I need advice regarding a friend of mine - another long-time PSU fan. I texted him, asking which bar he would like to go to for the PSU/'Bama game. He texted back that he was going to have to miss it because his wife was going to go out on Saturday night with her friends to watch a local cover band. He's going to sit home and babysit. Is there any way we can possibly be friends anymore since he so obviously doesn't have his priorities straight? Do you take a couple sixers of Yuengling and a pizza over to his house and try to watch the game between airings of Dora the Explorer and Go Diego Go? How do you help him explain to his wife that the PSU-'Bama game totally trumps a cover band and that he NEEDS to be out with a beer in hand to send positive thoughts to the team and help them destroy the Crimson Tide? Now I'm completely afraid that this might prove to be a terrible omen of defeat! I don't want JoePa to call him out at next week's presser and say that we lost because of the negative vibes caused by a friend of mine.