Oh, Brandon. When will you learn?
about 2 years ago
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Easy rec
"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP
by ReadingRambler on May 4, 2010 11:22 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm rec'ing this comment
because of how rec-happy this makes me.
I know about your diabolical plan.
by KevinHD on May 4, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and I'm rec'ing this comment
because of how rec-happy this makes me
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face
Does B-Ware live in JayPa's basement?
Dang
God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...
We debated this, but I want to hear from the masses: New Contest!
RUTS says revolving table with hidden drawers, I say either a false bottom in the lamp or trap door in the end table – How the hell did BWare hide food in a lamp? You decide…
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It's called a potato.
"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP
by ReadingRambler on May 4, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe the lamp
IS the food. Kinda like that dude that has the house made of Bud Light.
Whenever the mood strikes you take a bite or drink of your house or furniture.
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
He has commented on here before. Correct?
Maybe he will chime in?
by scotty2hotty89 on May 4, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
True!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on May 4, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
IIRC
The comment was regarding an article that was talking about his weight. He pretty much said that the numbers used in the article were wrong, and he proceeded to provide more accurate weights. I don’t remember anything funny about the comment, it was pretty informative. I don’t see why anyone would fake it.
by scotty2hotty89 on May 12, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Found it
http://www.blackshoediaries.com/2010/4/6/1407491/2009-recruiting-class-where-are#34232516
And I’m definitely going with it not being a fake.
by scotty2hotty89 on May 12, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions
It's got to be a floor lamp
One of those cheap walmart ones with the gray metal? Those things have a lot of room in that metal base to stoor candy bars and starbursts.
I’m more interested in how Clark found the food in the lamp. Is Clark doing locker checks like Full Metal Jacket?
Clark probably helped him move or something and picked up the lamp and the food fell out of the bottom.
Do you want the mustache on, or off?
Too bad.
Does this make you wonder where else BWare may have hidden food?
Have you ever watched Intervention where the alcoholic hides mini vodka bottles all over the house? I bet when BWare moves, he’ll be finding Snickers for days. Ooh, piece of candy. Ooh, piece of candy.
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by Jeff Junstrom on May 4, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
A wooden crate would never trap BWare.
He would thus avoid spending time with top people. Top. People.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
by psume06 on May 5, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Because this picture has to go somewhere in this thread.
"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee
by Run Up The Score on May 5, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
The bear's got the weed! The bear's got the weed!
Not it! /touches nose, thumb on the table
"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."
by jtothep on May 5, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Private Ware!
Do you know why you are not allowed to take food from the mess hall?
"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler
Dammit. Now I look like (more of) a tool.
I should have scrolled down further.
"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler
Is this what the basement looks like?
I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. Captain O'Hagan
by psu in the w-b on May 4, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
JoePa: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, WARE?
Bware: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
JoePA: A jelly doughnut?
Beware: Sir, yes, sir!
Joepa: How did it get here?
Bware: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Joepa: Is chow allowed in the basement, Ware?
Bware: Sir, no, sir!
Joepa: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Ware?
Bware: Sir, no, sir!
Joepa: And why not, Ware?
Bware: Sir, because I’m too heavy, sir!
Joepa: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Ware!
Bware: Sir, yes, sir!
Joepa: Then why did you try to sneak a jelly doughnut into Jaypa’s basement?
Bware: Sir, because I was hungry, sir!
Joepa: Because you were hungry…
[turns and addresses rest of team]
Joepa: Ware has dishonored himself and dishonored the team. I have tried to help him. But I have failed. I have failed because YOU have not helped me. YOU people, have not given Ware the proper motivation! So, from now on, whenever Ware fucks up, I will not punish him! I will punish all of YOU! And the way I see it ladies, you owe me for ONE JELLY DOUGHNUT! NOW, GET DOWN ON YOUR FACES!
Joepa: Open your mouth!
[shoves jelly doughnut into Ware’s mouth]
Joepa: They’re payin’ for it; YOU eat it! Ready! Exercise!
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
by psu on May 4, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
I tip my hat to u sir
I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy. Captain O'Hagan
by psu in the w-b on May 4, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't recall that ending well.
Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.
What are you talking about?
R Lee Ermey got a phenomenal part in Saving Silverman and his own History Channel show, and Vincent D’Onofrio dated Cameron Diaz and starred in Law and Order: CI.
Oh, you meant for the characters. No, it did not end well.
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by Jeff Junstrom on May 5, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Joker did get that cushy gig writing for Stars & Stripes...
Even if it did make him act like some sort of Micky Spillane.
Pitt currently has both a better football and basketball team than Michigan.
Lies
Daryll is a gotdamn LIAR lmao, How and why would I have food under my lamps??? C’mon yall!
Dear Brandon,
Please stay in Joe’s good graces so we can see you regularly on the field – where we like you!
We all know DC ‘planted those ’snacks’ under the lamp!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on May 15, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
DC
DC is a funny guy, and he likes to make up stuff to get a laugh y’all! But if you REALLY thought about it, HOW would food get under a lamp?? I know y’all have better sense than that, at least I hope…
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