We need something more inventive if we're going to nickname our shiny new QB. Nicknames in the C-Webb mold just aren't going to cut it. Perhaps we should wait until he's done something to warrant it, but I'd rather not let RoBo or R-Bold take root.
Since he's the first since Shorty Miller, maybe Shorty Bolden? Penguin Killer? The Snake from Orchard Lake?
Clearly, there are better names out there.