The Champeen-ship game is on tonight!  But if you don't care about the Ducks and the richest amateur player in the NCAA there is an alternative.  If you thought the pregnant teens on MTV were bad, wait until you see the supposedly adult bims on The Bachelor.  Trust me, there will be plenty to laugh and poke fun at, whatever you chose!  So join me, won't you.... 

I can't believe that was not 75 words.  Do the ellipses count as words....?