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Is there a sequence of words in the english language that have yet to be combined in search of the perfect article about Joe Paterno being old?

What would Joe Paterno do?

by jesse. on Aug 18, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

it is the holy grail of collegiate football reporting

and is JoePa’s fountain of youth. Once this sequence has been found, JoePa will perish from this world.

by The JuggerNitt on Aug 18, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question

J: What kind of bear is best?
D: That’s a ridiculous question.
J: False. Black bear.
D: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
J: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

@EpicTripod
SBN - Pittsburgh
Success With Honor

by Jeff Junstrom on Aug 18, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

The PGH pressors......

Hate Joe, because he has outlived most of them and Starkey, while never even has seen Joe up close, has made it his cause since arriving from Buffalo, to deride Joe at every turn and goad him into retirement…..and then mention the 51 wins in 4 years and say he can retire on his own terms.

by DerryPharmer on Aug 18, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe isn't old.

He’s just vintage. Anyway, if he did retire, what on earth would all these people write about? Pitt? Poppycock.

by dwf5095 on Aug 18, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

According to B'Ware's Twitter
#shoutout to JoePa doin the Dougie today at practice….He did it kinda smoove…For an 83 year old lol

Can these asshats to the Dougie? Do they even know what the Dougie is? I don’t think do.

You go, Joe.

(truth, I don’t really know and assume it is a new dance the kids are doing)

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Aug 19, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

You do realize you just nominated yourself

for doing this at the bama tailgate. Bonus points if your mom joins in.

Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.

by jtothep on Aug 19, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, I don't know how

you will have to step up

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Aug 19, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done, but I'm a weergen too

So, we’re learning it together. Get to steppin!

Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.

by jtothep on Aug 20, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

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