Well Penn State....here is a voicemail line for you to call that goes to many Alabama fans..

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 4:40 PM EDT

who would like to know...how do you plan on beating us on Saturday? IF you want hate week, we'd love to hear it by simply dialing 251-207-1846. The drunker the better. Last year, we got some doozys from Auburn and Florida fans, and I dont think the bar can be raised any higher, or lower, depending on your comedic taste. Now my question is , does Joe Pa get madder if you ask him about Bear Bryant and the Goal Line Stand, or about recruits asking him how long he will be at Penn State? Good luck on Saturday, but not too much luck. Roooollll Tiddddeeeee Rolllllll! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! If we win this one, we will claim it as another National Championship!

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Mr PelicanPants?

Is that the twelve foot tall imaginary friend of Alabama quarterbacks like tacopants and canolipants?

Mike
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by BSD on Sep 8, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

no, he's not that big

but he is able to cover the extra 10 yards using equally imagined SEC speed advantage

by The JuggerNitt on Sep 8, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions

I called the number and it sucked.

All I got was some raspy, fat-sounding woman with a southern accent asking me what I wanted to do to her.

I replied “throw you in the back of a pickup and drive through a carwash” and hung up.

Luring recruits with my new "Posting HD" scheme since '08.

by 06Lion on Sep 8, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

Mybe we know what the Nittany Lion Mascot was up to

Trust in Robo

by tlrpsu on Sep 8, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions

After the greeting, you will hear "Thats What She Said" then it will ring

a few times, then leave your message…..seriously…I’ll post the best ones after the game…

You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain

by mrpelicanpants on Sep 8, 2010 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

I tried that number and it sucked

all I got was some douchea telling me the heisman winner from last year is not the best running back on the team.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

by psu on Sep 8, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

you aren't aware

that everyone should wish they had Alabama’s backup RB?

Trust in Robo

by tlrpsu on Sep 8, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

or even

their third string RB is the true God’s Gift… we’re just lucky the 2nd guy didnt get injured. I think they’d get even better!

We are not normal...WE are Legends...We are PENN STATE!

by hawaiipennstatefan on Sep 8, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Imagine...

If the whole team got injured, 11 fans would climb down to the field and they are even better than the scrubs. The talent that surrounds that field is amazing.

by Pentimental on Sep 8, 2010 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 3 recs