I was looking at the CFB schedule on ESPN. I found something incredible.
Ohio State, Miami, and USC are lamer than Penn State. In fact, they are almost as lame as Pitt. They are only not as lame as Pitt because they are not Pitt.
Look at this. Just look at this:
Seriously though, I detect a disturbing trend. The crappy teams are moving away from Thursday night to Friday night, presumably in keeping with their high school-like abilities.
And more football on Thursday night means more Jesse Palmer.