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So we won yesterday.

Tonight we are all Hap, Hap, Happy.  Celebrate tonight my friends, because there is no time to rest.

We have the OMG Cham-peens coming up next y'all, and as they have let us know, they are teh awesome, and so talented that their cheerleaders could beat up our first string.

So as we kick off HATE Week with what is sure to be an epic post at joepasdoghouse, let's ramp up the HATE with one of our (mythical)award-winning photoshops.

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Which bear is the best bear?
Zug
74 votes
Brent Brackett
88 votes
B'Ware
58 votes

220 votes | Poll has closed

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I like it... sophmoric and crude, right down my alley!

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is scary.

Possibly NSFW, but it’s not too bad.

We've beat better teams. Yeah.
Beat Alabama.

by jesse. on Sep 5, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey we're getting better

At least now we only spell other states incorrectly

"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath

by billycthulhu on Sep 8, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is as good as our Temple tickets saying White Out

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Sep 8, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was just

Guido being Guido

Trust in Robo

by tlrpsu on Sep 8, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is funny and that picture was shot in the first quarter before they started drinking moonshine.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Silly man, we drink 'shine all the time around these parts. You only start once.

It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.

And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010

by AlabamaJammer on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Answer:

Dead Bear.

Too Soon.

We've beat better teams. Yeah.
Beat Alabama.

by jesse. on Sep 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd. Everyone rec this.

"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler

by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Bear wants to kill him, but Rip’s got the knife!!

"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler

by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler

by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously though...

Rip does have the knife…

We've beat better teams. Yeah.
Beat Alabama.

by jesse. on Sep 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS!

This! A thousand times this!

Bolden already looks kinda like Robocop with his visor. Now if we can convince him to wear one with a thin red stripe across the center, his transformation from RoBo to RoBocop will be complete.

by newenglandnittanylion on Sep 6, 2010 12:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Until Zug picks up a reception from Robert Bolden

Brackett IS the man.

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

My son thinks so....

Brett’s #1 fan lives in my house.

Proud member of the Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late Tailgate Crew since 1998!

by Row73Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

So the Nittany Lions are favored to win on the road?

Or am I misreading that, because I’ve no idea what Vegas means and don’t care because my team beat theirs?

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So the Nittany Lions are favored to win on the road?

Or am I misreading that, because I’ve no idea what Vegas means and don’t care because my team beat theirs?

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHY DID IT POST TWICE!

Ah, the agony of comment post FAILURE!

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

means that alabama is favored to win

by 11 points….

If PSU keeps it within 11 then people betting for PSU win their bet

The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno

by jaytay13 on Sep 6, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phhh...

Aside from Barron and Hightower, this is a BRAND NEW DEFENSE.

Saban purchased the starter kit at the local Trader Joe’s. He had to go to Wal-Mart for the expansion packs…

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

its up to 12.5 already.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oldie but goodie.

Bear

Upon moving to AL, I let my wife decide who she would root for. After one day at a new job full of Bama fans, she met me at the door with a hearty cry of "WAR EAGLE"

by SandMountainTiger on Sep 7, 2010 2:33 AM EDT reply actions  

before saturday's game

it would have been all ZUG in the poll

by tlrpsu on Sep 7, 2010 10:28 AM EDT reply actions  

He'll be back

He’s probably kicking himself all week for his busted route Sat.

Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.

by jtothep on Sep 7, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually I see some variation of my avatar pop up in threads like these ;)

by squinky86 on Sep 7, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

For the glory...

Nick Saban in 2033

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Sep 7, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

is that billy gibbons?

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

does santa claus win the ncg in 2033?

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

And if you are looking for love in Tuscaloosa...

Lots of rolls, er Roll Tide!

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Sep 7, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

MY EYES!!!!

Thanks, now i had to go and blind myself. ARGH.

by Tailgate Shogun on Sep 7, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG!

She never wears that for me, and I’ve been barking up that tree for years!

Damn cocktease.

"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban

by KongAtTheGates on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green for you friendo

Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.

by jtothep on Sep 8, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to believe

Charlie Weiss would switch allegiances so quickly.

I guess it could have been body paint – viva la spandex!!

One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's

by rahpsu92 on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Terrance Cody dresses as a caucasian woman for Halloween?

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that women makes that elephant look small.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Until Pentimental’s photoshops prove otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent

by The JuggerNitt on Sep 7, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please no!

Volnation

"I have my Joe Paterno autograph already, but I don’t know that I’d begrudge anybody else from getting theirs no matter their age. That’s kind of like meeting Winston Churchill." jesse. @ BSD

by bconway6 on Sep 7, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

how'd you find the poster in my bedroom?

"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath

by billycthulhu on Sep 8, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

70 something burt reynolds is coming to play this week?

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL Nice...

Did you photoshop the brace as well?

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

sadly know, but i did ps a grill in there (tough to see)

We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.

by mikeissurreal on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats no brace, thats a bionic arm

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to go too political

We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.

by mikeissurreal on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I'd much rather that would have been DC17 or Tolzien

giving a Penn State/Wisconsin jersey to him instead.

Thanks so much, Iowa…

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cochran - made it on National News outside of espn

We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.

by mikeissurreal on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I must say

I’m pretty disappointed by this effort by the BSD community. Step it up, guys.

by BSD on Sep 8, 2010 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Alabama, a rich history of letting mentally deficient people play football

by EaglesPhan53 on Sep 8, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

my new computer background at work…. i love the advertising captions…

For the Glory of Old State

by PSULion29 on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my favorite aspect of your work Pentimental

has to be the themes that continue from one piece to the next.

The gay dancing tate for instance; a haunting yet emotionally redeeming character that really ties your work from this period together. Visual memes like that are the keystone to your towering portfolio. Not unlike the flappy clocks in many of Dali’s best works.

"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."

by showtime on Sep 11, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

All sorts of WIN here!

"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."

by Touchdown on Sep 8, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the tater on top

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Sep 8, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Complete with Forcier on top of the scoreboard?

Or someone else I can’t quite make out?

Wow, I can only imagine how long this had to have taken.

Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...

by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

About 10 minutes.

I forgot to put RichRod in a rescue helicopter trying to save Tater.

by Pentimental on Sep 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Sep 8, 2010 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i know

Doesn’t she know how repulsive fanny packs are?! :-P

The Process of Champions

by atcrawford on Sep 8, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's where her gun is

Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

by letsgopsu on Sep 8, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice

Junny would TOTALLY have sex with that woman.

by BSD on Sep 9, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Sep 8, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

How has no one started a business like this

Where you make a toilet with the icon of a rival team in the bowl so that you can literally crap on your hated rival?

Who wouldn’t want to “dot the i” in script ohio with excrement?

You could make millions of dollars of hate money.

by dawsonPSU10 on Sep 8, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen bowls specifically made like this

but I’ve seen novelty items where you basically mod your toilet exactly how you described. Also seen toilet paper like that, and plungers as well.

by The JuggerNitt on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter

by xozte on Sep 8, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

"phptp" = "photo"

when you are typing comments, right above the text box there are some icons, like B, I, S, ", a chain “link” (for links, obviously), and an icon of a tree.

You need to have the image hosted somewhere already, and then just paste the link into the box that opens up. Alternatively you can put the image URL in between two exclamation marks in the comment text box.

by The JuggerNitt on Sep 9, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

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