...it sucked. All I heard was a constant hum that sounded like I was about to be attacked by a swarm of angry bees.
...it sucked. Everyone cheered wildly when the ball came within 20 yards of the net, but nobody ever actually took a shot toward the net.
...it sucked. I witnessed grown men rolling around on the ground crying and the replay showed that they were never actually touched.
Apologies to soccer fans out there...I mean these in a good spirited way.