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Tonight we are all Hap, Hap, Happy. Celebrate tonight my friends, because there is no time to rest.
We have the OMG Cham-peens coming up next y'all, and as they have let us know, they are teh awesome, and so talented that their cheerleaders could beat up our first string.
So as we kick off HATE Week with what is sure to be an epic post at joepasdoghouse, let's ramp up the HATE with one of our (mythical)award-winning photoshops.
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I like it... sophmoric and crude, right down my alley!
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
thats funny i was just thinkng of the clip
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 5, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
This has so much awesome.
The best is the backwards B. Reminds me of this.
@EpicTripod
SBN - Pittsburgh
Success With Honor
by Jeff Junstrom on Sep 6, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
hey we're getting better
At least now we only spell other states incorrectly

"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
That is funny and that picture was shot in the first quarter before they started drinking moonshine.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Silly man, we drink 'shine all the time around these parts. You only start once.
It's not what you've done but what you are doing that matters.
And the roses in this grand ol' stadium are once again Crimson. - Eli Gold, CTSN Broadcast of the BCS Championship Game at the Rose Bowl, 1-7-2010
by AlabamaJammer on Sep 9, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Which bear is the best bear?

“Well there are two schools of thought..wait! What is going on here!?!”
I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left- Barney Gumble
by CptChaosSidekick on Sep 5, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
This is the best I can do. I am satisfied

"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler
by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
Bear wants to kill him, but Rip’s got the knife!!
"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler
by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
did he drink his milkshake afterwards?
"Life is no way to treat an animal"
by Mr. Rosewater on Sep 6, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
"Alabama is foldin' thanks to Robert Bolden." - Brad Nessler
by ReadingRambler on Sep 6, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions

"Life is no way to treat an animal"
by Mr. Rosewater on Sep 6, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions 13 recs
THIS!
This! A thousand times this!
Bolden already looks kinda like Robocop with his visor. Now if we can convince him to wear one with a thin red stripe across the center, his transformation from RoBo to RoBocop will be complete.
by newenglandnittanylion on Sep 6, 2010 12:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Until Zug picks up a reception from Robert Bolden
Brackett IS the man.
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions
My son thinks so....
Brett’s #1 fan lives in my house.
Proud member of the Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late Tailgate Crew since 1998!
So the Nittany Lions are favored to win on the road?
Or am I misreading that, because I’ve no idea what Vegas means and don’t care because my team beat theirs?
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
So the Nittany Lions are favored to win on the road?
Or am I misreading that, because I’ve no idea what Vegas means and don’t care because my team beat theirs?
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions
WHY DID IT POST TWICE!
Ah, the agony of comment post FAILURE!
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions
means that alabama is favored to win
by 11 points….
If PSU keeps it within 11 then people betting for PSU win their bet
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
Joe Paterno
Phhh...
Aside from Barron and Hightower, this is a BRAND NEW DEFENSE.
Saban purchased the starter kit at the local Trader Joe’s. He had to go to Wal-Mart for the expansion packs…
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 6, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions
its up to 12.5 already.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Oldie but goodie.
Upon moving to AL, I let my wife decide who she would root for. After one day at a new job full of Bama fans, she met me at the door with a hearty cry of "WAR EAGLE"
by SandMountainTiger on Sep 7, 2010 2:33 AM EDT reply actions
hey barner... Joe Pa says to mind your own business

The Process of Champions
by atcrawford on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He'll be back
He’s probably kicking himself all week for his busted route Sat.
Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.
Hey...
What do Bama fans and Maggots have in common?
Both can live for 40 years off a dead Bear. ;)
I <3 self-depreciating bama humor.
Roll Tide!!!! See you all saturday!
"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban
by KongAtTheGates on Sep 7, 2010 1:10 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Roll Tide Roll, around the bowl and down the hole, Roll Tide Roll
I’m not getting a damn thing done this week.
by Frank O'Brien on Sep 7, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
For the glory...

Nick Saban in 2033
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
is that billy gibbons?
"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
does santa claus win the ncg in 2033?
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions
And if you are looking for love in Tuscaloosa...

Lots of rolls, er Roll Tide!
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
by Touchdown on Sep 7, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
MY EYES!!!!
Thanks, now i had to go and blind myself. ARGH.
by Tailgate Shogun on Sep 7, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG!
She never wears that for me, and I’ve been barking up that tree for years!
Damn cocktease.
"You have to create six seconds of hell, every time the ball is snapped..."
-Nick Saban
by KongAtTheGates on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Green for you friendo
Until our defense proves otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent.
Hard to believe
Charlie Weiss would switch allegiances so quickly.
I guess it could have been body paint – viva la spandex!!
One man doing the work of 100's for the good of 1000's
by rahpsu92 on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Terrance Cody dresses as a caucasian woman for Halloween?
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
that women makes that elephant look small.
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Until Pentimental’s photoshops prove otherwise, it should be presumed they will be excellent
by The JuggerNitt on Sep 7, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Please no!

"I have my Joe Paterno autograph already, but I don’t know that I’d begrudge anybody else from getting theirs no matter their age. That’s kind of like meeting Winston Churchill." jesse. @ BSD
how'd you find the poster in my bedroom?
"You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But there's nothing funny about vapor lock! It's the third most common cause of cars stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked!" -Joe Namath
70 something burt reynolds is coming to play this week?
I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. Utah and Boise take care of business in week one. Don't be surprised if they both go undefeated.
by wolfmanshowlforever on Sep 9, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions
only fair?

We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.
by mikeissurreal on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
LOL Nice...
Did you photoshop the brace as well?
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
sadly know, but i did ps a grill in there (tough to see)
We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.
by mikeissurreal on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
thats no brace, thats a bionic arm
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah ha, how bout Joe Pa busted in a coke ring?

Big 10 Speed: Still Frozen in 1982
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that would finally explain that ridiculous grin on the statue
by The JuggerNitt on Sep 8, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I thought that was Harry Caray at first glance...
You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain
by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, I'd much rather that would have been DC17 or Tolzien
giving a Penn State/Wisconsin jersey to him instead.
Thanks so much, Iowa…
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Cochran - made it on National News outside of espn

We have little tranquility but tons of tranquilizers.
by mikeissurreal on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Forrest Gump lands on the injured reserve
by EaglesPhan53 on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm in Full Kool Aid Mode....My Prediction!

by Pentimental on Sep 8, 2010 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 14 recs
hahahaha
my new computer background at work…. i love the advertising captions…
For the Glory of Old State
I think my favorite aspect of your work Pentimental
has to be the themes that continue from one piece to the next.
The gay dancing tate for instance; a haunting yet emotionally redeeming character that really ties your work from this period together. Visual memes like that are the keystone to your towering portfolio. Not unlike the flappy clocks in many of Dali’s best works.
"It was an attrition football game and you know we like that."
All sorts of WIN here!
"Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got."
Whose head is that on Nicoli Volkov again?
Is that the pile jumper?
by BSD on Sep 8, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Complete with Forcier on top of the scoreboard?
Or someone else I can’t quite make out?
Wow, I can only imagine how long this had to have taken.
Can Abbrederis shoot the long three and effectively distribute the ball to his big men?
"Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes..." -Leonard Hofstadter from The Big Bang Theory
For all the crap we give Wil Wheaton, he can still tackle better than Asante Samuel...
by OBrienSchofieldismyHero on Sep 9, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
that's where her gun is
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner
by letsgopsu on Sep 8, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
by xozte on Sep 8, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
How has no one started a business like this
Where you make a toilet with the icon of a rival team in the bowl so that you can literally crap on your hated rival?
Who wouldn’t want to “dot the i” in script ohio with excrement?
You could make millions of dollars of hate money.
I haven't seen bowls specifically made like this
but I’ve seen novelty items where you basically mod your toilet exactly how you described. Also seen toilet paper like that, and plungers as well.
by The JuggerNitt on Sep 9, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions

"Want a donut go to dunkin donuts, want a linebacker go to Penn State." - Chris Carter
by xozte on Sep 8, 2010 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hit the phptp of a tree and disbale pop ups then hit the tree again. paste link
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 8, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
"phptp" = "photo"
when you are typing comments, right above the text box there are some icons, like B, I, S, ", a chain “link” (for links, obviously), and an icon of a tree.
You need to have the image hosted somewhere already, and then just paste the link into the box that opens up. Alternatively you can put the image URL in between two exclamation marks in the comment text box.
by The JuggerNitt on Sep 9, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
i did not know the exclamation poin thing thanks and sorry for the poor directions
There will be no battle fatigue in my command
by psu in the w-b on Sep 9, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions
upload it to photobucket or flickr first, then get the link from there
Joe Paterno - Not Unlike Hugh Hefner

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