Hey BSDulace, I just spent 8 days in New Orleans without much internet access, so I wasn't able to keep up with the goings-on of our beloved Nittany Lions pretty much since watching us give the Outback Bowl away on Jan. 1.

I've quickly scoured the posts made, but I figured I'd appeal directly to the commentariat for a boiled-down version of what all I've missed.  I'm hoping that this can be both informative and hilarious, and possibly cathartic for everyone that lived through it as it was all unfolding. 

Oh, and this week reminded me that GOOD LORD DO I HATE OHIO STATE FANS and hope I never EVER EVER have to be in the presence of that many of them EVER again.  I drank countless drinks that waged total war on my liver, stomach, esophagus and kidneys, but the closest I came to throwing up was on Tuesday afternoon when I had to walk past an Ohio State pep rally.  That is all.