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We've All Been Thinking It...

 ...and now it's time to poll the masses.

 First we have this gem thanks to Notre Dame.  If you're looking for some commentary,head here.


Now, our own flesh and blood. Back story here.


  

And finally, our friends at The Ohio State University break it down, High School Musical style.  I mean honestly people, even in Glee, it's just the Glee club, not everyone in the freaking school running to join.  And as Junny pointed out, this was a normal school day, not a tailgate.

Now it's time to vote...

Update: This is what I thought of when I saw the OSU one...

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Which video is the most embarassing?
Notre Dame
137 votes
Penn State
26 votes
Ohio State
56 votes

219 votes | Poll has closed

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Ours is infinitely less humiliating than the others.

IMO.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on May 4, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Ours was a spontaneous outburst of innocent drunken stupidity. Both of the others required a large amount of time, or in the case of ND’s video, money, to put together.

Hats off to the home team for being the lesser of three evils.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 4, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

nothing’s ever made me prouder not to be associated with ND or OSU.

I wouldn't trust old rooster me neither.

by spakajewia on May 15, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have an interesting definition of "win".

I refuse to partake in this poll until you change “win” to “loses the least”.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 4, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

i agree

though i already voted

by lion09 on May 4, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing.

There is NO winner here, only who has humiliated their university the most.

If that were the poll, ND wins hands down, but I will not vote until the word “win”, which implies something good has happened, is removed.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 4, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The winner is the one that loses the least

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not good enough!

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 4, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for fixing it.

The answer is obvious: ND.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 4, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if I understand you correctly, by that logic

since our tailgaters’ embarrassment of our Alma mater is clearly the lesser of the three abominations to our species posted above, they should win?

Drunkenly singing along to Miley <<< Glee dance party at tOSU <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< ND song that, if Kurt Cobain were to somehow rise from the dead, would make him kill himself…again…(sigh…)

by dawsonPSU10 on May 4, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I took "win" as in "who is the lamest" and voted for jaO$U

"There are only three certainties in college football: all players will eventually leave, the ACC will be bad, and Joe Paterno ", Clay Travis, CNNsi Fanhouse

by letsgopsu on May 4, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

perhaps this poll should be trashed

and another one created with a bit more description

by lion09 on May 4, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You're right

And I’m gonna find some more embarassing stuff

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by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A search of 5 minutes yielded nothing

If anyone has any other video that should be included just let me know

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a big enough fan base

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS!

" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009

by BlueWhiteLife on May 4, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not even watching the Ohio State video, and voting ND.

That shit came with a budget and pre-approval. No excuse.

@scrappled

"When it’s third-and-10, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time" - Max McGee

by Run Up The Score on May 4, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

But sadly so did the tOSU video

Not nearly on par budget wise, but it has the President of the University as part of some crappy choreographed dance from some stupid high school show. I guess it was a slow week in donor relations for him.

by LegalLion on May 4, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

THAT

I mean seriously, WTF?

by PSUWifey on May 5, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeahbut...

jaOSU’s shenanigan’s weren’t nearly as expensive to over-produce as Neuter Dame’s were. I don’t know if there are degrees of malice of forethought, but ND’s video clearly rises to a higher level in my mind.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 5, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

malice aforethought

Legal Nerd’d

Black Shoe Diaries
Success With Honor

by Jeff Junstrom on May 5, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go out on a limb here

and say, while still kinda lame, the OSU one is actually slightly impressive, just because they had to get this organized and then busted it out in the middle of a crowded place. I don’t watch Glee or whatever this is from, so maybe that would change my opinion, but I thought the effort was alright. Maybe I just enjoy breaking out random stuff in the middle of a crowd though.

But ND is just god awful and everyone involved on every level should be embarrassed and feel shame deep down inside.

by skarocksoi on May 4, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

They ripped off HSM/Glee

It’s not really that original. The Lionettes put this kinda thing together like twice a week with a few less people and with infinitely more interesting dance moves IMO.

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by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m not talking about quality, it’s just kinda funny because its so lame (similar to the PSU tailgate in the USA). I just like the flash mob/randomly do-something-in-the-middle-of-a-public-area kind of thing. Of course, I was friends with kids who put on a banana and gorilla costume and chased each other through the hub and around the Willard Preacher. So that’s my mindset for funny. Plus choreographed dance moves gets me every time.

by skarocksoi on May 5, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But dude...how random was this really?

I mean, you’ve got the mascot, the President of the University….an entire film crew….and a sh*tload of people there to watch.

by PSUWifey on May 5, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

as random as any other flashmob is

obviously not random to the people doing it, but it is definitely random to the people observing.

I don’t really like musicals or dancing or whatever, but I actually am somewhat a fan of the flashmob concept, and I know if something similar was done at the HUB, and I was there to see it, I would have thought it was pretty good. The only thing making me “dislike” the OSU one is the fact that it is OSU, but I’d be MUCH more embarrassed if the ND video was really a PSU video.

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw flashmob and thought it was some underground thing

If that many people were involved in the planning then I agree. Lameness increases directly with the amount of production involved.

Things like the flashmobs where people just randomly freeze in place for a few minutes in a student quad are cool. Production and intense high level planning not so much.

by skarocksoi on May 5, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

that is not really a flashmob, because those people had obviously met and rehersed prior to this incident. A real flashmob involves complete strangers communicating only via the internet.

by PSUWifey on May 5, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who did we steal it from?

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by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I was under the impression that our cheer arose out of the one Gator Bowl we boycotted during segregation because they wouldn’t let our black players play.

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 4, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong, we have a better story behind the cheer (if USC even has one)

but reportedly, we took the “We Are” chant from USC when we played them in the Rose Bowl in 1923 (I think that was the year).

by dawsonPSU10 on May 4, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not the story I heard

God Created the World Out Of Nothing, Paterno Built A National Superpower On Cow Fields...

by Adam Bittner on May 5, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it's the truth

Long known fact that we took it from USC. The Cotton Bowl (which we didn’t boycott – we just made the threat, and then they backed down and let our AA players play) ended in a 13-13 tie with SMU. It’s an awesome story, but it’s not where the cheer originates.

I’m not sure of the accuracy on the year Dawson put up – that I’ve never been able to pinpoint. I’m sure we took it from them at some point, but there are a few reports that say it didn’t turn up as a mainstay cheer at Penn State until the late 70’s.

Linky 1. Linky 2.

Also, I’m just gonna put “We Are Penn State cheer origins” down here, because this has come up a few times now, and I’m sure in 6 months, I/we will be scouring the boards to find the reference to this again.

"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."

by IcersGuy on May 5, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't say for sure we took it in 1922

but we played USC in the Rose Bowl in 1922 under Hugo Bezdek, which was what I was referring to.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 5, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I miss the marshmellow throwing (mentioned in linky 2)

One time our section (freshman/sophomore that year) hit Jack Arute in the forehead with a marshmellow. When I came back to PSU for grad school in 98 the marshmellows were gone.

For the glory

by Paige2PSU on May 6, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

and replaced by water bottles...ugh

at least empty them and/or take the caps off first.

by The JuggerNitt on May 7, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guiiiidoooo

Damn you and your revisionist history, Guido.

by esteele on May 5, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

revisionist history usually is better than the real thing

if only we had the capacity to script and edit real history, and not just the revisionist kind

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is not a good idea.

If we change history, a few things will happen:

Stone Cold Steve Austin will be called Stone Cold because he spent his entire adult life working at a Stone Cold Creamery.

Hitler dinosaurs:

Alabama will still have more national championships than you.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 5, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

well, not exactly what I meant

I didn’t mean that we could revise history and that’s how it actually occurred. I meant that while history was still the present that we would have the forethought to meticulously shape and mold it into as interesting a story as the revisionists usually create.

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you even read the part about HITLER DINOSAURS?

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 5, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did

and I was torn about my feelings, since while dinosaurs are decidedly awesome, Nazis are not.

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except who's to say

that the political ideology of the Nazi’s wouldn’t be completely different in an alternate timeline. Perhaps they would actually be more like this.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 9, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to guess, and I know few details of WWII history

so I could be totally off base, but I think I’m still going with a 99.9% chance that the German Nazi party would have ended up being the bat-sh*t crazy genocidal maniacs bent on world domination in just about any time line or alternate universe.

And if they had actually managed to find a way to bring back dinosaurs from the dead like the picture above, and turn them into living armored war machines, that’s game over, man. They would have deserved to win. You can’t compete with freaking dinosaurs.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someday, I'd like to try to write an alternate history starting with the untimely death of Karl Marx and perhaps Engels.

I’d guess the Nazis would have been different. Certainly they would have been different if World War 1 hadn’t ended so badly for Germany.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as you're writing alternate histories

Can you write one for the Caps?

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing can save them.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's taken me three weeks

but I’ve finally removed Jaroslav Halak’s instep from my nuts.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think I'd blame Halak for Washington's "offense".

Shoot the puck! Forget rebounds or high percentage shots, just shoot it.

Me thinks Boudreau (or however you spell that) will be out of a job eventually.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know, dude

Game 6 he was ridiculous. We did shoot. 54 freaking times. He was toying with us.

I think Boudreau’s fine. He’s tried so many things to get some of these freaks inspired or controlled. He’s cool. Semin and Green otho? I could see them getting the boot.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you shot 54 times.

But how many of those were good shots?

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, man!

Sometimes good goalkeeping happens, right? Dude was ‘ho hum, snatch another puck from over my shoulder with my glove.’ It’s the prescription for advancement.

My beef is the ‘offensive’ defensemen the caps employ. Mike Green the most egregious of the doophuses. The whole team’s ‘style’ ain’t built for advancement. Need a few more Knuble pickups.

I’m just glad we didn’t spend a dime on them this year and that it was over quickly. Another Game 7 loss to your lads would’ve been too much.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aha. Got you to admit part of it.

The Caps have too many players who play ſtupidly and make comments like “We only need to play mediocre defenſe”.

I mean, they were ready for a fall.

And you really ſhould try this long ſ, it’s addictive.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

First round losses to the 8th seed

Make it easy to admit lots of things.

That Sidney Crosby is not a douche is not one of them.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Croſby's juſt a ſiſſy.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was two things with the Caps

Halak did play amazing, and that can’t be overlooked. The Habs’ defense did a great job shutting down the Caps’ offense, and then Halak got his wake-up call when he got replaced by Carey Price.

The other thing is that the Caps players tried to get too cute on offense, and started doing too much on their own. Their offensive depth is scary, and they work best when everyone is involved and the defense is spread out.

Oh, and Mike Green shouldn’t be a Norris Trophy finalist. Just sayin’.

"I did my walk of shame this morning and everyone was so much nicer," she said. "People were inviting me to parties at 9 a.m."

by IcersGuy on May 10, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Yay, valediction from IcersGuy!

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can agree with this.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halak's pretty good.

A little sloppy tonight, but good. I’d still take Fleury.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 10, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like if the Maginot Line

had been an actual line with a stern warning painted on it in French instead of a string of (tragically) entrenched fortifications.

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 10, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you mean Cold Stone?

As far as I can recall, he already went by Stone Cold. Haagen Daas has a nice ring to it too.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 5, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

That picture's clearly fake

The views of the triceratops are shown in third-angle projection. Any real German technical drawing from that period would have used first-angle projection, where the top view would be below the plan view, and the front view would be on the right side of the drawing.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 5, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's not a triceratops

Triceratops had three horns on their skulls, hence the TRI part of their name, duh:

by dawsonPSU10 on May 5, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realized that after posting

Stupid not being able to edit comments…

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 5, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really want to ask

but also really don’t want to know why you were looking for and found Nazi dinosaurs

by dawsonPSU10 on May 5, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's pretty simple.

Just did a search for “Hitler dinosaurs”.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 5, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean like the time I did a search

for “handsome devil” and was flambeed for it? (pun firmly intended)

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 9, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Sorry

OSU’s is by far the worst. I don’t care what the poll says.

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by Adam Bittner on May 5, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

You can't be serious

It’s bad, but that ND one is on a whole other dimension of epic fail.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 5, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I’m a huge Glee fan. That video is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO cheesy, it makes my head spin. And my hate for OSU runs slightly deeper than my hate for ND.

by PSUWifey on May 5, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You scared me for a second there

I read your first statement and almost felt breakfast coming up. Then I realized it was a Diva who was saying it, and everything was okay.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 5, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not A diva...

she’s THE diva.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 5, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

although I’m not sure I deserve such a title, since letsgopsu and probably kmblue too obviously have way more psu football knowledge than I…

by PSUWifey on May 5, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

so how many times do I have to say this?

I can lobby, but it wouldn’t mean a hill of beans. I have about zero influence on this here blog…if I did, Mike would probably be making a lot more moolah :)

by PSUWifey on May 6, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good lord...

I want the 4 or so minutes of my life back I just threw away watching the ND (about 1 minute of it) and tOSU (about 3)… I watched all of ours because it was what it was… drunken tailgating and therefore acceptable

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on May 5, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

that's sorta how I feel

basically, I’d bet that the Party in the USA drunken tailgating dance occurred at both OSU and ND as well, just not captured on video. Meanwhile, ND hired someone to professionally produce that video, and instead of getting George Clinton, they just got a geeky white George Clinton wannabe. The OSU video, while somewhat embarrassing, just can’t compete with the shame of the ND video.

Really, I just worry that Guido has jumped the shark and is producing a similar We Are Penn State video.

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmhummmm

I can sense that Guido is sitting at his desk, rubbing his chin and thinking “Sayyyyy that ND video is SNAPPY!”

by mbailey71 on May 5, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

though I really wouldn't mind one of those rappers from last year's contest

I forget all the names, but I recall the one I really liked wore some NY gear, and had a good WE ARE…PENN STATE remix going on while riding on the loop and at some other iconic spots

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ND is the worst

at least OSU has some semi-cute girls in the video.

by Tailgate Shogun on May 5, 2010 7:31 AM EDT reply actions  

You do realize they're OSU, right?

Unacceptable. My Dad would say there’s more to life than football, but any man has his limits.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 5, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of when I was at a bar down the shore last summer

and a cute girl was flirting with me. We get to talking, and I find out she’s a big ND fan. I pull out my phone and load up the picture of Jimmy and the Emu. She was not pleased, but I was. And it all worked out for the better, as her even cuter friend was a PSU alum, and we hit it off.

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

well since this is the only pic that exists that has anything to do with my story, I suppose I’ll post it (really any excuse works)

by The JuggerNitt on May 5, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ahhh that gets me every time

They both even have that same stupid haircut. Crazy emus.

by skarocksoi on May 5, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never seen this before

But I love you right now… This is amazing.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on May 8, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

How have you never seen this?

I don’t know how to check, but I guarantee it’s been posted in BSD posts at least 50 times.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed...

" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009

by BlueWhiteLife on May 10, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it when you quote your dad

I’m still waiting for your Grandpa’s first post here, tho. Especially if it’s about the weather.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 5, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The boy told me to “post” here. I don’t know what that means. Anyhow, it’s cool today. Cooler than it was yesterday. Gotta get the corn in the ground soon. Should be up by August if we do it right. Where was I?

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 6, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

So much win!

Thanks for obligin!

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 6, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I didn't say I was going to marry an OSU girl.

It was more of a ‘do depraved things to them’ sort of attraction.

SweepTheLeg informed he was going to give the girl in the cheerleading outfit the “Baltimore Broiler”, whatever that means.

by Tailgate Shogun on May 6, 2010 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only acceptable depraved thing with an Ohio State fan is stealing their money.

Even that’s borderline, the money will smell funny.

"I want your money, but I don't want your two cents." - JVP

by ReadingRambler on May 6, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am not 100% certain

but I believe their money is only good in Ohio. If so it isn’t worth stealing if you would have to go to that god awful state to use it

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

by psupride on May 6, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

since it is Ohio

wouldn’t the Cleveland Steamer be more appropriate?

by The JuggerNitt on May 6, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, it should be named after the provider

Not the providee. STL lives in Balmer. Not sure what it would be named if he manages a move to texas.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 6, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Foreplay.

Black Shoe Diaries
Success With Honor

by Jeff Junstrom on May 6, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cincinnati Bowtie

Less memorable than Sam Okey's Hawkeye career.

by Kyle McCann't on May 9, 2010 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it

but I really liked the OSU one. The ND one really sucked!

I think OSU got their inspiration from this (for you Sound of Music lovers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkBepgH00GM

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on May 5, 2010 8:31 AM EDT reply actions  

So long

farewell, aufwiedersehn, good night…I hate to go and leave this pretty sight…so long, farewell, aufwiedersehn, adieu, adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.

by DerryPharmer on May 5, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you. I actually liked it.

Classic Journey remake which has somehow become a go-to sports anthem. The timing would make sense if they were on a semester schedule (weekend before finals, seniors having some send-off fun). But they are Tosu, which is on don’t-bother-attending-a-class-before-you-play-four-football-games trimesters.

Bacon is almost as great as being a Penn Stater

by NittanyTide on May 5, 2010 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nearly there...

Where’s the “I thought of High School Musical” poll option?

by esteele on May 5, 2010 10:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I say - Fear the Unknown...

PSU still has a chance to mortify us all by getting Britney Spears, Dennis Rodman, and the exhumed corpse of Janis Joplin together for a riotous display of humiliation.

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on May 5, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

I'd pay money to see the reanimated corpse of Janis Joplin included.

Maybe not Curley-dollars, but money nonetheless.

"Nothing turns me on like doe estrus." - ReadingRambler

by leeharvey418 on May 5, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shrute bucks?

I would also like to see Janis Joplin.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on May 5, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd give a "Piece of My Heart" tosee JJ in concert again :(

http://popup.lala.com/popup/504684637772506436

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi

by PaJoe on May 5, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Janis Joplin's corpse (reanimated or not)

could would still probably kick Britney Spears’ ass in a head to head music battle.

by dawsonPSU10 on May 5, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I long for the days when popular music was about music, rather than dressing like/being a slut.

"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."

-J.V.Pa.

by psume06 on May 8, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

Some of them may have been hippies, but no one can deny that the hippies had some pretty kick-ass tunes.

And at least to me: Hippies >>>>>>>>> Pop star whores

by dawsonPSU10 on May 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm somewhat with you

just so long as they still dress like/act like sluts. But yes, form should always follow function.

by The JuggerNitt on May 10, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh, sluts

You’re the Sack. She’ll come to you.

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 10, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ND is far worse

however the Tosu video is a strong second. They are really ripping off Improv Everywhere but worse b/c they ripped of Glee as well. but at least it wasn’t sponsored by the athletic department like the ND video was. Bad Bad Ba.

"They say in Happy Valley that if God wasn’t a Penn State fan, why is the sky blue and white?" Fortt said. "Who am I to argue with God?"

by amandakt on May 5, 2010 1:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Our video showed drunk fans dancing and singing to a stupid song

ND planned and produced the video AND the stupid song. Jokes on them.

by Mr. Rosewater on May 5, 2010 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

For your ambition to ‘poll the masses.’

/covers bottom, retreats backwards

"So while while I may be douchy, I’m not rusty."

by jtothep on May 5, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

All I have to say is embarassing....

No F*n way Miley Cyrus and Penn State tailgate should be in the same sentence. Is anyone a winner when you ask the question “who was embarassed the least”?

I thought only safeties played 15 yards off the ball?

by pic15 on May 7, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Every time I see this pic

I tell myself it is severely photo-shopped.

I mean, REALLY ‘shopped…it just can’t be real!

/ keep telling yourself

" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009

by BlueWhiteLife on May 10, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ND by far....

The PSU thing is gay also but being hammered will get you a pass.

I have a 5 year old daughter and probably know every Taylor Swift song, those songs are ear worms.

As RUTS said, that is “professional” by ND

by SweepTheLeg on May 8, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

ugggh ND

Liked OSUs,

I actually know a few of the people in ours. (they’re always crazy)

and…

NDs was God Awful and I wanted to projectile vomit all over the place

by blackjakk on May 14, 2010 2:07 PM EDT reply actions  

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