The Rules to the Official JoePa Presser Drinking Game
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 1:54 PM EDT
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I have always loved Joe Paterno's weekly press conferences. Even when I can't watch them, I always eagerly await the transcripts. I just KNEW there were certain things that Joe was going to say every week. We have a "good" or "darn good" football team, or at least we're on our way there. The other team is good and so-and-so who plays for them is a heckuva football player, etc. We occasionally get new information. We usually get stories (at least one). About once a season we get an allusion to the Iliad or Odyssey.
So I've been ruminating on this idea for years, but first expressed my wish to create this last week. I want to start a JoePa Presser Drinking Game. But since I am lazy and busy at the same time, I don't want to scour the pressers and put all of the hard work into determining who should drink when and how much. So I'm asking for your help. Post your ideas and we'll incorporate them into a set of rules.
P.S. I hope that Joe doens't get mad about this. I hope he realizes that it's a very sincere form of flattery.
P.P.S. I hope I'm not violating the family friendly status of BSD too much! If so, take this down, Mike.
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From the 717 are you???
"I have my Joe Paterno autograph already, but I don’t know that I’d begrudge anybody else from getting theirs no matter their age. That’s kind of like meeting Winston Churchill." jesse. @ BSD
waterfall when he makes an
inaccurate pop culture reference
You start drinking and don't stop until some trigger makes you stop
in most drinking games you go down the line and once the person before you stops, you can stop. Not sure how it would work here if you were by yourself though.
i meant as a trigger to stop if playing alone
also, as noted by jtothep, youre not drinking alone if george thorogood is playing. in college we always drank until the person who started stopped. it sucked when the first guy had beer and you had a mixed drink
Waterfall
Everyone starts drinking together, once a designated person stops then the person to their left can stop, once that person stops the person to their left can stop….and so on.
You shouldn’t be playing drinking games alone, unless it is to get up the ballz to tackle a nut.
Drink
When Joe says Player X has a groin/leg/head/neck/etc but DOES NOT say “injury”.
Example. “We had to sit Zugg this week, he had a groin”
That's common sportspeak
Reporters say it all the time.
"Every player we have, someone-maybe a parent, a grandparent, someone-poured their soul into that young man. They are handing that young man off to us. They are giving us their treasure, and it's our job to make sure we give them back that young man intact and ready to face the world."
-J.V.Pa.
I'm shotgunning
for, “the whole bit.”
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Remove an article of clothing
When JoePa says ‘some things’ as they follow the verb to do. E.g., ‘we might be able to do some things in the passing game, we might not.’
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
what if you’re playing in the nude?
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This is going to be entertaining for my office mates
I tend to follow these Tuesday PCs while I’m at work. I can probably get by with the drinking, but stripping may be a problem.
by Frank O'Brien on Sep 22, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Drink
when Joe references an event/game/grudge from 30+ years ago, i.e. Joe’s reference to the Tennessee series in the 70s. Love that crap.
How about one drink per decade of oldness. One for the 00s, 2 for the 90s, etc.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
...that's how the game starts of!
/ errr, sorry Derry, PSU Uncle, BMAN, and Joe from B!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 23, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
off!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 23, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
HA!
…pick-on ME; I’m a man! – I’m forrrrrrteeeee…
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 24, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok...
You Win!" “Uncle!” "Unnnnncclllllllllleeee
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 24, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Take a shot
when he absolutely owns a reporter.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that almost always?
I mean…
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 23, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
make your Irish friend drink..
when Joe starts complaining about the behavior of his Irish players and/or discusses the “west side story”-esque Italian vs. Irish feuds back in Brooklyn
Anything ethnic
has to trigger something. Like you say, drink when he mentions your ethnicity, Irish or otherwise.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Drink when he refers to a player by number.
Also when he says ballplaya’. And if he says, “Number # is a heckuva ballplaya,” that’s like ten drinks.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
Oh man,
that’s gold. Like, “Numba 85 can really make some plays with the football,” then you’re in trouble.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of BWare
You definitely need to drink when he says a kids need to go to class or drop a few lbs.
by Frank O'Brien on Sep 22, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rats... I was gonna use the 'heckuva ballplaya' as mines... oh well
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Sep 22, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saw my signature.
If Joe says “rear end,” slap the ass of the person to your left and drink.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:21 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Drink for "I really couldn't tell ya..."
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions
Take a shot when Joe says
“with some work, we might become a heckuva football team.”
2 shots if we’ve already played 7 games.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
You might have to pick and choose with some of these
this could be worse than the State of the Union game
Drink when he can't hear a reporter ask a question.
Drink 2 if you know he could hear it, but just didn’t feel like answering that one.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Drink if he answers the question with a completely unrelated story
and then comes back to the original question without ever giving an answer.
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Better yet
Waterfall through the whole story.
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
even better
if in a group, randomly pick somebody to tell an off topic story and if they cant they must drink
by jman07 on Sep 22, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
If he manages to say this actual quote again
“I don’t even know who makes up the BCS, who’s involved in it or whatever”
chug a yuengling lager.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Do a shot if he says
BSC…BCS…Whatever
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Chug a pitcher if he mentions
“Tweedle-dee, BSC and heckuva good football team” in the same answer.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
snort some black tar heroin if he drops his pants and tells a reporter to kiss his Italian behind
just joking, say no to drugs kids
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he really did that
I’d probably have to snort some black tar heroin for 2 reasons:
1. I’d need something to make me stop laughing hysterically
2. I’d need something to take my mind off the fact that I saw JoePa’s behind
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Best thread ever!
Makes me want to buy a keg and watch old recordings of his pressers.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
drink
everytime he shuffles the papers in front of him with no real notion of finding anything in them but just to help get through an annoying question
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
has anyone actually seen Joe look at or use those papers?
you know PSU gives him notes for possible off the wall questions but he ignores them and either tells a story or scorns the press person.
Two drinks if he references the '87 Fiesta Bowl or Jimmy Johnson.
Three if he talks about John Bruno.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
Two sips WHEN, not if, he says "The whole bit"
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
Two drinks and a sip if he talks about how much he hates fishing.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
i can hear his voice get all high from frustration
“ya know, you guys. sometimes. you ask questions i dont got. let me tell ya, we just. we might get there, got a lot of young kids.”
i love joe. hell start and stop about 8 different thoughts in one sentence. id think he was senile if he wasnt doing the same thing 30 years ago
by jman07 on Sep 22, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Three drinks if he talks about his discussion of Waterloo with Bob Knight.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
Did that happen?
Educate me.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I've read he and Knight are chummy, and they both like military history, so it's possible.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m picturing it now.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
didn't Joe
Tell the Athletic Director to not hire him as the basketball coach?
I thought he told Knight he wouldn't like state college
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
I heard he told Knight
you need to take your buddies hunting with my friends from Brooklyn, they’ll show ya how to do that right.
2 shots if
the player in question has at least a 3.0
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Trade an article of clothing with the opposite gender
Whenever he says some tense of ‘get our ears kicked in.’
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
Would you knock it off?
This is supposed to be drinking, not some sort of frisky crap they were busy doing at Miami in Jan. 1995 when they were supposed to be stopping Nebraska.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions
How many drinks would that be?
Should I just hook up a Vodka IV and call it a night?
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
I like the nudey stuff.
It keeps it fresh. Just “drink” gets old after a while. I’d also support various feats of strength.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you!
Feats of strength supported here, too! Highland Games activities, like axe throwing and midget tossing.
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
I usually watch football and his pressers with guys
I am not cool with the sausage fest and your rules.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Well that seems to be a "you" problem
as in, you should find some chicks to hang out with
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lets combine the two
Naked Cabre tossing!
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that the big log?
Cabre toss every time Joe says someone is “banged up.”
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, it's the big log. Thanks for noticing
They also throw a tree trunk around as well.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
I kind of new I was setting that up. Well done.
"Until somebody knocks you on your rear end, and pardon me ladies, but unless somebody knocks you on your rear end, you're never going to learn." - Joe Paterno
by Illegal Formation on Sep 22, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Drinking games that don't lead to nakedness
Are kinda purposeless.
Convivite Nudem!
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
seriously
was there ever a point to drinking games in college besides getting a group of co-eds completely wasted and half naked? or totally naked?
Soul brother!
Our most successful methods usually involved clothing swaps to start. If the dudes are sitting there half-naked with a blouse on their head looking silly, the ice is pretty well broken and it’s far less daunting for the women to replace it with a bra.
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
there were always the prudes
who tried to take a shoe or sock or something off and youd have to ridicule them until they actually took off their shirt or something..“does my watch count?”
Oh, man, the memories
So much cheap fun can be had with a good wing man, two fun chics, a bottle of vodka, a deck of cards and a good imagination.
Pro tip to Musburgers’ youngsters out there still in the mix: any card game where the numbers = drinks and the suits = clothing is a straight winnah!
Our defense can still grow to become excellent.
the most interesting man in the world
doesnt believe in wingmen. however, they are a must when on the prowl at the local college dive. there isnt enough liquor in the world for a lone ranger to infiltrate a pack of 4 or 5 haha
yeah, Derry doesn't need the liquor to infiltrate
He’ll sip his Dos Equis and they will disrobe for him.
Jenga party tip from "a friend of mine"
you can write things to do on Jenga blocks
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner
why dont seagulls fly over the bay
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
then theyd be bagels.
two guys walk into a bar
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
dunno
horse walks into a bar bartender says…
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Two fish are swimming along together.
One runs into a wall.
He says ‘dam’.
"I’ll drink through the weirdness." - Illegal Formation
by leeharvey418 on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
One of the trivia teams that plays at the same place as me is called
Wynonna’s Big Brown Beaver.
For the glory
They're playing in Detroit on 10/1.
…and I just had to go and get tickets for the Iowa game.
"I’ll drink through the weirdness." - Illegal Formation
by leeharvey418 on Sep 23, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a blog.
I like to think we can do this in an open thread. Drunk posting would be hillarious.
Wheras your naked co-ed stories are just that: stories. We’re not allowed to post those kinds of pics here.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
i want the straight carp back
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad.
I love Coach Brew.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
anytime he refers to tapes when it comes to the team/players watching video
social drink. last person to drink has to finish theres and get everyone else a refill
A drink every time a father/son connection is brought up by a reporter
multiplied by the number of generations that have played for PSU
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
twice if its a Suhey or a Cianciolo
by skarocksoi on Sep 22, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Take a drink every time he says
“that freshmen kid” instead of the name of his players.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Any racial slur that would get a normal coach fired
Drink a pitcher of bloody mary.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
by psu on Sep 22, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Yells at reporter I already told u i dont know. drinka three wiseman and chuck a car battery.
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
its a battery sued to power a car
bad reference to feets of strenth comment above.
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ha - i read "chuck" as "chug"
and thought it was some delicious drink i had never tasted yet…
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
I guess some of us were thinking that was a new-fangled drink
But why you’d want to chuck it, in that case, I don’t know!
For the glory
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 9:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
too many lawyers on this blog
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
by psu on Sep 23, 2010 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Something we shoould be allowed to throw at Ed Hightower and Ted Valentine.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
if he said santa clause then it would be a dead give away
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Every man has his breaking point.
"How do you ask a man to be the first man to commit to Temple? How do you ask a man to be the first man to play for a lost cause?"
by ReadingRambler on Sep 22, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
If he says, word for word, "Temple has a really good team this year,"
The person who has lived closest to Philly drinks.
Shot of Old Grand-Dad
if he mentions his grandkids. Or one shot per grandkid present at the presser.
Phil
We need to spread these around some.
Like, player to your left drinks on this one, Player to your right drinks on that one. Socials for key phrases, etc. Or maybe we need to spread some of these around by BSD screen names. BMAN13 drinks every time Joe says got or get licked, Illegal Formation for “I really couldn’t tell ya,” and jtothep just takes off a piece of clothing during each answer.
For the glory
as long as I don't have to play the game with jtothep
I wish I wasn’t at work everytime he has a pressor, this would be fun. I could use a couple hours of my rusty use or lose leave but I try to save it for other drunken occasions. Still have over 80 hrs to use before now and the end of the year.
Tape it and play later when you get home!
For the glory
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm in
- Drink one shot of whiskey if he references a recruit he tried to get come to Penn State back in the 50’s through 70s.
- Two shots if he’s from a steel town outside of Pittsburgh or a coal region town in NEPA
- Chug 5th of whiskey if the story about a recruit he tried to get from McKeesport in 1965 but lost to Pitt due to an outbreak of the Spanish Influenza has NOTHING to do with the question the reporter asked.
by Tailgate Shogun on Sep 22, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, born in 1969 (I checked before I posted it)
For the glory
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Drink every time he says
“I enjoy what I do and I dont know what else I would be doing”
Point at player of choice and make them drink
Every time he says “I don’t know, you’d have to ask him” when he’s asked what he thinks the other coach is going to do or what the other coach thinks about something.
by SarcasmJam on Sep 22, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I'd rec this if I wasn't on my iPhone.
+1!
For the glory
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 8:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
how bout you just sit down and drink is much
as you can from start to finish of his presser …who needs rules? just sit down and pound as many as you can haha
Because this way is so much more fun
And you get the same result! Plus, if you tape the pressers, you can play this at any time!
For the glory
by Paige2PSU on Sep 22, 2010 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
finish your beer every time he takes a bite of a slice of pizza
I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
Well, I don't drink...
but I imagine my roommate wouldn’t be averse to a drinking game (given how he got abso-BLEEPING-lutely destroyed two weeks ago, wound up with a BAC of .23 well on his way to a .3, and ended up with about $2,000 worth of detox and a $220 ticket for guess what?)
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 23, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions
Underage drinking.
It’s at this point that I have to say “Dumbass”. You don’t do that. You just don’t. He’s lucky to be alive after that junk…
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 23, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Walking behind the dumpster
Next to the Shandygaff and relieving himself
#1 or #2?
"I’ll drink through the weirdness." - Illegal Formation
by leeharvey418 on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait a minute, he's in Wisconsin
They have cows there don’t they Lee Harvey?
by Frank O'Brien on Sep 23, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Amazingly enough,
that is the most ticketed offense where I live (and it’s not State College, sadly).
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 23, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions
break dancing for quarters without a permit
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
That would have been amazing, but no.
He’s too YOUNG to drink. Oh, for 30 year-
Wait. Wisconsin sucked 30 years ago and Penn State wasn’t a member of the Big Ten. Oops.
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 23, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone in the room drinks until passed out, including the elderly and children.
If Joepa refers to Bolden as Thunderc_ck.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
by psu on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
No need
The day that happens, the rapture win ensue.
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
Geez, I can't type today!
Obviously I meant will
"If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?" Vince Lombardi
rapture win
actually sounds pretty cool
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
Awesome...
green.
"I have my Joe Paterno autograph already, but I don’t know that I’d begrudge anybody else from getting theirs no matter their age. That’s kind of like meeting Winston Churchill." jesse. @ BSD
Looks to me like all my fellow BSD'yins have it pretty well covered
- only one that comes to mind is to drink when ever the reporter asks a question & Joe does his ‘high-pitched:’ " I – I – I don’t know…ask me a football question; not a question about me…"
Really more of a drink for when ever the question draws out the high-pitched “I – I – I…response.”
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
I would honestly love that as a rington for my phone
or one of Butler or LaVar doing their JoePa impressions
- that's a fantastic idea!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 24, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one thing missing
Consolidate list to 10 or so simple rules .. make into this years (or next) white out shirt .. or at least a t shirt, probably won’t make an official white out shirt since it isn’t so family friendly .. but wahey .. some of us are old enough :P
"Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good."
Joe Paterno
A shot whenever he blows his nose
while answering a question.
Black shoes, basic blues, no names, all game.
by JIMPSU on Sep 23, 2010 4:52 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
A shot for that?
You’d be on the floor before the conference was even halfway through.
"I’ll drink through the weirdness." - Illegal Formation
by leeharvey418 on Sep 23, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
In all likelihood?
Someone would be prostrated before a toilet before the conference was halfway done. Not that I would know from experience (my family’s never been particularly good with alcohol, and despite my size I’d know I’d push my luck too far…). And getting that drunk is NEVER fun. Ever.
Maybe Koa Misi and Jared Odrick would be Patriots if Bill Parcells wasn't Comedic.Sans's father...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 24, 2010 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions
ohhh... so nice... how did I miss that? lol
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Sep 24, 2010 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions
H I L A R I O U S!
-darker shade of green fo you!
*keg stand when he looks at it!
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 24, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha!
- You ’Euler’d’ me again!
I didn’t even step on your grass; just merely peered @ it from the curb!
/shrugs shoulders, continues to kick can down the curb
" When you cross that Blue Line, you are mine...Across the Blue Line, it's all football. " " And what you need to do in your life is paint Blue Lines everywhere. " - Joe Paterno 2009
by BlueWhiteLife on Sep 24, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone call in sick or take a vacation day on Tuesday
for the inagural game
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner
I teach during his pressers, so I could only play if we delayed it until that evening!
For the glory
better idea then the delay
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 24, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
They would probably like that.
My boss, on the other hand, would probably fire me! LOL!!
For the glory
2 more - Drink on these phrases
- You gotta give the other guy some credit
- “do some things” in any variation
Someone really has to pull this all together.
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