless they play in the Giants/Jets Stadium.

I hate the thought of Rutgers being one of our chief rivals in the Big ?? East. Give me PITT any day. I’d even grant them a Home and Home.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on May 14, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would give this poll a little more credence...

…if Rambler didn’t account for 500 of the 678 PSU votes.

Seriously? We finished exactly one vote ahead of Minny? This has Rambler’s prints all over it.

by hbeach08 on May 13, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wheres he been anyway?

He didn’t post anywhere on SBN yesterday or today so far.

by bconway6 on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is bad

when someone takes only a day or 2 off and is noticed missing

by The JuggerNitt on May 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's try to bait him out of hiding

What port city did Rommel lay siege to starting in 1941?

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure was.

Silly Hitler. Anyone that’s played Axis&Allies knows that Africa is a waste of resources unless you are just laying waste to the allied forces and want to rub it in…

Fuck tOSU

by ajs1122 on May 14, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hitler really needed the oil resources in North Africa.

That is why he sent his best general and used his best fighter, Focke-Wulf 190 in Africa. FW 190 was a superior plane to the Me 109 at close ground support and low altitude air superiority. Without oil, Hitler would have had no ground war in Europe, he never reached far enough into Russia to get oil there.

by BMAN13 on May 14, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

? RR

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 14, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

is he off the grid?

It is strange going this long without a response from him

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

He must have gotten a real job

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on May 14, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's because you're quite accurate.

You need to add something patently wrong or controversial so that he can correct you.

Rommel was a weak commender. Lost in North Africa, lost in Normandy. That’s 0-2 in my book. That’d drop him out of the AP Top 25 General rankings.

by Cairo on May 14, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does the Reading in RR stand for the PA city?

Or is it a reference to Reading Rainbow? I have never quite figured that out…I need some enlightenment.

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I first joined SBN

I asked Rambler if he was, in fact, Lavarr Burton. His response was pretty humorless. Two things I’ve since learned a) I was thinking of the “Reading” in terms of the verb and not the town in PA/UK and b) Rambler likely has no knowledge of that TV show because there weren’t enough generals on it.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently "in the period between 1875 and 1885, walking was Reading's noblest sport."

You learn something new every day.

Although it does make me wonder what events transpired in 1875 and 1885 to drastically change the Reading sports landscape.

by VVeRPennState on May 14, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Panic of 1873

18,000 businesses failed between 1873 and 1875. Unemployment reached 14% by 1876.

Walking may have been Reading’s noblest sport, but it was also one of the cheapest.

by Aaron PSU on May 14, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

That and the equine flu epidemic.

When your horse is out of commission, you gotta walk.

by Cairo on May 14, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we need a student to further examine this as a thesis subject.

You can call it “The Rise and Fall of Late 19th Century Walking: From its birth in depression and disease to its death at the hands of the nation’s noblest football team.”

by VVeRPennState on May 14, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I read that there was

a gasoline shortage, so everyone opted for walking over running their eco-hating giant SUV’s.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 14, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow all of this and still no rambler? Where is he?

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

My theory

He is a tenured history professor at PSU and thought he could spend all of his time on BSD because of his tenure. The dept head caught on and he is actually doing some real work instead, and he got his computer confiscated. This is just a theory.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 14, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

My guess

He has been using every waking moment campaigning for Pat Angerer in the Name of the Year tournament.

by VVeRPennState on May 14, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he fell into

a hot tub time machine and warped back to the battle of the bulge where he was accidentally killed by friendly fire.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 14, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 14, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW!

I’m truly impressed for the discussion of state-of-the-art metallurgy in 1930. The fact that I live just outside of Reading makes it just that much better.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 14, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a skilled field commander

He did well in N Africa considering he was often outnumbered 10 to 1. In Europe his strategy to have armor on/near/behind the beaches was over ruled by Hitler. He knew armored reinforcements would be decimated by air as they tried to make their way to the beaches.

by HawkeyeRecon on May 14, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to talk

but first read this book.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried it and it sucked

But I think it’s because I had to read this book first. (And so did I.)

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 14, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the first and only book anyone needs.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 14, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can get that at 50% markdown at the dollar tree

True story I saw it there yesterday

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying that I

can now get for only $1 what was originally $2? That’s less than a big mac. Hot damn!

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 14, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it is actually 50% off $1 so that makes it 50c

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 15, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought everything at Dollartree

cost a buck. Now that they are 50% (i.e. one dollar) Dollartree could now inventory them book.

If the book was originaly $1, now in the cutout bin for 0.50, I would imagine dollartree shrikwraps two together to stick with their scheme.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 17, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

brought to you by ESPN

Because we don’t actually know what we are talking about.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 14, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw it on Amazon for a penny plus shipping.

Or, free, if you’ll pay for shipping.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a friend that just got married

and is one of the biggest ND homers around. This is a guy that another friend and I always place an over/under bet on how many times he’ll mention ND in a night. I really should get him this book as a wedding gift.

by The JuggerNitt on May 17, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...

Suggest a secret santa with a 20 dollar minimum, and buy him 20.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 18, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

To me, Iowa is like Newman to Seinfeld

They’re more of an annoyance than a rival. I can’t get too worked up over playing them but it’s aggravating as hell to lose to them.

by Frank O'Brien on May 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair....

Given Iowa’s record against Penn State recently, if the question was, “who do you want to play on homecoming”, or “who do you want to play if your Mother is being held hostage by Iraqi extremeists thirsty for Iowa victory”, the answer would probably be Penn State too.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 13, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Instead of a trophy, we should play for this...

That’s right, the NWA heavy weight title belt. WWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Mr. Rosewater on May 13, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

There are too many belts

in wrestling these days. I used to Trick ‘or Treat at Bruno Samartino’s house – he would always complain about this.

by psdeuce on May 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Pretty soon it will be like Pee-Wee soccer leagues. Everyone will get a belt just for participating.

by BSD on May 13, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Soccerization of our society

I need to go find some damn lion and gazelle videos.

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 13, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here is life as nature intended it.

Here is life in a soccerized society.

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 13, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i play soccer

and i do not approve of all these shenanigans. and really, it’s more like soccer parentized, not soccerized, in my opinion

by lion09 on May 13, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a point here.

Parents are to blame for the helmet-wearing, everybody wins a prize attitude of today. Parents are soft as a warm turd these days.

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, it's amazing the little kids don't have to play soccer in bubblewrap parkas.

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 13, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

kids wear helmets playing soccer now?

by The JuggerNitt on May 13, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I need to find more lion and gazelle movies

This is too much!

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes

i’ve seen kids playing in goal indoors with those foam paddy thingys. also, people who have actually had head injuries wear them too.

by lion09 on May 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well this is a football discussion so soccer bashing is quite acceptable in this culture

I am Laura Nichols and I like Bacon.

BSD is an addiction, and this is the first step.

by carolinaeasy on May 14, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Make it like soccer

The top division and bottom division.

Changes each year.

Would be hell on scheduling, but f’ it. As along as we’re talking batshit scenarios, why don’t we have two divisions, and the bottom team in the top division gets demoted each year?

by Tailgate Shogun on May 13, 2010 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this idea...

though I am not sure if Michigan would go for it if a bottom division was precluded from a BCS before the season started. Who would start in the 1st division? Who would start in the 2nd?

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by Esteban d' Amur on May 13, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember reading somewhere

and I wish I could remember where, that we should do this using the MAC as the lower division

It never gets to be easy

by chitownhawkeye on May 13, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this idea for American pro sports

but it’s inherently unfair for non-traditional college programs who would get their once-in-a-lifetime great team while in the bottom division. Kind of takes away that magical quality I love about college sports.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 13, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO!!! GO DYNAMO WYO!!!!

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by IcersGuy on May 13, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you think I wouldn’t buy shirts with Dynamo Wyo on them, you’re high.

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by TheK-GunNeedsReloaded on May 13, 2010 5:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

rly?

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by jtothep on May 14, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I know it's a hated idea already...

but I was really impressed with the pictures from the bowl game against LSU. Seeing Bowman flying around with his practically dark grey pants made me want that as an alternate uniform.

It’s not a drastic change, but the blue jersey, dark grey pants, and black shoes is about as plain as you can get. But it will still look intimidating.

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by OMEGAMAN on May 13, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now if only our colors were blue and gray...

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by leeharvey418 on May 14, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can fly in

20 yards of turf from the Citris bowl and let the team do some mudslides during pre-game warm ups. Problem solved.

Nike will probably steal this and create a new mud and duck crap Oregon Uniform.

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by rahpsu92 on May 14, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or, consider this...

we don’t change our uniforms at all, ever.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was never thinking a permanent change

I’m thinking like a Nike Pro Combat (or whatever it was called) uniform that shows up once, or against every SEC team we play.

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by OMEGAMAN on May 14, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or....

We can never, ever, do that.

Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.

by jesse. on May 14, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if PSU's classic white jerseys

had a sponsor’s name across the front.
For your approval:

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

HELL YES!

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 14, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This gives me an idea...

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 14, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, BSDer's

see if you’ve got any good ideas.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 15, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a silly idea

Iowa and PSU have about as little in common as two schools from the same conference can have. The only notable thing you can say about the series is that Iowa has won more often than you might expect over the past few years.

The MSU rivalry isn’t perfect, but I think that of the current conference schools, they make for the best season-ending game. And let’s not forget, the meeting between the two schools determined the conference champion in 2008.

by newenglandnittanylion on May 16, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What makes MSU “the best season-ending game” in your opinion?

The only things that make the series unique are the blood drive competition and the hideous trophy. I think a blood drive with Illinois or Wisconsin would be just as compelling.

by SlingStone on May 17, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

well MSU is about as similar a school to PSU as you can be

aside from football tradition, but there aren’t really any other schools in the B10 with quite the same tradition over the past 50 years not named OSU or Michigan. There are other teams that are good in different eras, and Wisconsin and Iowa are certainly close, but outside of that, the schools aren’t really that similar, either.

It is like, on a scale of 1-10 for what schools would be a good rivalry, it would be something like
OSU: 9
Michigan: 7
MSU: 5
Wisky: 4
Iowa: 3
Illinois: 2
Minnesota: 2
Northwestern: 2
Purdue: 2
Indiana: 1

But unfortunately OSU and Michigan already have their rivalry which would be a 10. Not like MSU is that far ahead of a school like Wisky or Iowa, but if we have to choose someone, it might as well be them

by The JuggerNitt on May 17, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and just to humor you

Pitt would probably be an 8 or 9.

Rutgers would probably be a 5 or 6.

Syracuse would probably be a 7 or 8

Notre Dame would probably be an 8 or 9

Missouri would be a 2

Texas would be a 3 or 4

Nebraska would be a 7 or 8

by The JuggerNitt on May 17, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

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