YOU READY? YEAH? ALL RIGHT LET'S DO THIS!
WE'LL START WITH ANGER!
NOW a video of my reaction to Penn State's defensive line in action!
Now with depression!
Now on to depression with a slightly optimistic angle!
Now here's a song for you, Rob Bolden!
I like you, Rob Bolden. By the time you are a junior or sophomore, I think you will be a consistently excellent passer unlike other quarterbacks (cough cough) in this league who were playing in 3:30 games and you will have plenty of good players on your team and offense unlike other quarterbacks in this league (cough cough) who were playing in 3:30 games. If you were a true freshman playing for Ohio State, I'd make fun of you. Michigan and I'd make fun of your coach. But you're my true freshman, Rob Bolden. And I like you.
Finally, if you actually read this post, YOU GET A SPECIAL TREAT:
Isn't that great? Alabama could have beaten us by 90 and that link would still make me smile.